Adam Simmons
@drumkeys.bsky.social
Multi-instrumentalist, runner, cyclist from Colorado. Bernie would’ve won.
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
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When my brother won't call me Duke anymore even though Mommy said he had to
October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
When my brother won't call me Duke anymore even though Mommy said he had to
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Einsteins theory has been proven.
September 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Einsteins theory has been proven.
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My god it’s uncanny
June 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My god it’s uncanny
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Meanwhile in a gated community somewhere…
July 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Meanwhile in a gated community somewhere…
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Younger people will be shocked to hear this, but way back when I grew up, anytime you saw a movie where some government official stopped someone on the street and demanded to see their identification papers, that was supposed to let you know they were the *bad* guys.
June 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Younger people will be shocked to hear this, but way back when I grew up, anytime you saw a movie where some government official stopped someone on the street and demanded to see their identification papers, that was supposed to let you know they were the *bad* guys.
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When right-wing reactionaries say that they 'support Biblical teachings', they mean the obscure and ambiguous stuff tucked somewhere in the back, not the big blaring headlines about humility and loving your neighbour.
June 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
When right-wing reactionaries say that they 'support Biblical teachings', they mean the obscure and ambiguous stuff tucked somewhere in the back, not the big blaring headlines about humility and loving your neighbour.
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the purpose of a protest is to demonstrate that those in power are holding power through violence rather than consent
June 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the purpose of a protest is to demonstrate that those in power are holding power through violence rather than consent
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The problem is, they don't have to care anymore. Politics is more national now. So she could stand up there, poop on the floor, yell racial slur at children, eat a live puppy, then go on fox & talk about how her opponent wants to murder babies, steal your guns, hates god & she's reelected.
May 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The problem is, they don't have to care anymore. Politics is more national now. So she could stand up there, poop on the floor, yell racial slur at children, eat a live puppy, then go on fox & talk about how her opponent wants to murder babies, steal your guns, hates god & she's reelected.
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Interesting that the administration that claims to dislike it when refugees seek residency *illegally* is arresting refugees in *courts* when the seek immigration legally.
MAGAs are just xenophobic white supremacist bigots.
MAGAs are just xenophobic white supremacist bigots.
May 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Interesting that the administration that claims to dislike it when refugees seek residency *illegally* is arresting refugees in *courts* when the seek immigration legally.
MAGAs are just xenophobic white supremacist bigots.
MAGAs are just xenophobic white supremacist bigots.
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If only the GOP could read
May 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If only the GOP could read
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Trump vs. Trump… amazing…
May 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Trump vs. Trump… amazing…
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I figured out that misogyny was bad before I even had a daughter. But thats only because im a genius
May 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I figured out that misogyny was bad before I even had a daughter. But thats only because im a genius
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I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
May 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
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Signal For New Pope Delayed While Dead Raccoon Dislodged From Sistine Chapel Chimney
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Signal For New Pope Delayed While Dead Raccoon Dislodged From Sistine Chapel Chimney
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This story explains a LOT of things: ChatGPT appears to be rooting on sociopathic mental illness by validating every delusion of grandeur.
It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine.
www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...
It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine.
www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...
May 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This story explains a LOT of things: ChatGPT appears to be rooting on sociopathic mental illness by validating every delusion of grandeur.
It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine.
www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...
It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine.
www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...
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uncanny resemblance to this meme
April 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
uncanny resemblance to this meme
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A lot of people would rather see others harmed than be helped, but I personally wouldn’t build a political movement around it.
us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years
This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
April 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A lot of people would rather see others harmed than be helped, but I personally wouldn’t build a political movement around it.
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As a pedestrian, I’m mildly annoyed by a cyclist about once per quarter.
At *least* once a month a car driver puts me in serious danger by completely disregarding I’m in the crosswalk.
At *least* once a month a car driver puts me in serious danger by completely disregarding I’m in the crosswalk.
If cyclists posed a 'clear and regular' danger to pedestrians we would see that in accident and fatality statistics. We don't.
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April 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
As a pedestrian, I’m mildly annoyed by a cyclist about once per quarter.
At *least* once a month a car driver puts me in serious danger by completely disregarding I’m in the crosswalk.
At *least* once a month a car driver puts me in serious danger by completely disregarding I’m in the crosswalk.
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Science fiction author: "I have created this extremely alien alien."
Biologists: "We have an insect that does that."
Biologists: "We have an insect that does that."
April 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Science fiction author: "I have created this extremely alien alien."
Biologists: "We have an insect that does that."
Biologists: "We have an insect that does that."