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happy for Khalil of course but i must say, "lawful permanent resident not charged with any crimes, imprisoned by president's stormtroopers for having forbidden opinions about US-abetted genocide, briefly allowed to touch his child" is a hell of a thing to find oneself feeling joy and relief about
A HAPPY UPDATE! Mahmoud Khalil was allowed a "contact" visit—without plexiglass divider—with his wife and newborn son this morning before his immigration hearing, ACLU tells me, so I think we can safely assume that he was finally able to hold his child for the first time.
NEW: Mahmoud Khalil's attorneys urgently ask Judge Farbiarz to order ICE to permit Khalil to hold his newborn son today "for the most elementary human reasons." ICE has so far denied the request, despite his wife and child having made the 1,500-mile trip. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
May 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
happy for Khalil of course but i must say, "lawful permanent resident not charged with any crimes, imprisoned by president's stormtroopers for having forbidden opinions about US-abetted genocide, briefly allowed to touch his child" is a hell of a thing to find oneself feeling joy and relief about
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got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.
May 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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dont worry about toys worry about the draft
May 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
dont worry about toys worry about the draft
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I cannot repeat often enough or emphatically enough that we live in the dumbest conceivable timeline.
1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️
May 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I cannot repeat often enough or emphatically enough that we live in the dumbest conceivable timeline.
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Just learned today that 92% of US import consumption is dolls for beautiful little girls. Higher than I would have expected!
May 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just learned today that 92% of US import consumption is dolls for beautiful little girls. Higher than I would have expected!
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guy who thinks the Protect The Dolls shirts are about tariffs
May 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
guy who thinks the Protect The Dolls shirts are about tariffs
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when you are very small and there is much to ponder
May 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
when you are very small and there is much to ponder
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I love finding scientist logs in horror games, it's always something like
"Day 1: I have attached 17 knives to Jeff, he is responding well to the knife surgery"
"Day 2: Knives Jeff has escaped, 7 are dead"
"Day 1: I have attached 17 knives to Jeff, he is responding well to the knife surgery"
"Day 2: Knives Jeff has escaped, 7 are dead"
May 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I love finding scientist logs in horror games, it's always something like
"Day 1: I have attached 17 knives to Jeff, he is responding well to the knife surgery"
"Day 2: Knives Jeff has escaped, 7 are dead"
"Day 1: I have attached 17 knives to Jeff, he is responding well to the knife surgery"
"Day 2: Knives Jeff has escaped, 7 are dead"
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Me pronouncing pineapples like Minneapolis will probably come up in divorce court
February 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me pronouncing pineapples like Minneapolis will probably come up in divorce court
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
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Why on earth would a protest movement against the worst president in US history begin by acknowledging that he's not so bad
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/o...
May 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Why on earth would a protest movement against the worst president in US history begin by acknowledging that he's not so bad
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/o...
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This, from a woman in Oklahoma talking to her local news station, is better than the vast majority of political speeches you'll hear today.
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
April 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This, from a woman in Oklahoma talking to her local news station, is better than the vast majority of political speeches you'll hear today.
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
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this is what is called running a tight ship good work folks
April 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this is what is called running a tight ship good work folks
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country
April 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country