EvilNinjaPhil
@evilninjaphil.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
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I (don't) hate that duck | Quackshot
YouTube video by A Bad Education
youtu.be
SWEET BABY JESUS ITS A PROPER VIDEO GAME WITH JUMPING AND ALSO SHOOTING!
youtu.be/R-HxVi4l-q0
youtu.be/R-HxVi4l-q0
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World Cup Football (1984) came out to warm reviews and reached #17 in the UK chart.
World Cup Carnival (1986) got abysmal reviews and hit #1.
They were the same game. New post on one of the most farcical and dishonourable chart-topping games of the 80s:
www.superchartisland.com/world-cup-carnival
World Cup Carnival (1986) got abysmal reviews and hit #1.
They were the same game. New post on one of the most farcical and dishonourable chart-topping games of the 80s:
www.superchartisland.com/world-cup-carnival
World Cup Carnival – “World Cup supporters badge”
In 1984, Artic released a football computer game called World Cup Football. The Spectrum version scored 71% in Crash magazine, with one of its reviewers concluding “This is the best interactive foo…
https://www.superchartisland.com/world-cup-carnival"
February 2, 2026 at 6:59 AM
World Cup Football (1984) came out to warm reviews and reached #17 in the UK chart.
World Cup Carnival (1986) got abysmal reviews and hit #1.
They were the same game. New post on one of the most farcical and dishonourable chart-topping games of the 80s:
www.superchartisland.com/world-cup-carnival
World Cup Carnival (1986) got abysmal reviews and hit #1.
They were the same game. New post on one of the most farcical and dishonourable chart-topping games of the 80s:
www.superchartisland.com/world-cup-carnival
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SWEET BABY JESUS ITS A PROPER VIDEO GAME WITH JUMPING AND ALSO SHOOTING!
youtu.be/R-HxVi4l-q0
youtu.be/R-HxVi4l-q0
I (don't) hate that duck | Quackshot
YouTube video by A Bad Education
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
SWEET BABY JESUS ITS A PROPER VIDEO GAME WITH JUMPING AND ALSO SHOOTING!
youtu.be/R-HxVi4l-q0
youtu.be/R-HxVi4l-q0
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Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
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In case you ever needed proof that the mainstream media is a complicit arm of propaganda for a fascist regime and deserves no credibility or respect.
Not framing a reported $75m movie making $7m as a flop, but as a triumph and a record breaker. In a headline-over-article world, this matters.
Not framing a reported $75m movie making $7m as a flop, but as a triumph and a record breaker. In a headline-over-article world, this matters.
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
In case you ever needed proof that the mainstream media is a complicit arm of propaganda for a fascist regime and deserves no credibility or respect.
Not framing a reported $75m movie making $7m as a flop, but as a triumph and a record breaker. In a headline-over-article world, this matters.
Not framing a reported $75m movie making $7m as a flop, but as a triumph and a record breaker. In a headline-over-article world, this matters.
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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With any luck, my AYN Thor dual-screen handheld thingy ships this week - I originally picked it up just to emulate DS/3DS games, but hearing that it can emulate everything up to/including the Switch 1, I’m trying to figure out the best games (or games I haven’t played) for various consoles.
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
With any luck, my AYN Thor dual-screen handheld thingy ships this week - I originally picked it up just to emulate DS/3DS games, but hearing that it can emulate everything up to/including the Switch 1, I’m trying to figure out the best games (or games I haven’t played) for various consoles.
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you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
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imagine watching this tight montage of four epic movies followed by Rocky V
New upload! A rare digest film for Rocky I-IV, produced in Japan to promote/act as a preview for Rocky V in 1990! Scanned from a 35mm print in 4K! There's BARELY any information about it, making it a special rarity never seen beyond its theatrical release. youtu.be/IQ9VLptEdd4
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM
imagine watching this tight montage of four epic movies followed by Rocky V
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2026 marks 10 years since I got out of mainstream games journalism, and it's nauseating to see laid out in (incoherent) print the fact that everything that drove me out—fake outrage, pivots to video, MTX whales—was orchestrated as a spearhead of billionaire child abusers seizing control of society
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
2026 marks 10 years since I got out of mainstream games journalism, and it's nauseating to see laid out in (incoherent) print the fact that everything that drove me out—fake outrage, pivots to video, MTX whales—was orchestrated as a spearhead of billionaire child abusers seizing control of society
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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Found a new thing to yell when I’m outraged
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Found a new thing to yell when I’m outraged
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don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
So in short: in the 20 minutes it took us to drop the youngest off at kickboxing the dog crapped on the sofa, so as this is the latest in a line of similar issues decided to get him a crate, first night in it didn’t hear a peep from him, came down and he’d crapped in his bed in the crate
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 AM
So in short: in the 20 minutes it took us to drop the youngest off at kickboxing the dog crapped on the sofa, so as this is the latest in a line of similar issues decided to get him a crate, first night in it didn’t hear a peep from him, came down and he’d crapped in his bed in the crate
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Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up