Daniel Wheaton
@extemper1.bsky.social
Just poasting | Nebraska based | I work *with* NPR but not *for* NPR | Re-skeet’s are blood oaths | Special damage tank, hedonist
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this is what the nail girlies are up to
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
this is what the nail girlies are up to
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We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
'Sinister Minnesotans' T-Shirt
Show your solidarity with the Sinister Minnesotans refusing to back down from the ICE agents currently polluting their great state with brutality, lawlessness, and an obvious dependence on testosteron...
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January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
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I know we shouldn't encourage this sort of thing but I am pretty far down the Pakistani Thanos rabbit hole
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I know we shouldn't encourage this sort of thing but I am pretty far down the Pakistani Thanos rabbit hole
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How will you prepare for this week’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil?
One more sleep until it's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 PM
How will you prepare for this week’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil?
*CNN on the background*
Lower Third: Florida man caught stealing steak down his pants
Purloined sirloin was right there!
Lower Third: Florida man caught stealing steak down his pants
Purloined sirloin was right there!
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
*CNN on the background*
Lower Third: Florida man caught stealing steak down his pants
Purloined sirloin was right there!
Lower Third: Florida man caught stealing steak down his pants
Purloined sirloin was right there!
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
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what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos
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executive jobs aren't real
The disconnect between management and employee on AI usage is big. At the same time, CEOs are reporting they aren't seeing any revenue growth from AI.
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CEOs Say AI Is Making Work More Efficient. Employees Tell a Different Story.
How much time workers say the technology saves them on the job is vastly different from what executives report.
www.wsj.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
executive jobs aren't real
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This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States
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*frantically googling*
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
Who up bending they arc toward justice
January 19, 2026 at 8:38 PM
*frantically googling*
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
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checking in on the president of the United States
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
checking in on the president of the United States
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coworker just dropped "chili is goated when winter slop if the vibe" and i don't think i've ever read a more innocent online-poisoned sentence
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
coworker just dropped "chili is goated when winter slop if the vibe" and i don't think i've ever read a more innocent online-poisoned sentence
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did something happen
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
did something happen
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Pikachu has arrived at the Minneapolis anti-ICE protest.
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Pikachu has arrived at the Minneapolis anti-ICE protest.
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"Intense video" Fox News' Matt Finn writes as he smirks and laughs while filming protesters being arrested by ICE agents as he does his little state-sanctioned ride-along with them this morning.
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
"Intense video" Fox News' Matt Finn writes as he smirks and laughs while filming protesters being arrested by ICE agents as he does his little state-sanctioned ride-along with them this morning.
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ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses https://theonion.com/ice-opens-interdimensional-detention-center-to-indefini-1837476700/
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses https://theonion.com/ice-opens-interdimensional-detention-center-to-indefini-1837476700/
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it's been ONE WEEK
since I ate the plums
in the icebox
but it'll still be 2 days till I say, "forgive me"
since I ate the plums
in the icebox
but it'll still be 2 days till I say, "forgive me"
November 21, 2023 at 4:49 PM
it's been ONE WEEK
since I ate the plums
in the icebox
but it'll still be 2 days till I say, "forgive me"
since I ate the plums
in the icebox
but it'll still be 2 days till I say, "forgive me"
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Here are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. defector.com/what-horribl...
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Here are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. defector.com/what-horribl...