Doctor Regular, Non-Haunted Kayak
@drkayak.bsky.social
I’m that origami/cat lady you might remember from other social media
She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?
She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?
Pinned
Me: I don’t need no man. I don’t need anyone!
Also me, aloud and with my full chest, whenever I see one of those higary__ posts: thank you, gary
Also me, aloud and with my full chest, whenever I see one of those higary__ posts: thank you, gary
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remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
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Those of us who are SA survivors are used to the mass shrug in response to even the most overt evidence of horrific behavior. Epstein's crimes and the complicity of many influential figures involved have been known for decades (’05 to be exact). It's never mustered much interest or consequence.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Those of us who are SA survivors are used to the mass shrug in response to even the most overt evidence of horrific behavior. Epstein's crimes and the complicity of many influential figures involved have been known for decades (’05 to be exact). It's never mustered much interest or consequence.
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USDA orders states to stop paying full SNAP benefits and "immediately undo" steps taken to issue them for November. Follow live updates.
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
USDA orders states to stop paying full SNAP benefits and "immediately undo" steps taken to issue them for November. Follow live updates.
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
https://cnn.it/47LOq3z
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All right stop what you're doing
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All right stop what you're doing
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
Cause I'm about to ruin
The workplace
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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Getting word that the Pope just said, “Habibis…” before addressing the Cardinals
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Getting word that the Pope just said, “Habibis…” before addressing the Cardinals
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
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VANCE: Bring me a duvet, I'm sleeping in the bathtub & won't come out until you denounce Ganesha as a demon
USHA: Ok
VANCE: I'm protesting, it's activism
USHA: I know honey. Do you want the duvet with the trains on it
VANCE: THE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ONE. GOD DAMN YOU, IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A STRANGER
USHA: Ok
VANCE: I'm protesting, it's activism
USHA: I know honey. Do you want the duvet with the trains on it
VANCE: THE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ONE. GOD DAMN YOU, IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A STRANGER
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
VANCE: Bring me a duvet, I'm sleeping in the bathtub & won't come out until you denounce Ganesha as a demon
USHA: Ok
VANCE: I'm protesting, it's activism
USHA: I know honey. Do you want the duvet with the trains on it
VANCE: THE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ONE. GOD DAMN YOU, IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A STRANGER
USHA: Ok
VANCE: I'm protesting, it's activism
USHA: I know honey. Do you want the duvet with the trains on it
VANCE: THE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ONE. GOD DAMN YOU, IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A STRANGER
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this is probably the year when the time change into darkness makes everyone go the rest of the way insane
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
this is probably the year when the time change into darkness makes everyone go the rest of the way insane
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He just like me fr fr
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
He just like me fr fr
I worked one reasonable-length day and took one nap and now all the sudden I’m running on a whole two cylinders- shaving my legs, checking off basic tasks, planning for my immediate future even.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I worked one reasonable-length day and took one nap and now all the sudden I’m running on a whole two cylinders- shaving my legs, checking off basic tasks, planning for my immediate future even.
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My partner, jolting awake next to me: Are you okay? Do you need any services?
Me: What
Partner, already falling back asleep: I fell asleep, but I thought, what if Gretchen needs a service
Me: What
Partner, already falling back asleep: I fell asleep, but I thought, what if Gretchen needs a service
May 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My partner, jolting awake next to me: Are you okay? Do you need any services?
Me: What
Partner, already falling back asleep: I fell asleep, but I thought, what if Gretchen needs a service
Me: What
Partner, already falling back asleep: I fell asleep, but I thought, what if Gretchen needs a service
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200 billion dollar valuation btw💀💀💀
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
200 billion dollar valuation btw💀💀💀
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At the food pantry I volunteer at we were absolutely swamped today and by many first timers. We ran out of whole categories of food. Please donate cash to your local organization if you at all can.
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At the food pantry I volunteer at we were absolutely swamped today and by many first timers. We ran out of whole categories of food. Please donate cash to your local organization if you at all can.
Sexy Kryptos sculpture
sexy "star trek wheelchair."
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Sexy Kryptos sculpture
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Back in 2014 RFK Jr picked up a dead bear cub on the side of the road and then later dumped that cub in central park in NYC. Later, that bear cub became Senator John Fetterman. A little lesson in not underestimating what you can achieve based on your circumstances.
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Back in 2014 RFK Jr picked up a dead bear cub on the side of the road and then later dumped that cub in central park in NYC. Later, that bear cub became Senator John Fetterman. A little lesson in not underestimating what you can achieve based on your circumstances.
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"i asked grok" "i asked chat gpt"
well i asked harper the cat if he could not lay on my neck and he sneezed on my mouth all boogery
well i asked harper the cat if he could not lay on my neck and he sneezed on my mouth all boogery
October 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chat gpt"
well i asked harper the cat if he could not lay on my neck and he sneezed on my mouth all boogery
well i asked harper the cat if he could not lay on my neck and he sneezed on my mouth all boogery
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"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
www.kktv.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
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dark academia novel set at south dakota state university
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
dark academia novel set at south dakota state university