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(nsfw, minors go away 🔞)

duck, 25, they/them works. I like sad soft boys and writing comments that are far too long

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Hey folks, if you aren’t already vaccinated, or don’t know your status, get vaccinated and protect babies who may be too young to get their shots. It’s easy and painless, and mine was free with my insurance, so talk to your healthcare provider and do the thing!
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:

“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”

s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Edward study
July 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

(I feel pretty good about this, though not about whether anyone around me survives 💀)
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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October 31, 2024 at 6:46 PM
i've gotten a sneak peek at this one and it's VERY FUN. so wet. and some extreeeeeeeeeeemely homoerotic and just plain erotic touching
It’s time for my second @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social fic! This one is for @scholiast.bsky.social - I hope you enjoy!! 6 chapters, posting over the next couple weeks 🦭🦦🌊💙

archiveofourown.org/works/74554296

#ofmdfic
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Oh hey guess what! I believe my trans siblings deserve to live happy lives with a natural lifespan! That’s not the kind of thing we should have to say out loud - it should be the default!
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I got myself a miniature house model kit as something fun to do during surgery recovery, hoping that tiny Olu and tiny Jim would fit, and look at him he fits perfectly 😭🩵🧡

#tealoranges
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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And the Redbubble shop is now live!!

www.redbubble.com/people/Deanb...

Again, still pretty sparse so if there's something you wanna see there, please let me know!

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Finally got to listen and that was the most delightful 15 minutes of my day
The podfic of Free Dad Hugs by @duckistic.bsky.social.

Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.

Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The podfic of Free Dad Hugs by @duckistic.bsky.social.

Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.

Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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market monday i love that!! inprnt and redbubble are both having sales rn! and if there’s anything you’d like me to add just let me know!!

💖 inprnt.com/gallery/emcolbs/
💖 redbubble.com/people/emcolbs/shop
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
every time i've ever renewed my dog's meds it's like a 45-second call. but for some reason today they put me on hold where i have been for like 15 minutes :) and instead of hold music they have joke ads about "prescription: dog" but ALSO real ads about heartworm pills and stuff. it's repeating now
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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"Tyranny requires constant effort."
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Welcome to being aroace (also some of these questions made my autistic ass side-eye the wording/test so hard, including just the general assumption that having sex is....edgy or something? Is that just me?)

theinnocencetest.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Well and truly docked
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Y’all, Ed ended up looking like a snack and a half in this drawing I did for @ladypenni.bsky.social

I basically need her to stand over my shoulder every time I draw Ed because 😮‍💨

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM