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ellesimo.bsky.social
@ellesimo.bsky.social
churches are good for prayer, but so are cars and mountains and showers and dance floors

msp, mn ❤️
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One thing about Keith Ellison? He gone sue somebody. Every day. 😂🤣
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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This is Minneapolis:

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the ice is melting off sidewalks and…

my mayor and AG are suing the Dept of Homeland Security over the federal invasion of my city.
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Do you know how bad you have to fuck up to radicalize St. Cloud?
A crowd of hundreds gathered at a St. Cloud strip mall parking lot to observe more than two dozen ICE officers near some Somali-owned businesses.

📷️: Jenny Berg
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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they want you to think minneapolis is dangerous. more of brass solidarity band performing today at powderhorn park at the anti ICE protest after their agent killed renee good. the band is made up of community members around george floyd square and they bring joy to every action they appear at
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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More than 5,000 people here in Powderhorn Park protesting ICE’s occupation of Minneapolis.

#FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
i like when things are not where they normally belong
January 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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“We used to have a happy-hour group that would go out once a month,” Don, a Northstar conductor, remembers. “We either meet at Cowboy Jack’s or Tootsie’s. Some of the people were close to being family."
Meet the People Who'll Miss the Northstar the Most - Racket
As the Northstar ends its run, let's hear from the riders and workers who know it best.
racketmn.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.

No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.

Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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sidewalk plowing in action in downtown minneapolis… let me drive it
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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If you're cold, they're cold - bring them inside #BikeSky
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
if you're mad at me for biking in the driving lane tell @minneapolismn.gov to properly plow the bike lanes
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I say this not even to scold bad drivers, but to help people life a more stress-free life:

If you stop worrying about driving as fast as you can and stop getting annoyed at other people on the road your life will improve dramatically. You'll get there fine, relax and listen to your favorite podcast
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Fiddler on the roof, but with ICE agents playing the part of Cossacks. I know people think of Fiddler as a heartwarming story about a funny man doing Ya-ba-dibba-dibbas, but it's literally about pogroms like this
Masked men wearing ICE vests—but who refused to present a warrant or identify themselves—roped off a construction site, trapping two men on a roof for hours in subzero temps. Protesters gathered. Masked men eventually left, and one man on the roof was taken away by ambulance kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Happy holidays. Please install secure bike parking in front of your shops. I'm going to spend money and I ride a cargo bike to do it. www.stpaul.gov/departments/...
Bike Parking
www.stpaul.gov
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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good morning specifically to Claire Sharpe

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
a walk around the neighborhood
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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A good sign.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
my turn! my turn!
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Remember, we aren't trapped in here with him, he is trapped in here with *us*.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM