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Lost in a beige & fluorescent hell.
All of this. 💛
Like a wound, grief does not heal overnight. As the days pass, let the empty space fill with memories, let the sorrow be replaced with gratitude for the good times, the kind words, and most of all, the part of them that made you who you are.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
<sips tea>

<points>

I give zero fucks which party they are with. Burn every last fucking one of them to the ground, regardless of party, and then salt the earth so nothing grows again.
What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If your business model is, “The only way we can keep doing business is on the back of stolen property,” perhaps it’s time to rethink shit.

You miserable fucking assholes. Fuck AI. And fuck you if you’re using it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Chuck Schumer is a spineless twatwaffle. Shame on him and shame on the Dems.
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Do. Not. Cross. Picket. Lines.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Do not cross picket line.

Full stop.
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Tell me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm without telling me you’ve never given a woman an orgasm.”

🙄
A condom could have prevented this post
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“*NOT* the ultra conditioning one.”
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fuck AI.

And fuck the assholes who think anyone would want to see this, much less his poor daughter.
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Now image the outcry if Obama had said that about the GOP?
Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."
October 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
And if there isn’t a doorbell, for the love of pity, knock.

It’s really not hard.
We need to get to the bottom of why people
under 35 refuse to ring the goddamned doorbell. Sometimes, they just come to the door and wait, as if I will receive a psychic notification. I try to handle most generational things because everyone is special but come on. Ring the bell.
October 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

🙄
Rand Paul: "Chicago is a nightmare. It is literally a war zone."
September 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
No one. Literally no one wanted this.
Who asked for this?
September 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
<insert King of the Hill gif here>

“Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.”

Just when I think I can’t be any more embarrassed, 🍊💩 gives another “speech.” And calling it a speech is a gift.

Embarrassed to be an American.
President Trump questioned the UN’s mission on Tuesday in a meandering speech before the General Assembly. Boasting about his record and assailing the UN as ineffective, he sought to portray himself as the only leader who could solve the world’s problems. nyti.ms/4gzwIUM
September 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The right can fuck off into the sun.

After all the screaming about First Amendment rights after 🍊💩 got booted off then Twitter (which was NOT a 1A issue), this was was an ACTUAL First Amendment issue.

So, well, just fuck off.
ABC’s decision to reinstate “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” starting Tuesday — less than a week after suspending the show — has been met with relief from many politicians and celebrities, and some criticism from the right.
Kimmel’s return to late-night TV prompts cheers and jeers
Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s show amid a backlash to his comments about the suspect in Charlie Kirk’s killing – sparking criticism including from some conservatives.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Meanwhile, in the U.S., we continue to lay people off because “AI can do that,” causing more unemployed people that we’re just going to ignore and hope the go away, while breaking up homeless encampments to have them pop back up a mile away.

🙄
Ireland just released a report showing the huge success of the unconditional basic income it provided to artists. Each $1 spent led to society gaining $1.39. Artists' earned incomes went up more than their side job incomes fell. And they were happier and used less welfare

www.gov.ie/en/departmen...
September 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
JFC we are living in the worst timeline.
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Attention: @housepig.bsky.social : I feel this relates to…

“Thaw my head for the tricentennial” by “I’m a nice guy, but I’m not above blackmail.”
Virgo: Two heads are better than one, and if you defrost your freezer you might even fit three.
September 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tired of winning yet?
Korea shuts down 22 investment projects in the US
September 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Dear Gen Z in America:

Get to work.

Hugs,
Gen X
NEW: Tonight, this is all that remains of Nepal's seat of government in Kathmandu.

Singha Durbar was the largest palace in Asia; home to the Prime Minister & government offices.

A 48-hour revolution, led by Gen Z protestors, has toppled the government & left large parts of the capital in flames.
September 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
September 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Damn kids. Get off my lawn. I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. 🤣
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Now?! Now can we be done with AI?! 🙄
August 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So tired of the press playing the Emperor’s New Clothes and acting like he isn’t a lying sack of 💩.
The president lies like an AI chat bot. Literally just hallucinates things that never ever happened and everyone just nods along
Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed actually."
August 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
These are the same fuckwits who are sending coding jobs to India and China.

So, respectfully, fuck those assholes.
Silicon Valley leaders for years promised high-paying jobs to kids who could code.
Now, with industry layoffs and increase use of A.I. coding tools, recent computing grads are struggling to land tech jobs.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/10/t...
Goodbye, $165,000 Tech Jobs. Student Coders Seek Work at Chipotle.
www.nytimes.com
August 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM