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“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.” – H.L. Mencken My blog in desuetude: https://epicureandealmaker.blogspot.com
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epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
With all due respect to Cavafy, it now seems clear that the barbarians were a really bad kind of solution.
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
A Viking Helmet horn to the heart. [chef’s kiss]
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
Cheung is positioning himself for Chief Spokesman of the DPRK after he leaves the Administration. (He’s certainly fat enough.)
brokenbanker.bsky.social
what a total loser Trump is (source Forbes):
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kjhealy.co
White House staff should just make and show him an AI-generated video where he wins, fly him to Duluth and tell him it’s Oslo, and dare the New York Times to say anything more than “Experts disagree about whether Mr Trump was awarded the Nobel Prize”.
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
You know which country also has a lot of fishermen and sailors out on boats in their national waters?
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nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
Counting down to 5,000% tariffs on lutefisk and Dale sweaters in 3… 2… 1…
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
The hero we need now. Dance, Frog, Dance.
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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thebulwark.com
Pritzker: “This is a convicted felon…who is threatening to jail me. This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump: If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me.”
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
Federalist Society / Joe Rogan / Milo Yiannopoulos
mcopelov.bsky.social
Associate Professor / Full Professor / Assistant Professor
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
Look at these pork-bellied goobers. A six-year-old could whip their fat asses. Texas, Pshaw!
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
Want. 😍 Just the thing for my morning Manhattan commute.
justinbuist.bsky.social
Bikes are kind of silly. What you really want is a Vespa with a mounted 75mm rifle on it for your paratroopers.

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Vespa 150 TAP - Wikipedia
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epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
Honestly, Pritzker should order the IL National Guard to start shooting at any foreign state NG that invades Illinois territory.
heathercherone.bsky.social
Pritzker is also furious: “Should National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”
Gov. JB Pritzker’s letter to the National Governors Association
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
I want to see farmers force-feeding a tied-up Kevin Hassett soybeans like a goose.
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Hassett: "China has stopped buying US soybeans. The silos are full and there are soybeans sitting on the ground w/tarps over them. That's unacceptable to POTUS. We're calling up our soybean customers around the world as part of our trade negotiations & we'll strong policies to support our farmers"
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laurachapin.bsky.social
I would remind folks that among the reasons Stephen Miller is saying crazy crap on Twitter is because he's losing in the courts, both judicial and public opinion.
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
Live feed of Eric Hamilton, lawyer for the Department of Justice:
epicureandealmaker.bsky.social
God help the ICE CoD cosplayers if they shoot or injure a cop. Cops don’t take that shit from anybody, and they are vengeful.