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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 45m

North Texas by 50.

Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 5d

Penn State fan here. Team was not focused, lacked intensity, and well, here we are.

Coaching changes can light a fire — certainly looks like UCLA has bought into the interim staff. But this is inexcusable, man.

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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 9d

💀🎃

Tim Robinson in a recording studio, playing bass guitar with a casual expression

Tim Robinson excitedly singing “it was also the night that the skeletons came to life”

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11d

veggie tales guy is a moderate who cares about racism and poverty which, in his religious circles, makes him a radical on the level of the V for Vendetta guy.

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 11d

i apologize veggietales creator man, i wasn't familiar with your game

ICE agents were hanging out at local schools to grab parents when they came to pickup their kids. Within an hour our community organized to meet the at-risk kids and get them home safely.

We can secure the border and manage immigration without being cruel.

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 11d

I collect pictures of dogs who look like they’re being interviewed on the news

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12d

This, but it’s more like he circles the runway for two hours, realizes they’re going to run out of gas and then initiates this sequence.

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12d

[James Franklin, landing a plane all the way from 30k feet to exactly five feet above the runway]

Tower we are good

[James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground]

oh shit I'm not a pilot am I

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12d

And it’s somehow even worse than when I posted this. Lol

Idk fam, idk. I’m ready to sleep it off and detox football tomorrow.

Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12d

Being a 30-something Penn State fan is like watching the same game every Saturday in the fall and thinking it’s going to go differently.

It sucks but it’s where we’re at. Soul-crushing defensive struggles that break loose in the 2nd half.

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12d

Being a 30-something Penn State fan is like watching the same game every Saturday in the fall and thinking it’s going to go differently.

It sucks but it’s where we’re at. Soul-crushing defensive struggles that break loose in the 2nd half.

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 13d

What an incredible slate of games today for the College Football fans.

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 13d

I’m just mad I never thought of that.

a big idiot @dirtcrime.bsky.social · 13d

@edsbs.bsky.social INSHALLAR

a sign at penn state college game day with inshallah written in a Philly accent. my sleep paralysis demon is also in the right frame

Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 15d

This album hit me just as hard as Excellent hit a young, naive, and wide-eyed me as a college student.

Man, it’s phenomenal. If you get a chance, check it out.

Prop @prophiphop.bsky.social · 15d

relevantmagazine.com/culture/musi... the beautiful Endling

Propaganda on Hope, Change and the World We're Handing Off - RELEVANT

Propaganda has never been the kind of artist to chase singles. Since his days in the Los Angeles slam poetry scene, the rapper and poet has built a career

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 15d

Friday: a prosecutor is forced to resign bc he concludes there's not enough evidence to go after Trump's perceived enemies

Saturday: Trump makes public post asking Attorney General why she hasn't gone after his enemies

Wednesday: DOJ says enemy indictment coming right up sir

do I have that right?

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 15d

BREAKING on MSNBC:

Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days in the Eastern District of Virginia, where a prosecutor who opposed bringing the case was recently fired, three sources familiar with the matter told MSNBC.

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 16d

He spent three years under the leadership of Mike Gundy, if the man has any skill, it's patience.

Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 16d

Chuba Hubbard always does such a nice job of staying patient and balanced on his runs. Really like how he calmly reads and weaves in between the blocks here.

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 16d

Interesting name for the Oklahoma State coaching search in a post-Mike Gundy era: Jeff Traylor HC, UTSA. Would be a slam dunk, imo with Texas/OK ties and a background of building a program well.

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College GameDay (Unofficial) @collegegameday-2.bsky.social · 19d

NEXT STOP: HAPPY VALLEY 👀

See you next Saturday for a top-10 matchup between Oregon and Penn State 🍿

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23d

all I want from Bluesky is to assume that I already know everything you know, it's pretty simple

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ceej @ceej.online · 29d

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · Sep 8

Question for @gridironscholar91.bsky.social -- any chance you have some sway at fantrax to get Trevion Cooley's injury designation updated?

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Troy running back out for season with knee injury

Trey Cooley transferred in from Georgia Tech this season

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · Sep 7

This week had to have been my worst performance in recent memory for College Fantasy Football.

Some brutal beats.

Onto the next one, I guess!

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Tom Green @tomasverde.bsky.social · Sep 5

Watching the NFL again

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · Sep 5

I see sleeper still hasn’t fixed the “player X is not active” notifications to tell me which leagues they’re currently in my starting lineup.

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · Sep 3

*exhales*

RotoWire College Football @rotowirecfb.bsky.social · Sep 2

Malik Rutherford: Listed as starter on depth chart

https://www.rotowire.com/cfootball/player/malik-rutherford-38666

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · Sep 2

Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.

The I Think You Should Leave sketch where the magician embarrasses the husband and the wife loses all respect for him

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · Sep 2

UNC getting boat-raced is absolutely the funniest outcome for contents’ sake. But honestly, it’s been so predictable. TCU is a veteran, well-coached team with a ton of talent. This is no shock.

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Ryan McCrystal @ryanmccrystal.bsky.social · Sep 2

Check out this from my TCU/UNC preview.

Belichicks are trying to play an outdated NFL defense at the CFB level. And it's predictably getting eviscerated tonight by an innovative offensive scheme.

They had all offseason to learn how to defend TCU's offense and didn't make any adjustments.

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