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SpookyEvilNinjaPhil

@evilninjaphil.bsky.social

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Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion “Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke" @yesterzine 4th December 2021 Biscuit hipster

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SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not quite the John Madden Mega Drive Mega Mix, but we’re back with NFL again this week
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One shall stand, one shall fall | Mike Ditka Power Football

YouTube video by A Bad Education

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SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 8h

Surely the explanation is "Jared Leto"

Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 10h

I'm perplexed at watching pundits in the trades struggling to explain Tron Ares' disappointing opening.

Was it covid? Do people just not like science fiction? etc. etc.

The main reason is pretty obvious: Tron isn't a popular franchise. Nobody's interested in nostalgia for a failed 1980s project.

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 14h

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 10h

Could you imagine? I'd be fuming

SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 10h

I know right? Nothing else in there at all.

SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 10h

I got set like that from club Nintendo when that was still going, the box it came in was so big compared to them it seemed like a prank

A tiny box of Nintendo hanafuda cards in quite simply too big a box

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11h

RIP

diane keaton in the final frame of the godfather

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Grey Abandon @greyabandon.bsky.social · 13h

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Character Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 13h

Animation by Juan Pedro Arroyo Molina* | The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–2019)

#penciltest #sakuga #genga #2danimation

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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 16h

Here's the schedule:

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SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 19h

Some selection of VHS tapes in one of the charity shops today

SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 20h

Handing the youngest a protein snack after kickboxing like Venkman giving Egon a nestle crunch bar

Dr Venkman rewarding Dr Spengler with a nestle crunch bar

SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 20h

Of the book…?

SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 20h

I keep dropping in Italian brain rot names when talking to the youngest which infuriates him

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Mike Sterling, Comics Guy @mikester.bsky.social · 1d

Customer: "I'm looking for comics by Sergio...Argones? Agrones? Have you heard of him?"

Me [leaping over counter]: "SERGIO ARAGONES, YES, THIS WAY TO THE ARAGONES WING OF MY SHOP, SIR"

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Phil Theobald @whimsicalphil.bsky.social · 1d

Got the Divoom Pixoo 64 hung up. The USB cable is a bit unsightly, but a necessary evil, I suppose. Still, this dumb thing is great.

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 1d

It's full on Scott Steiner maths at this point

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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

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Serenity Forge @serenityforge.com · 1d

Dwarf Fortress worlds are usually random but not this one.👀

Use the seed “Happy20thAnniversary” to generate the same world shown on our cloth map!

It’s more than décor. It’s a symbol of every fortress ever built. Dig into the seed, explore its mysteries, and share what you discover!⚒️

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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 1d

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SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 1d

Tried to explain that to my youngest who was having none of it until we showed it to him on YouTube

SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 1d

I'd sign up to its OnlyFans

SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 1d

That looks borderline illegal

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Michael Seth Prell (aka Monday) @lolmonday.bsky.social · 1d

These dudes are definitely in The Christmas Adventurers Club.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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SpookyEvilNinjaPhil @evilninjaphil.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not quite the John Madden Mega Drive Mega Mix, but we’re back with NFL again this week
youtu.be/VCPAdK0KC0E

One shall stand, one shall fall | Mike Ditka Power Football

YouTube video by A Bad Education

youtu.be