Baking With Eve (Awkwardly)
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artist / baker / bookbinder / cardmaker
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a they/them kind of human
picture is of the crab nebula, header is of a frozen soap bubble
Ko-fi.com/theevenebula
Evenebula.com
#BookBinding #BakingWithEve
a they/them kind of human
picture is of the crab nebula, header is of a frozen soap bubble
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i dreamed about bobbie, from the expanse. she was older, on mars. she went out to the terraforming platforms and turned all the lights off and sat there in the dark, among the rows of little plants and the deep, dark soil, staring in the darkness with nothing but the bubble, stars and moons overhead
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We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
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Who leaked my to-do list
Slashing tires, draining fuel tanks, starting fires, starting arguments, acting stupidly, short-circuiting electric systems, abrading machine parts will waste materials, man power, and time.
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Who leaked my to-do list
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get you a girl who says shit like "math is actually easy. like chess is easy" while also being extremely bad at both math and chess
January 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
get you a girl who says shit like "math is actually easy. like chess is easy" while also being extremely bad at both math and chess
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
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It's also WAY harder to accept the "both sides are the same" rhetoric, when you realize how small the number of "leftist" spaces are that will accept any talk of violence, and then witness just how publicly the right gets to fantasize about it. Left spaces shut it shit down, bcuz its a fed magnet.
January 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
It's also WAY harder to accept the "both sides are the same" rhetoric, when you realize how small the number of "leftist" spaces are that will accept any talk of violence, and then witness just how publicly the right gets to fantasize about it. Left spaces shut it shit down, bcuz its a fed magnet.
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When you realize how un-radical the overwhelming majority of people who engage in protest are... How boringly fucking normal they are... it becomes incredibly hard to swallow the idea that protest and dissent are somehow "agitating," and not just people who need access to better conditions.
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
When you realize how un-radical the overwhelming majority of people who engage in protest are... How boringly fucking normal they are... it becomes incredibly hard to swallow the idea that protest and dissent are somehow "agitating," and not just people who need access to better conditions.
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It’s very easy to sit and home and have an intellectual understanding the US does not have a stellar history with authority’s reaction to protest.
It is something completely different to see with your own eyes how twisted and off base all the narratives around protest are.
It is something completely different to see with your own eyes how twisted and off base all the narratives around protest are.
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It’s very easy to sit and home and have an intellectual understanding the US does not have a stellar history with authority’s reaction to protest.
It is something completely different to see with your own eyes how twisted and off base all the narratives around protest are.
It is something completely different to see with your own eyes how twisted and off base all the narratives around protest are.
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I sincerely will never forget the first time I saw “clash between police and protesters,” after watching law abiding people, who’d followed every direction given, attacked with tear gas and violence. Then watched fry cooks and student teachers called “paid agitators.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I sincerely will never forget the first time I saw “clash between police and protesters,” after watching law abiding people, who’d followed every direction given, attacked with tear gas and violence. Then watched fry cooks and student teachers called “paid agitators.”
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One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.
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Rachel Cohen: “Greg, I hope you fucking eat shit, I hope this keeps you up at night for the rest of your life, and no one fucking wants you here”
Greg Bovino: “Oh, fantastic language”
Cohen: “ ‘Oh, fantastic language’—there’s children in here? In your fucking vehicles, assholes?”
Greg Bovino: “Oh, fantastic language”
Cohen: “ ‘Oh, fantastic language’—there’s children in here? In your fucking vehicles, assholes?”
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Rachel Cohen: “Greg, I hope you fucking eat shit, I hope this keeps you up at night for the rest of your life, and no one fucking wants you here”
Greg Bovino: “Oh, fantastic language”
Cohen: “ ‘Oh, fantastic language’—there’s children in here? In your fucking vehicles, assholes?”
Greg Bovino: “Oh, fantastic language”
Cohen: “ ‘Oh, fantastic language’—there’s children in here? In your fucking vehicles, assholes?”
