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phoebe. she/her. born in the 1900s.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 10d

second. the gallery. link here and samples below: limitedimmortality.neocities.org/game-boy-cam...

helicopter near steeple with bonus clouds which we appreciate over here at the clouds appreciation zone

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 11m

@real-danger.bsky.social important photograph 👆

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 2h

hey how's it going

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 5h

re: a), you can also waste their time until they get mad at you. i got free money from a dealership that way.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

8pm: concert

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 6h

john's birthday

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 8h

wikipedia over here roasting my whole ass: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebblin...

Pebbling - Wikipedia

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 21h

ope, didn't see your post

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 22h

cc @toasty.cx 👆

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 22h

THE BRIDGE CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM www.youtube.com/watch?v=p60G...

Saturday morning Smash-To-Go at the 11foot8+8 bridge

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 23h

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · Aug 16

good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something

yayyy dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt

dog eating dirt dot jay peg

homph cronch crunch

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

CHAT IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 3d

what are the odds of a die being weighted when it comes up 1 50% of the time and i have a sample size of a hundred?

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

cheering on the gals on spiro by saying "go, piss girl!"

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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 1d

still amazing to me the number of movies, games, etc. which have Venus Flytrap-based creatures in some form compared to the actual native range of Venus Flytrap, which is like, the great untamed jungles of a few wet pine savannas in North Carolina

map illustrating the native range of Venus Flytrap plants, just a little half circle around coastal North and South Carolina in USA

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

baby bird ass plants 👇

mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 1d

they're just like little cartoon mouths sitting on the ground among the pine needles, like the things that eat that guy in the Dark Crystal miniseries

wild Venus Flytrap plants are very low to the ground, easily hidden among grass and leaf litter

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

right?! i always assumed they lived in a tiny region of the amazon rainforest or something but no they're from the far off exotic land of raleigh.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

i've considered trying to grow some outside because, judging by the usda's new hardiness zone map, it looks like my climate is similar to pre-industrial north carolina.

perhaps this spring.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

it's been less than a year and i'm sick of this already can i use crispr to get ovaries and then tell a surgeon to shove them somewhere inside me while they're fucking up my pelvis.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

i should keep a bottle of whiskey in my bathroom so i don't have to run up and down the stairs for liquid courage when shot day is hard

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

neat.

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Spooky De Tomaso Panera @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking I might change my name to Jodie and start flexing some very mundane and stable wealth signifiers like a Toyota Camry that's been paid off and name-brand groceries

Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 1d

A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week

House Press Gallery: During today's pro forma session, the Clerk read a message from the Speaker designating Tuesday, October 14 through Sunday, October 19 as a district work period.

Punchbowl's Briana Reilly: House gaveled in and out of its pro forma just now w/o recognizing Rep Elfreth, who was seeking to UC a mil pay bill from Rep Sykes.

Elfreth told reporters after that House Dems stand “ready and willing to take” up standalone legislation to pay troops.

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

this is cannon lake all over again:

So Nvidia is seeding a scant few units that don't actually work right to select media. This is to make things look like it is production, or close to, so Jensen's promises of shipment dates will technically be met.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

you'd think a university IT department would have systems and protocols in place for supporting these sorts of thing.

lol. lmao.

phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

at sign Boyfriend has introduced me to the googleable keyword "shadow IT" which summarizes the experience of using at least ten pieces of analytical equipment in grad school

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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 1d

no, these days i'm too old to stand in line for midnight releases