Maxwell
@felt.bsky.social
Queer, trans, and flailing through life. They/Them
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
February 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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i miss David Lynch
i think about this passage from his book Catching the Big Fish all the time, both because it's good and because it always makes me wonder if he'd just watched The Phantom Menace when he wrote it. funny if true.
i think about this passage from his book Catching the Big Fish all the time, both because it's good and because it always makes me wonder if he'd just watched The Phantom Menace when he wrote it. funny if true.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
i miss David Lynch
i think about this passage from his book Catching the Big Fish all the time, both because it's good and because it always makes me wonder if he'd just watched The Phantom Menace when he wrote it. funny if true.
i think about this passage from his book Catching the Big Fish all the time, both because it's good and because it always makes me wonder if he'd just watched The Phantom Menace when he wrote it. funny if true.
got desperate at the end, i do not know a lot of things
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January 14, 2026 at 6:12 AM
got desperate at the end, i do not know a lot of things
thomaswc.com/2025.html
thomaswc.com/2025.html
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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one of scott adams best posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
one of scott adams best posts
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They’ll say it was the cancer but I heard that this is what killed him. It finally got free.
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
They’ll say it was the cancer but I heard that this is what killed him. It finally got free.
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
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This should be the bare minimum for any national dems from here on out. It will of course not be. We will hear so much about ICE reform.
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
This should be the bare minimum for any national dems from here on out. It will of course not be. We will hear so much about ICE reform.
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It is true. ICE would still be brutalizing immigrants, cops would still be rioting, Israel would still be committing atrocities with our money, capitalism would still be destroying the planet - but they would indeed be at brunch.
June 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It is true. ICE would still be brutalizing immigrants, cops would still be rioting, Israel would still be committing atrocities with our money, capitalism would still be destroying the planet - but they would indeed be at brunch.
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now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
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take that, hemingway
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
take that, hemingway
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Laffy Taffy used to be the only actually laugh out loud funny Halloween candy, so of course these days like everything else it's gone woke
October 31, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Laffy Taffy used to be the only actually laugh out loud funny Halloween candy, so of course these days like everything else it's gone woke
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When it's the day of your big concert and you realize your suit is too big
September 23, 2023 at 4:25 AM
When it's the day of your big concert and you realize your suit is too big
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the music IP/copyright debate is a surprisingly complex one. i actually disagree with a number of people i respect on this issue. personally — and this is just my personal opinion, not trying to start an argument — i think that everyone who has ever listened to a song should be thrown in prison
September 6, 2023 at 3:20 PM
the music IP/copyright debate is a surprisingly complex one. i actually disagree with a number of people i respect on this issue. personally — and this is just my personal opinion, not trying to start an argument — i think that everyone who has ever listened to a song should be thrown in prison
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that robot would have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (divorce him)
July 8, 2023 at 12:21 PM
that robot would have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (divorce him)
The biggest burden I bear is knowing that I am the most online person in any public space I am in
July 8, 2023 at 3:29 AM
The biggest burden I bear is knowing that I am the most online person in any public space I am in