Eliot Beer
@eliotbeer.co.uk
Sometime-journalist, copywriter, semi-itinerant menu art salesbeing. Accidentally diagnosed as ASD, grudgingly considered to have ADHD. Interested in energy, tech, things and stuff. Worries too much.
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오이를 서리하는 고슴도치 민화랑 비슷하네요. 귀여움.
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
오이를 서리하는 고슴도치 민화랑 비슷하네요. 귀여움.
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
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This evening on ‘Beefcake the ungovernable’ she had a blast in the playpen, kicked out a load of sand from a sandpit, and when I put my hand into the pen she ran up inside my dressing gown sleeve and up my arm. I had to shake her out into my hand and she sounded like a brick when she hit my palm
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
This evening on ‘Beefcake the ungovernable’ she had a blast in the playpen, kicked out a load of sand from a sandpit, and when I put my hand into the pen she ran up inside my dressing gown sleeve and up my arm. I had to shake her out into my hand and she sounded like a brick when she hit my palm
I have three pairs alone in my bedside drawer. At any given moment I might find one of them.
At least another two bought while on holiday, but no idea where they are.
Sometimes, in the middle of a Big Tidy, I will find another pair, in the middle of 8-year-old bank statements. It's great.
At least another two bought while on holiday, but no idea where they are.
Sometimes, in the middle of a Big Tidy, I will find another pair, in the middle of 8-year-old bank statements. It's great.
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I have three pairs alone in my bedside drawer. At any given moment I might find one of them.
At least another two bought while on holiday, but no idea where they are.
Sometimes, in the middle of a Big Tidy, I will find another pair, in the middle of 8-year-old bank statements. It's great.
At least another two bought while on holiday, but no idea where they are.
Sometimes, in the middle of a Big Tidy, I will find another pair, in the middle of 8-year-old bank statements. It's great.
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Doubles luge? Oh, you mean seated rivalry?
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Doubles luge? Oh, you mean seated rivalry?
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This painstakingly detailed account of a nightmare experience working with Google feels worth honoring with a read. So unprofessional and disrespectful of Google.
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Want a Masterclass in How Not to Work With Artists? Ask Google | Artnet News
Renown artist Judy Chicago shares her misadventures with an ambitious public art commission for the tech giant.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
This painstakingly detailed account of a nightmare experience working with Google feels worth honoring with a read. So unprofessional and disrespectful of Google.
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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Reason no. 35476543578 to abandon the Nazi newsletter platform of choice.
Substack confirms data breach affects users' email addresses and phone numbers | TechCrunch
Substack said that customer data was accessed in October 2025 but wasn't discovered until early February.
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February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Reason no. 35476543578 to abandon the Nazi newsletter platform of choice.
It would be very, very funny if that Fox & Friends clip was real... but it's on a channel filled with AI slop.
Unfortunately I'm 98% sure it's a fake - albeit pretty well-done.
Unfortunately I'm 98% sure it's a fake - albeit pretty well-done.
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
It would be very, very funny if that Fox & Friends clip was real... but it's on a channel filled with AI slop.
Unfortunately I'm 98% sure it's a fake - albeit pretty well-done.
Unfortunately I'm 98% sure it's a fake - albeit pretty well-done.
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Oh shit, look busy, the old ones have reawoken
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Oh shit, look busy, the old ones have reawoken
"Naruhodo, Jeeves" broke something deep in my mind.
I can hear it.
I can hear it.
January 28, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"Naruhodo, Jeeves" broke something deep in my mind.
I can hear it.
I can hear it.
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!["What the devil is Homestuck, Jeeves? Madeline Bassett's positively dippy about the thing."
Jeeves's expression became solemn. "I am forbidden to say, sir."
"Good lord, Jeeves! Is it as bad as all that?"
"The Juinor [sic] Ganymede Club's policies are firm, sir."
"Isn't there some hint you could give me? Something to help fix Gussie and Madeline's engagement? The situation is grave, Jeeves."
Jeeves considered the gravity of the situation. "If Mr. Fink-Nottle were to express to Miss Bassett a desire to return to the flushed quadrant, it may effect a reconciliation."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3ls2ei5dm7e5gymlwny2dygw/bafkreiaiax7udl72242jwdvrrd5mjxsue6nt3vmgqit4f4v5ad54jxqncu@jpeg)
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Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock
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we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
Literally the first thing I did after my first dose of Elvanse kicked in was clean all the cats' dishes, which was somehow the HARDEST THING EVER to get started before.
Never felt so alive.
Never felt so alive.
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Literally the first thing I did after my first dose of Elvanse kicked in was clean all the cats' dishes, which was somehow the HARDEST THING EVER to get started before.
Never felt so alive.
Never felt so alive.
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Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
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what is that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 PM
what is that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
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I moved to a new town six yrs ago & I must have a doppelgänger there named Alan. When I'm in a shop or out with the dog someone often shouts "alright Al". I've given up correcting them & just say hi back. I secretly like it as the real me could never be as popular as Al.
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I moved to a new town six yrs ago & I must have a doppelgänger there named Alan. When I'm in a shop or out with the dog someone often shouts "alright Al". I've given up correcting them & just say hi back. I secretly like it as the real me could never be as popular as Al.
(I'm saying this just to vent a little, after for the first time ever venturing into the DoA subreddit, and..... YIKES. REALLY REALLY YIKES.)
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
Alt: Homer retreats into the hedge, face expressionless.
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January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
(I'm saying this just to vent a little, after for the first time ever venturing into the DoA subreddit, and..... YIKES. REALLY REALLY YIKES.)
I can understand people not liking the overall arc, but... like... look at the name of the comic! Bad decisions WILL happen!
And I really don't get people saying this came out of nowhere. Were... were they actually paying attention? Are these the people who got that bad US reading comp education??
And I really don't get people saying this came out of nowhere. Were... were they actually paying attention? Are these the people who got that bad US reading comp education??
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I can understand people not liking the overall arc, but... like... look at the name of the comic! Bad decisions WILL happen!
And I really don't get people saying this came out of nowhere. Were... were they actually paying attention? Are these the people who got that bad US reading comp education??
And I really don't get people saying this came out of nowhere. Were... were they actually paying attention? Are these the people who got that bad US reading comp education??