Your pal Ferris
@dxferris.bsky.social
D.X. Ferris, the cat who brought you nine books, a podcast, a comic strip, original Xmas songs, and love unlimited. Two books about Slayer. One about GoodFellas. 32° PM. DDP Yoga. 3rd dan. My weekly show is Talkin’ Slayer. Detail-age at linktr.ee/dxferris
Holiday podcast, featuring yours truly: Here’s me talkin’ Christmas w/ my brother+host Nate Runkel on Yo! That’s My Jawn! For this year’s annual Xmas show, we conduct The First YTMJ Christmas Draft. We each choose a Santa, and elf, a musical guest, and then some.
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Ep. 6.17 - a Christmas Draft (feat. The Brothers Ferris)
Podcast Episode · Yo! That’s My Jawn: The Podcast · 12/15/2025 · 1h 13m
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December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Holiday podcast, featuring yours truly: Here’s me talkin’ Christmas w/ my brother+host Nate Runkel on Yo! That’s My Jawn! For this year’s annual Xmas show, we conduct The First YTMJ Christmas Draft. We each choose a Santa, and elf, a musical guest, and then some.
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"a fierce lower middle class, Midwestern work ethic"
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The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
youtu.be/xUkYT_LM9C0?...
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The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
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The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
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December 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"a fierce lower middle class, Midwestern work ethic"
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The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
youtu.be/xUkYT_LM9C0?...
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The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
youtu.be/xUkYT_LM9C0?...
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get his ass
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
get his ass
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The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video)
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December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Here's a Spotify playlist with my four Modern Canon Christmas Albums. #3 is rated R, maybe PG-13. #4 is melancholy. #1 is the most joyous, fun thing goin'. #2 is Donnie Iris. #DXmas
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DXmas Modern Canon Christmas Albums
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December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Here's a Spotify playlist with my four Modern Canon Christmas Albums. #3 is rated R, maybe PG-13. #4 is melancholy. #1 is the most joyous, fun thing goin'. #2 is Donnie Iris. #DXmas
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My Moon Songs mix, the All Chill version. Play it on shuffle and see what the moon energy has for you.
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MIX: M-O-O-N all chill no metal
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December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My Moon Songs mix, the All Chill version. Play it on shuffle and see what the moon energy has for you.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Zg...
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Zg...
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Grand Buffet (x26?)
Slayer (10-15?)
REM (2)
Madonna / Beastie Boys (1)
Tori Amos (2)
Emmet Swimming (7?)
Grand Buffet (x26?)
Slayer (10-15?)
REM (2)
Madonna / Beastie Boys (1)
Tori Amos (2)
Emmet Swimming (7?)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Motorhead (x4)
Slayer (x4)
REM
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
Murder City Devils
Motorhead (x4)
Slayer (x4)
REM
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
Murder City Devils
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Ghost (4 times)
Deerhoof (2 times)
The Decemberists (3 times)
My cousin, who went by Chuck West
Tei Shi
Ghost (4 times)
Deerhoof (2 times)
The Decemberists (3 times)
My cousin, who went by Chuck West
Tei Shi
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Grand Buffet (x26?)
Slayer (10-15?)
REM (2)
Madonna / Beastie Boys (1)
Tori Amos (2)
Emmet Swimming (7?)
Grand Buffet (x26?)
Slayer (10-15?)
REM (2)
Madonna / Beastie Boys (1)
Tori Amos (2)
Emmet Swimming (7?)
Mohr Stories 542: Patton Oswalt
Podcast Episode · Mohr Stories · 11/18/2025 · 59m
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November 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
THE INTERVIEW THAT WAS 7 YEARS IN THE MAKING. I talked Slayer, writin’, popular culture, Van Halen & fandom with my wrasslin’ book coauthor, Diamond Darren Paltrowitz. Video, yo! Yhis is the first time we actually spoke. #Slayer #Paltrocast
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D.X. Ferris Brings Slayer, Storytelling & Insight to Freeport
In November 2025, the Freeport Memorial Library hosted a virtual yet lively conversation with acclaimed author, journalist, and cartoonist D.X. Ferris, as joined by librarian and interviewer Darren Pa...
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November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
THE INTERVIEW THAT WAS 7 YEARS IN THE MAKING. I talked Slayer, writin’, popular culture, Van Halen & fandom with my wrasslin’ book coauthor, Diamond Darren Paltrowitz. Video, yo! Yhis is the first time we actually spoke. #Slayer #Paltrocast
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RT @mwardlaw.bsky.social I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
RT @mwardlaw.bsky.social I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.
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You know what I don't want? My content appearing next to Nazi shit. I don't care if Nazis buy Substack subscriptions too and might be a good revenue stream; I don't want their money, because I don't want them in any community or project I'm trying to build.
October 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You know what I don't want? My content appearing next to Nazi shit. I don't care if Nazis buy Substack subscriptions too and might be a good revenue stream; I don't want their money, because I don't want them in any community or project I'm trying to build.
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Great book, and well worth your time.
What better time to read a book about Siskel and Ebert than on the eve of the 50th anniversary of their debut episode???
October 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Great book, and well worth your time.
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Credit for breaking this story here goes to @unraveledpress.com; last night they posted out Sakiyama's Facebook statement about his detainment. bsky.app/profile/unra...
NEW — Oak Park attorney Scott Sakiyama supported a neighboring Black family while federal prosecutors accused their son of assaulting a Border Patrol agent.
Ten days later, federal agents arrested Sakiyama himself.
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Ten days later, federal agents arrested Sakiyama himself.
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‘Chiraq Team 2’: Oak Park attorney catches glimpse of federal agents’ group chat during arrest • The TRiiBE
Scott Sakiyama supported a neighboring Black family while federal prosecutors accused their son of assaulting a Border Patrol agent. Ten days later, federal agents arrested Sakiyama himself.
thetriibe.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Credit for breaking this story here goes to @unraveledpress.com; last night they posted out Sakiyama's Facebook statement about his detainment. bsky.app/profile/unra...
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the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
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Hey, so another piece of advice for people who are S-Corps: there is a company called Opolis that acts as your employer of record and will provide health insurance and other benefits.
If you're a writer/other creator in the United States, consider creating an LLC for your business and then signing up for a local area Chamber of Commerce. Many of them have health insurance plans that pool their members and members of other CoCs to create insurance efficiencies relative to ACA.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hey, so another piece of advice for people who are S-Corps: there is a company called Opolis that acts as your employer of record and will provide health insurance and other benefits.
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a wonderful few minutes of American patriots working together
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
a wonderful few minutes of American patriots working together
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
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Lenore Blackwell & Cats... Somewhere Along The Mirebrook, South Of Alma Bridge, Harrowden
October 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lenore Blackwell & Cats... Somewhere Along The Mirebrook, South Of Alma Bridge, Harrowden