Emcee Hammerpants
@emceehammerpants.bsky.social
I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.
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Noooooope. Nothing for the bad guys. Nothing.
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"This meeting could've been an email/this idiot could've been a crusty sock" energy.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"This meeting could've been an email/this idiot could've been a crusty sock" energy.
There’s a lot of people vaguely alluding to horrors. Kennedy wrote some tawdry shit to that messy chick that reads like bad romantasy dialogue. My wife handed me a copy of Morning Glory Milking Farm once, this stuff is tiny baby hour. If you encounter it you’ll be fine.
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
There’s a lot of people vaguely alluding to horrors. Kennedy wrote some tawdry shit to that messy chick that reads like bad romantasy dialogue. My wife handed me a copy of Morning Glory Milking Farm once, this stuff is tiny baby hour. If you encounter it you’ll be fine.
This reminds me. I was planning on letting Toyota know they’re off the list of potentials next year when the lease on my current car runs out and I go looking to buy an EV. Need to draft that letter right quick.
we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This reminds me. I was planning on letting Toyota know they’re off the list of potentials next year when the lease on my current car runs out and I go looking to buy an EV. Need to draft that letter right quick.
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Bill, for all his faults, is at the very least a consistent man. He likes head, he likes it from adults, and he likes those adults to be curvy.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bill, for all his faults, is at the very least a consistent man. He likes head, he likes it from adults, and he likes those adults to be curvy.
This is actually genuinely helpful for me. I don’t have one but my partner does have one that flares up from time to time and we get crosswise sometimes because I get angry when she “doesn’t make sense”. I’m going to keep this in mind
Having a mental illness is so funny because you'll explain your thought process to someone and they'll be like, "Well that doesn't make sense," and you're like, "Right, yes, you've grasped the basic concept of mental illness."
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is actually genuinely helpful for me. I don’t have one but my partner does have one that flares up from time to time and we get crosswise sometimes because I get angry when she “doesn’t make sense”. I’m going to keep this in mind
What pisses me off here is that we’re always negotiating and bargaining for things we already won.
Sen. Tim Kaine statement "on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care"
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November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What pisses me off here is that we’re always negotiating and bargaining for things we already won.
I love that their refusal to take back the money as the admin demands just starts with “No.”
Update: Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers refuses Trump administration demand that the state return November SNAP payments wisconsinexaminer.com/2025/11/08/r...
US Supreme Court temporarily blocks November SNAP payments • Wisconsin Examiner
The Supreme Court pause came after the Trump administration solicitor general told the court the federal judge had overstepped his bounds.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I love that their refusal to take back the money as the admin demands just starts with “No.”
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I’m imagining there’s a team of devils working overtime to keep him alive as wave after wave of karma is hurled at Trump, and they’re holding it together, deflecting retribution as fast as they can but by god but the waves keep getting higher and higher and the dam is cracking. Oh is it cracking.
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m imagining there’s a team of devils working overtime to keep him alive as wave after wave of karma is hurled at Trump, and they’re holding it together, deflecting retribution as fast as they can but by god but the waves keep getting higher and higher and the dam is cracking. Oh is it cracking.
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Calling Tuesday night a “half-dozen scattered elections” shows why everyone needs to follow sites like The Downballot. There were thousands of elections this week, and Dems achieved as close to a clean sweep as is possible. We kept readers informed on dozens and dozens of them.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Calling Tuesday night a “half-dozen scattered elections” shows why everyone needs to follow sites like The Downballot. There were thousands of elections this week, and Dems achieved as close to a clean sweep as is possible. We kept readers informed on dozens and dozens of them.
Okay this is fucked up but also I just learned that, like, soldiers have to pay for their food and that seems weird?
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown trib.al/5WGvUOq
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown
The only dining facility for junior troops at the Army’s Fort Leavenworth in Kansas has been closed due to funding issues.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Okay this is fucked up but also I just learned that, like, soldiers have to pay for their food and that seems weird?
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tired: i am sad because too many people who are closer to my politics than to the enemy's won and this means that I don't have ammunition for interfactional disputes like I imagined I would
inspired: i love fucking winning, being on the winning team is fucking great
inspired: i love fucking winning, being on the winning team is fucking great
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
tired: i am sad because too many people who are closer to my politics than to the enemy's won and this means that I don't have ammunition for interfactional disputes like I imagined I would
inspired: i love fucking winning, being on the winning team is fucking great
inspired: i love fucking winning, being on the winning team is fucking great
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The democratic socialist future of America will require millions of Leslie Knopes doing the thankless work of the bureaucracy required to provide services to the people. If you think people like her are "neoliberal shills," you're not really a democratic socialist, you're just a cosplayer.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The democratic socialist future of America will require millions of Leslie Knopes doing the thankless work of the bureaucracy required to provide services to the people. If you think people like her are "neoliberal shills," you're not really a democratic socialist, you're just a cosplayer.
