Fred Morlan
@flagrantstats.bsky.social
Born a natural loser - can't recall just where
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Rodger is so damn good, read their shit
so, I declined a temporary gig covering The Olympics for a Big Media Company bc I wouldn't have been able to do the newsletter.
I was hoping to get enough paid subs over the 2 Olympic weeks to make up for it.
friends... you hit the number ***BEFORE THE OPENING CEREMONY***
can't thank you enough
I was hoping to get enough paid subs over the 2 Olympic weeks to make up for it.
friends... you hit the number ***BEFORE THE OPENING CEREMONY***
can't thank you enough
OLYMPICS NEWSLETTER, DAY 1
⛷️ HOW IS LINDSEY VONN REAL⛷️
🍆 THE SKI JUMPING PENIS SCANDAL🍆
🥌👶 CURLING BABY👶🥌
🇺🇸 UPDATES ON USA CURLING AND FIGURE SKATING 🇺🇸
AND MORE!!!!!
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
⛷️ HOW IS LINDSEY VONN REAL⛷️
🍆 THE SKI JUMPING PENIS SCANDAL🍆
🥌👶 CURLING BABY👶🥌
🇺🇸 UPDATES ON USA CURLING AND FIGURE SKATING 🇺🇸
AND MORE!!!!!
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Rodger is so damn good, read their shit
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the same publishers who, 2 years ago, told me and my agent that Sports Don't Sell are currently tripping over themselves to acquire books with hockey sweaters on the cover
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
the same publishers who, 2 years ago, told me and my agent that Sports Don't Sell are currently tripping over themselves to acquire books with hockey sweaters on the cover
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Whenever a theater kid says you’re supposed to always say “yes, and” I’m like no, this is way better:
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Whenever a theater kid says you’re supposed to always say “yes, and” I’m like no, this is way better:
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What I will say is that this never should have happened to begin with. End family detention. Defund and dismantle ICE.
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
What I will say is that this never should have happened to begin with. End family detention. Defund and dismantle ICE.
I just finished @sarahgailey.bsky.social ‘s Magic for Liars and was blown away by it. My strongest recommendation for anyone that would like a book blending mystery, fantasy, and just really great character interactions.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I just finished @sarahgailey.bsky.social ‘s Magic for Liars and was blown away by it. My strongest recommendation for anyone that would like a book blending mystery, fantasy, and just really great character interactions.
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I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
He’s got huge Russell Wilson energy
Giannis has pulled off one of the all-time "glow down" campaigns this year. He's still an amazing player to watch but barring a radical de-cornization intervention it's not looking good for the big fella.
I love sports betting :)
February 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
He’s got huge Russell Wilson energy
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When I tore my ACL every medical person involved afterward was like "do not play basketball again before surgery you will regret it forever"
honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
When I tore my ACL every medical person involved afterward was like "do not play basketball again before surgery you will regret it forever"
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Yes and
The equivalent of suggesting the summer Olympics need a bass fishing tournament
winter olympics need some snowmobile bullshit
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Yes and
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
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How did the news organisations covering the Fuck ICE chants on AEW know what they meant without a video package?
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
How did the news organisations covering the Fuck ICE chants on AEW know what they meant without a video package?
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Brody should win the world title in Australia.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Brody should win the world title in Australia.
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Me, before applying for SEC Media Days credentials for the first time in 12 years
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Me, before applying for SEC Media Days credentials for the first time in 12 years
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Kind of amazing to see the "Fuck ICE" chants on Dynamite getting noticed a bit outside of the wrestling bubble. Some people going "There are wrestling fans that don't like Trump?!" with real "A dog that can TALK?!" energy.
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Kind of amazing to see the "Fuck ICE" chants on Dynamite getting noticed a bit outside of the wrestling bubble. Some people going "There are wrestling fans that don't like Trump?!" with real "A dog that can TALK?!" energy.
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It’s not just that the “Fuck ICE” chants happened.
It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment.
That was cool as hell.
It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment.
That was cool as hell.
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
It’s not just that the “Fuck ICE” chants happened.
It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment.
That was cool as hell.
It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment.
That was cool as hell.
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Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
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Thank you so much to Dave Meltzer
and @bryanalvarez.bsky.social for shouting out and breaking down our 2025 Match of the Year countdown on this morning’s Wrestling Observer Radio!
www.voicesofwrestling.com/2026/01/30/v...
and @bryanalvarez.bsky.social for shouting out and breaking down our 2025 Match of the Year countdown on this morning’s Wrestling Observer Radio!
www.voicesofwrestling.com/2026/01/30/v...
Voices of Wrestling 2025 Match of the Year: #1 (Kenny Omega vs. Gabe Kidd - January 5)
A match so good it made Hiroshi Tanahashi weep—Kenny Omega vs. Gabe Kidd is Voices of Wrestling's 2025 Match of the Year!
www.voicesofwrestling.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Thank you so much to Dave Meltzer
and @bryanalvarez.bsky.social for shouting out and breaking down our 2025 Match of the Year countdown on this morning’s Wrestling Observer Radio!
www.voicesofwrestling.com/2026/01/30/v...
and @bryanalvarez.bsky.social for shouting out and breaking down our 2025 Match of the Year countdown on this morning’s Wrestling Observer Radio!
www.voicesofwrestling.com/2026/01/30/v...
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I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
I really really want these athletes to have a great experience, be competitive and perhaps win a gold medal, but, honestly, the thought of hearing "USA!USA!USA!" during their games kinda makes me cringe. If we were any other country the IOC would ask us to march under the olympic flag.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I feel like the Bacall ball is a value buy here
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I feel like the Bacall ball is a value buy here