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Robot Lou Reed tearing off his own face
Remember that time James Bond's wife was brutally murdered in front of him and then they didn't mention it again for like another 10 movies?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Remember that time James Bond's wife was brutally murdered in front of him and then they didn't mention it again for like another 10 movies?
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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[guy who's only read one book by barbara tuchman reading a second book] This guy's really starting to remind me of Enguerrand de Coucy.
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
[guy who's only read one book by barbara tuchman reading a second book] This guy's really starting to remind me of Enguerrand de Coucy.
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
They're calling him the most French man in history
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Has anyone actually written something on the apparently inability of the reactionary mind to grasp the basic themes and even overt text of Tolkien?
Like at some point Gandalf turns directly to camera and says “the Men of Gondor sure are insufficient to this task, we need the hobbits to do it”
Like at some point Gandalf turns directly to camera and says “the Men of Gondor sure are insufficient to this task, we need the hobbits to do it”
this is an overtly fascist narrative - even the misreading of myth & literature is on brand
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Has anyone actually written something on the apparently inability of the reactionary mind to grasp the basic themes and even overt text of Tolkien?
Like at some point Gandalf turns directly to camera and says “the Men of Gondor sure are insufficient to this task, we need the hobbits to do it”
Like at some point Gandalf turns directly to camera and says “the Men of Gondor sure are insufficient to this task, we need the hobbits to do it”
Lmao this the best metaphor for "Your Party" I've seen so far
“Grassroots“ movement without the grassroots and not even astroturf just standing on a field of mud expecting the grass to start growing around you
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Lmao this the best metaphor for "Your Party" I've seen so far
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Welp folks, the house where the Christmas Adventurers meet to discuss the “revelation” about Lockjaw was RONALD FUCKING REAGAN’S LITERAL HOUSE from when he was governor of California!!! This movie will not stop!! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/m...
We Traveled the Real California That ‘One Battle After Another’ Imagined
www.nytimes.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Welp folks, the house where the Christmas Adventurers meet to discuss the “revelation” about Lockjaw was RONALD FUCKING REAGAN’S LITERAL HOUSE from when he was governor of California!!! This movie will not stop!! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/m...
Having a sausage barm at the airport and they've put it in a brioche roll. In what world is this the correct delivery system for sausages?
October 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Having a sausage barm at the airport and they've put it in a brioche roll. In what world is this the correct delivery system for sausages?
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It would be funny if there was one other guy on Dagobah. And he hated Yoda
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
It would be funny if there was one other guy on Dagobah. And he hated Yoda
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I got a third one so I recorded it this time.
October 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I got a third one so I recorded it this time.
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did you guys hear about that pedophile who got killed in prison. yeah the other inmates found out he was the lead singer of lostprophets
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
did you guys hear about that pedophile who got killed in prison. yeah the other inmates found out he was the lead singer of lostprophets
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when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office
October 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office
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They simply cannot decide whether or not they want us to speak the language.
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
They simply cannot decide whether or not they want us to speak the language.
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It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.
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lol irl
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
lol irl
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False claims - including this one - circulate on here and on Meta’s platforms. But it is strategically brain dead for the government not to be trying to move politicos away from X, where this stuff circulates straight into political commentary freely and where the owner hates and opposes you.
I spoke to a few people, including journalists, at Labour conference who had seen and believed claims on X that Multiverse – Tony Blair's son's company – had been chosen to run the government’s new digital ID scheme
@fullfact.org have checked this claim and it is untrue
@fullfact.org have checked this claim and it is untrue
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
False claims - including this one - circulate on here and on Meta’s platforms. But it is strategically brain dead for the government not to be trying to move politicos away from X, where this stuff circulates straight into political commentary freely and where the owner hates and opposes you.
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i'm just hoping i never again have to politely pretend bill burr is funny
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i'm just hoping i never again have to politely pretend bill burr is funny
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Can you believe people suggest that this scheming war criminal is the antichrist?
The Kubrick stare is a technique used to portray insane, evil or unstable characters
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Can you believe people suggest that this scheming war criminal is the antichrist?
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look can you ppl please just be normal for five fuckin seconds god DAMN
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
look can you ppl please just be normal for five fuckin seconds god DAMN
Dog does not understand that she should not eat the horseradish flavour crisp
September 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dog does not understand that she should not eat the horseradish flavour crisp