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EvilNinjaPhilizNavidad
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Everyone’s favourite cowboy turned half blind ninja

Ex-DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight World Champion

“Unaccountable levels of effort largely for a low grade one shot joke", @yesterzine, 4th December 2021

Biscuit hipster
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More sports, this time of the button bashing variety. Were you a basher or a rubber? Let me know in the comments
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Going for gold! Maybe. | Olympic Gold
YouTube video by A Bad Education
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Meta lost $77 billion on this metaverse folly. For perspective, Netflix’s winning bid for the entire Warner Bros studio and its subsidiaries, the IP, the facilities, and all those assets was $82.7 billion.

For Meta, that’s “oops, back to the drawing board” money.
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Paramount seemed like the absolute worst destination, but this is just about as bad. These should all be like 20 different companies, and the Warner films ending up with the studio that hates movie theaters or cable channels seems like a really bad deal for the people who like to make media
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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NEW VIDEO: 25 Games You May Have Missed in 2025. That's it, the description is in the title. Enjoy!
25 Games You May Have Missed in 2025 | Static Canvas
YouTube video by Static Canvas
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December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for Dick Van Dyke to make it through nine more days to his 100th birthday
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can’t find it to hand but sure there’s one about scientists not finding anything on mars and having wasted their time, the phrase “we found the square root of fuck all” from the article still lives rent free in my head
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Is 'Die Hard' a Christmas movie? Are the lyrics to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" problematic? What else can we rehash this season
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Forest Kelly / DeForest Kelly
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Here you go chief, got you those real sexy VOLCANO promo shots
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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a company that makes up 26% of the consumer marketshare for RAM just dropped out of the consumer market to sell exclusively to AI datacentres

we are so fucked
Micron Announces Exit from Crucial Consumer Business investors.micron.com/news-release...
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Boy, they really screwed up the new 4K version of Mad Men. In this scene you can clearly see the ghost from Three Men and a Baby at the edge of the screen.
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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it's called crack because it's very moreish
i just saw this i haven't even watched it yet but NEW NORTHERN BOYS LETS FUCKING GO youtu.be/AF1Ng-TPAUU
The Northern Boys - Crack
YouTube video by Sindhu World
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December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Top songs for me this year
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Day 2 #ArtAdventCalendar

Little owl sketch in graphite and ink on moleskine
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I do like how the iPhone now does this with small calls so I can give them the “mad max that’s bait.gif” response
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM