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Lost in a beige & fluorescent hell.
Good.

Know that we hate you with the heat and passion of a thousand suns.

Know that you will be held accountable for your crimes.
January 26, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Ms. Noem should, indeed, resign.

But honestly, we should be trying her for war crimes and crimes against humanity.
Donald Trump and Kristi Noem think you will believe them over your own eyes. No.

Alex Pretti wasn't a terrorist. He was a VA nurse.

When agents pushed a woman to the ground, he tried to help her up. His last words were “Are you okay?”

Enough.

Kristi Noem should resign.
Alex Pretti wasn't a terrorist. He was a VA nurse.
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I mean, Spain is not wrong.
trump has turned America into a full-blown shithole country.
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The man in this photo is the owner of DreamHaven Books in Minneapolis. Stop in and show some love. I did and I feel better for it. 💛 ✊🏻
January 26, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Never thought I’d live to see the day my local paper had to educate folks on the kinds of tear gas being used on us.

This is the shittiest of shitty realities.
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE

Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
This is what a good and decent leader looks like. While I would have missed having him as governor, he’d have made a hell of a good VP.
Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Yep.
the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
<sips tea>
<points>
The reason Republicans always think people on the left are paid protestors is because they can’t fathom the concept of empathy.
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Minnesota CEO’s should seek professional medical help so they can find their spine.

De-escalate?!

Mother-fuckers. Tell that shit to ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Yep. 🤬
Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Fuck you, you gutless worm. You have the power to stop this and have done, and continue to do, fucking nothing.

Resign you worthless pile of shit. Let someone lead the Dems who is willing to stand up for the people of this nation.

Coward.
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
<points angrily>

As always with the MAGA crowd, it’s okay for them, but no one else.
The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
They know what they did was wrong. You can see it as they scatter away from the human they likely murdered. You can hear it in their heads: Oh shit. We fucked up. How are we going to cover this up. How is this not my fault.
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
No words.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It’s almost like we all knew that AI was horrible from the start, but corporations didn’t care… 🙄
Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways
January 24, 2026 at 3:45 PM
This. Let’s make this the new Minnesota goodbye.

“So good to see you- Let’s do this again soon - Fuck ICE.”
"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'

- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
<shakes head>

<screams>

Pandemic, George Floyd, and now ICE.

These kids are learning way too much way too fast.

Good news is they seem to have this shit sorted.
Schools in Saint Paul were closed Tuesday and Wednesday as teachers prepared to do online and in-person teaching simultaneously due to safety concerns about ICE.

Kids in my daughter’s school refer to those two days off as Evil Break.

As in, “So what did you do over Evil Break?”
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Hell - given the shitshow of our world, there are days I think about starting smoking just so it will take years off my life.

This is excellent writing.
The best smoke I ever had
By me, Dec 2025
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Hakeem Jeffries is a damned coward and, along with Chuck “sternly worded letter” Schumer, needs to fuckin’ leave office.
If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed.

Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207

7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez

One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
We all matter or none of us matter.

When a disaster hits, you don’t ask who they voted for, you fucking help.

It’s called basic human decency and empathy.
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”

Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Given the complete incompetence of this administration, this would be pretty on brand for them. 🙄
LOL they redacted the files so ineptly that you can basically read them with a little effort? Please let this be true.
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota”

Given the temps in MN lately, can confirm.
Come on, we all know the Southern Hemisphere is a myth, Australia is in the San Fernando Valley, New Zealand is Peter Jackson' yacht with VFX artists chained below decks, Africa and South America are how Big Cartography sell maps to gullible chumps, and Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota
The southern hemisphere would like a word.
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Thread.

Depressing, to be sure, but excellent all the same.
Epstein redactions aren't believable, and they are valuable to fascists specifically because they aren't believable.

Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate.

Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“…the U.S. government HAS ABDICATED its historic role…”

Fixed that for you.
Researchers and activists increasingly fear that under the Trump administration, the U.S. government is abdicating its historic role as a clearinghouse for reliable information.
Government’s historic role as trusted information source is under threat
The U.S. government for decades has been the world’s leading provider of reliable data. Many researchers wonder if that is still the case.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Pedophilia is not a deal breaker for MAGA, Republicans, or Evangelicals.
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM