@drunkenlemur.bsky.social
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the purest symbols of passion and ingenuity (unironic)
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
the purest symbols of passion and ingenuity (unironic)
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@seanbaby.bsky.social found a children's book called The Little Republican. It explains Republican ideals to kids. Things like helping the poor is bad, actually, and we should feed children green oven mitts. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@seanbaby.bsky.social found a children's book called The Little Republican. It explains Republican ideals to kids. Things like helping the poor is bad, actually, and we should feed children green oven mitts. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
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I'm not gonna get hyped about Florida going blue again, but if you were trying to make it happen this might be a move you'd make
The Trump admin is planning to say that being from Cuba (or any other travel ban country) is a "significant negative factor" that could lead to a denial of any of several discretionary immigration benefits (like green cards).
Seriously; national origin discrimination as official government policy.
Seriously; national origin discrimination as official government policy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm not gonna get hyped about Florida going blue again, but if you were trying to make it happen this might be a move you'd make
Clinton has the chance to make the funniest public statement in presidential history
So. There are most likely pictures of Trump literally sucking off Bill Clinton. That's the reality we live in now.
I'd say it must've been a "losing a bet" situation...but which one lost? I honestly can't decide which one had a worse experience in that exchange.
I'd say it must've been a "losing a bet" situation...but which one lost? I honestly can't decide which one had a worse experience in that exchange.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Clinton has the chance to make the funniest public statement in presidential history
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
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I look back on me bragging about my wonderful baby and some people we knew were like OHH JUST WAIT TILL 2 and it's like, wait till what, I have the funniest little guy I've ever met running around and roasting my ass constantly oh no
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I look back on me bragging about my wonderful baby and some people we knew were like OHH JUST WAIT TILL 2 and it's like, wait till what, I have the funniest little guy I've ever met running around and roasting my ass constantly oh no
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What's not to love about an axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum)?
They've got feathery gills, tiny amphibian bodies & happy little faces 😀.
But did you know they're masters of regeneration? Let's talk about why *being cute* and *growing back severed limbs* are, in fact, related.
They've got feathery gills, tiny amphibian bodies & happy little faces 😀.
But did you know they're masters of regeneration? Let's talk about why *being cute* and *growing back severed limbs* are, in fact, related.
a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper .
Alt: a small pink axolotl is smiling at the camera and forcing water over feathery gills in a way that looks like they're smiling with their whole body.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
What's not to love about an axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum)?
They've got feathery gills, tiny amphibian bodies & happy little faces 😀.
But did you know they're masters of regeneration? Let's talk about why *being cute* and *growing back severed limbs* are, in fact, related.
They've got feathery gills, tiny amphibian bodies & happy little faces 😀.
But did you know they're masters of regeneration? Let's talk about why *being cute* and *growing back severed limbs* are, in fact, related.
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe i never thought to do this before
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if you dislike AI and like me you were about to buy the new ANNO, probably worth reading this
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
if you dislike AI and like me you were about to buy the new ANNO, probably worth reading this
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How long before they try and lower the age of consent?
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
How long before they try and lower the age of consent?
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@therealjims.bsky.social
In light of your Pokemon thingy, I wonder if you also knew about Disco Elysium. I made this skills wall featuring Homer 😎
In light of your Pokemon thingy, I wonder if you also knew about Disco Elysium. I made this skills wall featuring Homer 😎
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
@therealjims.bsky.social
In light of your Pokemon thingy, I wonder if you also knew about Disco Elysium. I made this skills wall featuring Homer 😎
In light of your Pokemon thingy, I wonder if you also knew about Disco Elysium. I made this skills wall featuring Homer 😎
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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You can also watch our most controversial podcast ever on our YouTube channel. Warning: the presence of a hamburger may have angered the DoggzZone podcast. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-tq...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You can also watch our most controversial podcast ever on our YouTube channel. Warning: the presence of a hamburger may have angered the DoggzZone podcast. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-tq...
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♟️ Season 5 of Marvel Rivals is about to kick off with the Elders' Chessboard event on November 14 UTC!
Leave your mark on the season event and complete missions to earn Spider-Man's Iron Spider costume for FREE!
youtube.com/shorts/ScXmO...
#MarvelRivals
Leave your mark on the season event and complete missions to earn Spider-Man's Iron Spider costume for FREE!
youtube.com/shorts/ScXmO...
#MarvelRivals
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
♟️ Season 5 of Marvel Rivals is about to kick off with the Elders' Chessboard event on November 14 UTC!
Leave your mark on the season event and complete missions to earn Spider-Man's Iron Spider costume for FREE!
youtube.com/shorts/ScXmO...
#MarvelRivals
Leave your mark on the season event and complete missions to earn Spider-Man's Iron Spider costume for FREE!
youtube.com/shorts/ScXmO...
#MarvelRivals
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MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY
[ #TRIGUNSTARGAZE #MillyMonday ]
[ #TRIGUNSTARGAZE #MillyMonday ]
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY
[ #TRIGUNSTARGAZE #MillyMonday ]
[ #TRIGUNSTARGAZE #MillyMonday ]
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This game has *the best* battle opening line.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This game has *the best* battle opening line.
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🏙 Times Square arrives November 14 UTC!
Step into Marvel Rivals' new social hub - no battles, just fun. Hang out with up to 100 players, dance, chill, and share moments that make this universe yours.
youtu.be/WIpkjohfu3E
#MarvelRivals
Step into Marvel Rivals' new social hub - no battles, just fun. Hang out with up to 100 players, dance, chill, and share moments that make this universe yours.
youtu.be/WIpkjohfu3E
#MarvelRivals
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
🏙 Times Square arrives November 14 UTC!
Step into Marvel Rivals' new social hub - no battles, just fun. Hang out with up to 100 players, dance, chill, and share moments that make this universe yours.
youtu.be/WIpkjohfu3E
#MarvelRivals
Step into Marvel Rivals' new social hub - no battles, just fun. Hang out with up to 100 players, dance, chill, and share moments that make this universe yours.
youtu.be/WIpkjohfu3E
#MarvelRivals
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