Daniel Wheaton
@extemper1.bsky.social
Just poasting | Nebraska based | I work *with* NPR but not *for* NPR | Re-skeet’s are blood oaths | Special damage tank, hedonist
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
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which way, western man?
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
which way, western man?
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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i’m posting the video again
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i’m posting the video again
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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You had half a day to come up with a better lie to tell us and this is the best you can do? You're going to get eaten alive by people who are "working from home" and have to still appear active on Slack!
NEW: Bari Weiss addresses her decision to hold last night's CECOT story on the CBS News morning editorial call: "Our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else..."
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You had half a day to come up with a better lie to tell us and this is the best you can do? You're going to get eaten alive by people who are "working from home" and have to still appear active on Slack!
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THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!!
*five minutes later*
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?
THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
*five minutes later*
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?
THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!!
*five minutes later*
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?
THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
*five minutes later*
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?
THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-
CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
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Welcome to 37 1/2 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Welcome to 37 1/2 Minutes
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
funny homepage placement for the story I wrote
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
funny homepage placement for the story I wrote
After hearing hiring horror stories, I wanted to know — what does the job hunt look like for first-timers?
the answer? uhhhhh pretty bad
www.kcur.org/news/2025-12...
the answer? uhhhhh pretty bad
www.kcur.org/news/2025-12...
Recent college graduates face a world with fewer jobs — and loan payments are due soon
As job creation slowed through most of 2025, Midwestern college graduates — and those approaching graduation — describe a competitive, unusual job market that makes them question their self-worth.
www.kcur.org
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
After hearing hiring horror stories, I wanted to know — what does the job hunt look like for first-timers?
the answer? uhhhhh pretty bad
www.kcur.org/news/2025-12...
the answer? uhhhhh pretty bad
www.kcur.org/news/2025-12...
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the tragedy of Goofy is he is hung like Secretariat but doesn't know what to do with it
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the tragedy of Goofy is he is hung like Secretariat but doesn't know what to do with it
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sorry i meant do you have any questions about the job?
does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
sorry i meant do you have any questions about the job?
he looks like the hat possessed him and it’s going to start a Majora’s Mask-esque final boss battle
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
he looks like the hat possessed him and it’s going to start a Majora’s Mask-esque final boss battle
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So we beat on, cybertrucks against the pavement, borne back ceaselessly into the snow
February 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So we beat on, cybertrucks against the pavement, borne back ceaselessly into the snow
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
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you'll be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
you'll be visited by three spirits