pheobe
@funkjunkins.bsky.social
phoebe. she/her. born in the 1900s.
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i don't know if it improves the experience but it certainly alters the experience if you play kentucky route zero after clocking 10000 miles on i-65.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i don't know if it improves the experience but it certainly alters the experience if you play kentucky route zero after clocking 10000 miles on i-65.
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I'm begging for dirtbag leftists to add an ounce of charisma to their politics.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm begging for dirtbag leftists to add an ounce of charisma to their politics.
getting nostalgic for childhood thanksgivings, by which i mean going out at midnight with my dad and sibling to see the black friday chaos.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
getting nostalgic for childhood thanksgivings, by which i mean going out at midnight with my dad and sibling to see the black friday chaos.
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An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
awful day but at least the thanksgiving cactus is blooming at the expected time of year
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
awful day but at least the thanksgiving cactus is blooming at the expected time of year
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poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
took me way too long to realize but in skycards because most airplanes are vaguely plus- or delta-shaped i believe it's easiest to get a perfect catch if they approach your viewfinder in the center of the screen at a 45° angle. they're inside it 41% longer and they can wobble to either side 41% more
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
took me way too long to realize but in skycards because most airplanes are vaguely plus- or delta-shaped i believe it's easiest to get a perfect catch if they approach your viewfinder in the center of the screen at a 45° angle. they're inside it 41% longer and they can wobble to either side 41% more
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_117@13-04-2018_03-05-38.jpg
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_117@13-04-2018_03-05-38.jpg
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never look a gift horse in the mouth. that's a stupid place to look. look at the legs. those are the parts that let the horse run fast.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
never look a gift horse in the mouth. that's a stupid place to look. look at the legs. those are the parts that let the horse run fast.
get urself a partner who will sleep with ur stuffed animals so when they leave u can still smell ur partner when u hug them and feel safe and loved :>
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
get urself a partner who will sleep with ur stuffed animals so when they leave u can still smell ur partner when u hug them and feel safe and loved :>
it's transphobia that nobody told me i'd still look hot wearing my ratty old boy clothes
it's transphobia that nobody told me sleeveless dresses would make me hot
it's transphobia that nobody told me sheer blouses would make me hot
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
it's transphobia that nobody told me i'd still look hot wearing my ratty old boy clothes
did these mfers actually just charge me a transaction fee paying cash???
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
did these mfers actually just charge me a transaction fee paying cash???
love it when i install software that doesn't work for no discernible reason only to learn by chance that it requires different software to be installed to function correctly.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
love it when i install software that doesn't work for no discernible reason only to learn by chance that it requires different software to be installed to function correctly.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
lack of desire to do so aside, i can't post a picture of myself ten years ago because i deleted almost all of my pre-transition pictures because they mostly made me sad.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
lack of desire to do so aside, i can't post a picture of myself ten years ago because i deleted almost all of my pre-transition pictures because they mostly made me sad.
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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
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if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
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owie my shot hurts on my inside
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
owie my shot hurts on my inside
oh wow i really need to work on stabbing myself huh? i'm being way too bitchy today. girljuice will help.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
oh wow i really need to work on stabbing myself huh? i'm being way too bitchy today. girljuice will help.
i think old people should be embarrassed when they don't understand technology. i think they should feel bad and inadequate for spending 14 years with an iphone not knowing how basic things work. i built my first computer less than 14 years after touching a mouse for the 1st time what's your excuse.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i think old people should be embarrassed when they don't understand technology. i think they should feel bad and inadequate for spending 14 years with an iphone not knowing how basic things work. i built my first computer less than 14 years after touching a mouse for the 1st time what's your excuse.