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if i were running for office i would absolutely call my volunteers “the wide awakes,” i would hand out wide awake pins and stickers and hats for people to wear and campaign events would have wide awake banners
THEY USED TO CALL US WOKE
NOW THEY CAN CALL US WIDE AWAKES
NOW THEY CAN CALL US WIDE AWAKES
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
This is absolutely incredible.
Holy shit. @shmuplations.bsky.social translated a massive thread of old tweets from Hideo Yoshizawa that goes deep into the NES Ninja Gaiden's development, including finally confirming the Castlevania influence shmuplations.com/ninjagaiden/
Ninja Gaiden – Developer Commentary (2023) - shmuplations.com
Taken from a string of social media posts shared in 2023, these comments from director Hideo Yoshizawa recount the making of Tecmo's classic side-scrolling action game, Ninja Gaiden.
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November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is absolutely incredible.
Press gonna spend a lot of time trying to absolve themselves of their tendency to hold Democrats to incredibly high standards, never being honest about their policies and bleating “both sides” over and over while praising Trump for every time he avoided completely eating shit.
"If only Democrats ran on what they were good on and warned people how bad Trump would be!"
People need to stop the gaslighting right the fuck now, it's beginning to piss me off.
Dems ran on how good they were with the economy. Dems ran on how bad Trump was. Dems ran on Build Back Better.
WTF.
People need to stop the gaslighting right the fuck now, it's beginning to piss me off.
Dems ran on how good they were with the economy. Dems ran on how bad Trump was. Dems ran on Build Back Better.
WTF.
"Why don't Democrats run on how good they are on the economy????"
I dunno what planet y'all were on, but every fucking time someone brought up how the economy was rapidly recovering under Democrats and the middle class was being rebuilt, we'd be told that graphs didn't matter because [anecdote].
I dunno what planet y'all were on, but every fucking time someone brought up how the economy was rapidly recovering under Democrats and the middle class was being rebuilt, we'd be told that graphs didn't matter because [anecdote].
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Press gonna spend a lot of time trying to absolve themselves of their tendency to hold Democrats to incredibly high standards, never being honest about their policies and bleating “both sides” over and over while praising Trump for every time he avoided completely eating shit.
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/3 Notice also how thankfully Heritage accepts the gift that people like Ezra Klein give them: if you can frame bigotry as a “debate,” if it’s done in a friendly chat or a podcast or some other stylized forum, then it’s just uncouth and intolerant to call it out. Works out swell for bigots.
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
/3 Notice also how thankfully Heritage accepts the gift that people like Ezra Klein give them: if you can frame bigotry as a “debate,” if it’s done in a friendly chat or a podcast or some other stylized forum, then it’s just uncouth and intolerant to call it out. Works out swell for bigots.
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BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
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Opinion: Full of faux bravado, Trump's Border Patrol turned a children's Halloween parade in Chicago into chaos, tossing tear gas canisters without warning.
Judge tells faux-tough-guy Border Patrol chief not to tear-gas trick-or-treaters | Opinion
Full of faux bravado, Trump's Border Patrol turned a children's Halloween parade in Chicago into chaos, tossing tear gas canisters without warning.
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October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Opinion: Full of faux bravado, Trump's Border Patrol turned a children's Halloween parade in Chicago into chaos, tossing tear gas canisters without warning.
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They say DEI with a hard R
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They say DEI with a hard R
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Few things have been been quite so radicalizing to me as the fact that the Biden presidency, the most conciliatory post-Trump administration imaginable — an unearned invitation to him and his to return to the fold of civilization — was spat on and treated as some kind of punishment.
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Few things have been been quite so radicalizing to me as the fact that the Biden presidency, the most conciliatory post-Trump administration imaginable — an unearned invitation to him and his to return to the fold of civilization — was spat on and treated as some kind of punishment.
I should grow something and live nowhere, then I’ll get to be a real boy at last.
It’s too bad only farmers are people and not librarians or artists or healthcare workers or researchers.
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I should grow something and live nowhere, then I’ll get to be a real boy at last.