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I've seen some folks giving into doomerism by citing the US's history of paramilitary violence shutting down fair elections in the South, and I want to add some historical context to support Jamelle here (as an historian of Reconstruction paramilitary violence)
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I've seen some folks giving into doomerism by citing the US's history of paramilitary violence shutting down fair elections in the South, and I want to add some historical context to support Jamelle here (as an historian of Reconstruction paramilitary violence)
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I forgot to tell you this last night
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I forgot to tell you this last night
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“Trump thinks dinner will only cost you $3 while he builds a golden ballroom” is a messaging gift from the politics gods
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
“Trump thinks dinner will only cost you $3 while he builds a golden ballroom” is a messaging gift from the politics gods
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Sometimes people shouldn’t even try to cook. They should just order out.
A significant difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler doesn’t appear in the Epstein files.
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Sometimes people shouldn’t even try to cook. They should just order out.
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the thing about jesus, just being a guy. is that every person, who dies at the hand of the state is exactly as much of a tragedy, as the one thing that those christofascist child torturers still pretend to be so upset about
I just think that, if you're going to say you follow someone's teachings, it's on you to do what you can to build a world where, if that guy came back today, he wouldn't be murdered by the state again
I too frequently joke that I am the way that I am because I was raised catholic but the truth is
I don't care about the suffering of jesus christ because he was the son of god
I care about the suffering of jesus of nazareth because I know he wasn't
he was just some guy. who had some stuff to say
I don't care about the suffering of jesus christ because he was the son of god
I care about the suffering of jesus of nazareth because I know he wasn't
he was just some guy. who had some stuff to say
January 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
the thing about jesus, just being a guy. is that every person, who dies at the hand of the state is exactly as much of a tragedy, as the one thing that those christofascist child torturers still pretend to be so upset about
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Is there a secret to wearing a low ponytail without looking like I’m going to defend my country at the battles of Lexington & Concord
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Is there a secret to wearing a low ponytail without looking like I’m going to defend my country at the battles of Lexington & Concord
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the federal government is now kidnapping native americans and holding them hostage in exchange for i.c.e. cooperation agreements with their tribes
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
the federal government is now kidnapping native americans and holding them hostage in exchange for i.c.e. cooperation agreements with their tribes
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See also: looking for glasses that are on my face
January 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
See also: looking for glasses that are on my face
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can't wait to be beaten to death by Officer Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
can't wait to be beaten to death by Officer Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down
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At ICE Farms we know you rely on your kidnapper being ethically sourced
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
At ICE Farms we know you rely on your kidnapper being ethically sourced
i have been looking everywhere for my phone. it was in my hand. what a W
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
i have been looking everywhere for my phone. it was in my hand. what a W
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Make a movie title more complicated
The cost-benifit analysis of being Ernest.
The cost-benifit analysis of being Ernest.
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Make a movie title more complicated
The cost-benifit analysis of being Ernest.
The cost-benifit analysis of being Ernest.
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over complicate a movie title
The Attendant Circumstance of the Delayed Arrival of a Someone Who Calls Himself Guffman
The Attendant Circumstance of the Delayed Arrival of a Someone Who Calls Himself Guffman
Make a movie title more complicated
The cost-benifit analysis of being Ernest.
The cost-benifit analysis of being Ernest.
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
over complicate a movie title
The Attendant Circumstance of the Delayed Arrival of a Someone Who Calls Himself Guffman
The Attendant Circumstance of the Delayed Arrival of a Someone Who Calls Himself Guffman
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We have cleaned up the crime scene and blocked a local investigation and hidden the perpetrator and invaded the state and that is how you know that we are acting in good faith and that everything was the victim’s fault.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Noem Says ‘Hundreds More’ Agents Will Be Sent to Minnesota Over ‘Corruption’
www.nytimes.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We have cleaned up the crime scene and blocked a local investigation and hidden the perpetrator and invaded the state and that is how you know that we are acting in good faith and that everything was the victim’s fault.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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WRT cops involved in shootings claiming PTSD, I am reminded that the cop who shot Linda Tirado in the face filed for benefits for PTSD from the trauma of seeing her on the news talking about how he shot her in the face.
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
WRT cops involved in shootings claiming PTSD, I am reminded that the cop who shot Linda Tirado in the face filed for benefits for PTSD from the trauma of seeing her on the news talking about how he shot her in the face.