EvilNinjaPhil
@evilninjaphil.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion
“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021
Biscuit hipster
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I (don't) hate that duck | Quackshot
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SWEET BABY JESUS ITS A PROPER VIDEO GAME WITH JUMPING AND ALSO SHOOTING!
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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The steal of the century
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The steal of the century
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Ayup.
Even the opening studio cards (leading up to the mic drop that is the Comics Authority stamp) feels like someone sticking the key into and rumbling a great mighty engine rumbling to life:
Even the opening studio cards (leading up to the mic drop that is the Comics Authority stamp) feels like someone sticking the key into and rumbling a great mighty engine rumbling to life:
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Ayup.
Even the opening studio cards (leading up to the mic drop that is the Comics Authority stamp) feels like someone sticking the key into and rumbling a great mighty engine rumbling to life:
Even the opening studio cards (leading up to the mic drop that is the Comics Authority stamp) feels like someone sticking the key into and rumbling a great mighty engine rumbling to life:
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People really underestimate just how fucking cool Tetsuo Hara actually is. He is almost blind and it is about as effective against his drawing as a wet napkin against Kenshiro's iron chest. He funds children's hospitals. He said AI will never win because it can't be prepared to die like a human.
Tetsuo Hara drew these to commemorate his having filed his tax return using his smartphone. Notice how he drew both of these on the same day despite no longer really being able to see particularly well. Stuff like this makes me even more irate that the upcoming TV series will be in crap looking 3DCG
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
People really underestimate just how fucking cool Tetsuo Hara actually is. He is almost blind and it is about as effective against his drawing as a wet napkin against Kenshiro's iron chest. He funds children's hospitals. He said AI will never win because it can't be prepared to die like a human.
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I couldn’t fit my Catherine O’Hara sentiments on a single Bluesky post so here’s a screen grab of what I want to say for now.
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I couldn’t fit my Catherine O’Hara sentiments on a single Bluesky post so here’s a screen grab of what I want to say for now.
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The best possible way to hit Platinum
Sorry bud.
Sorry bud.
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The best possible way to hit Platinum
Sorry bud.
Sorry bud.
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It’s easy to forget that they let *any* maniacs have access to the internet these days.
These have to be the worst Star Trek costumes Star Fleet ever made.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
It’s easy to forget that they let *any* maniacs have access to the internet these days.
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I know this looks like shit, but until we develop the technology to fabricate period costumes and train humans to pretend to be--to act as, if you will--other people, this is the closest we can come to visualizing past events in a narrative art form
January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I know this looks like shit, but until we develop the technology to fabricate period costumes and train humans to pretend to be--to act as, if you will--other people, this is the closest we can come to visualizing past events in a narrative art form
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I am friends with my high school lunch lady on Facebook and my god she never misses with her shares
January 29, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I am friends with my high school lunch lady on Facebook and my god she never misses with her shares
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
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Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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Happy Threshold Day. Hey, once Voyager established regular communication with Starfleet, did Captain Janeway ever tell Admiral Paris, her mentor, that she had sex with her son in lizard form and gave birth to his three grandchildren?
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Happy Threshold Day. Hey, once Voyager established regular communication with Starfleet, did Captain Janeway ever tell Admiral Paris, her mentor, that she had sex with her son in lizard form and gave birth to his three grandchildren?
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Since everyone was sharing stuff from 2016 earlier this month, I went on a very nice trip to Drumheller, Alberta that year, saw their very nice dinosaur museum, and had this wonderful exchange with my friend
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Since everyone was sharing stuff from 2016 earlier this month, I went on a very nice trip to Drumheller, Alberta that year, saw their very nice dinosaur museum, and had this wonderful exchange with my friend
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One Battle After Another (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
One Battle After Another (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
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I have never related harder to anything than the last line of LeGuin’s schedule
If you needed another reason to admire Ursula K. Le Guin, her work routine carved out time to deal with correspondence, cleaning, cooking and being stupid, as well as nearly 5 hours’ writing.
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I have never related harder to anything than the last line of LeGuin’s schedule
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"There’s now a concern that the sensitive information could be used to answer prompts from any of ChatGPT’s 700 million active users."
January 29, 2026 at 12:47 PM
"There’s now a concern that the sensitive information could be used to answer prompts from any of ChatGPT’s 700 million active users."
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What did Obama mean by this?
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
What did Obama mean by this?
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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Iran has just released a statement saying that it will take ‘very strong action’ if the U.S. keeps killing protesters.
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Iran has just released a statement saying that it will take ‘very strong action’ if the U.S. keeps killing protesters.
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January 27, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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