Emcee Hammerpants
@emceehammerpants.bsky.social
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I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.
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Noooooope. Nothing for the bad guys. Nothing.
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MIT “became the first university to reject an agreement that would trade support for the Trump administration’s higher education agenda in exchange for favorable treatment… “the premise of the document is inconsistent with our core belief that scientific funding should be based on scientific merit”
M.I.T. Rejects a White House Offer for Special Funding Treatment
www.nytimes.com
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heathercherone.bsky.social
Greetings from U.S. District Court Judge April Perry’s courtroom in the Dirksen Federal Courthouse. Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul is present, waiting for the high stakes hearing to begin. @wttw.bsky.social
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FULL STORY: As lawyers for the Trump administration defended the president’s unprecedented decision to send National Guard troops to Chicago despite the objections of Gov. Pritzker and Mayor Johnson, officials acknowledged that California troops had also been sent to Illinois. @wttw.bsky.social
Judge to Decide Whether to Block National Guard Deployment as Trump Sends California Troops to Illinois
Lawyers for the Department of Justice told U.S. District Court Judge April Perry the president deployed the National Guard because “levels of violence against federal law enforcement executing their l...
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emceehammerpants.bsky.social
You just have to laugh like hell
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
But. Her. Emails.

I will never forgive his voters. I will never forgive the credulous media that supports him.
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emceehammerpants.bsky.social
Look. Man. It can’t possibly be meaningless that all of the Autobots were construction or working civilian vehicles and all of the deceptions were guns, tanks, planes or straight up spy tools. That means something. And it is my whole ideology.
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‘S nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
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dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
Can you get the Munsters pinball machine in the break room fixed? I’ve got the high score but the display is busted so I can’t show anyone.
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
Woah. They get 30% of republicans on that one
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
They’re F-150 guys, but yeah, basically.
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
Does anybody even know what an “outrageous government conduct” motion is? It sounds fake. Why do we keep having to pull crazy shit out of old rulebooks to describe the stupid crap this government gets up to?
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
Here’s my question: if fossil fuels become obsolete, can we get a handle on greenhouse gases and mitigate climate change?

Feels good to ask a question that’s about a real problem.
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
You lost me in the first half but I aligned by the second.
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
Jesus Christ, man. Don’t put that shit out in the ether where the shit fae can hear you.
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
Yeah but they do it in a really performative way. Are your kids content? No? Didn’t think so.
emceehammerpants.bsky.social
Well that’s got something for everyone to like
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OooooooOOOOoooooOooOooOooo! That’s tasty!