Gentlellama
@gentlellama.bsky.social
Lift heavy, eat meat, compete, take risks, have sex, be manly.
I know I have like no (real) followers but for those of you that see this, Trader Joe’s peach juice with bourbon and a splash of ginger beer is 🔥
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I know I have like no (real) followers but for those of you that see this, Trader Joe’s peach juice with bourbon and a splash of ginger beer is 🔥
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and star of anise if you have it, maybe a cinnamon sugar rim… but I’m lazy trash so it’s basic for me.
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New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
Me hearing there was a fight after the ugly MNF game: How the hell did a game that boring end up with a brawl?
Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.
Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me hearing there was a fight after the ugly MNF game: How the hell did a game that boring end up with a brawl?
Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.
Me after seeing the nut punch: Oh, I see.
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This game is absolutely sickening. I love it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This game is absolutely sickening. I love it.
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Got in a fight with his AI wife and was clicking and dragging like a madman
Aaron Rodgers (left wrist) officially limited in practice Thursday.
Aaron Rodgers (left wrist) seen participating in practice Thursday.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Got in a fight with his AI wife and was clicking and dragging like a madman
At least I know now that however bad a day I have in court, it will never be as bad as everyday Lindsay Halligan has had pretending to be a prosecutor.
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
At least I know now that however bad a day I have in court, it will never be as bad as everyday Lindsay Halligan has had pretending to be a prosecutor.
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A summar of the legal news today (re: Comey and the Texas redistricting): Bad lawyers are bad, and they're worse if you chase out every good lawyer who could possibly help them be ok.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A summar of the legal news today (re: Comey and the Texas redistricting): Bad lawyers are bad, and they're worse if you chase out every good lawyer who could possibly help them be ok.
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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
Couldn’t keep watching MNF. Switched to a trail cam capturing forest critters munching.
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Couldn’t keep watching MNF. Switched to a trail cam capturing forest critters munching.
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It’s gonna be weird when the Chiefs are just, like, on the road at New England or Indy on Saturday night of wild-card weekend
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It’s gonna be weird when the Chiefs are just, like, on the road at New England or Indy on Saturday night of wild-card weekend
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the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the ravens did not put shedeur sanders in a position to succeed. they failed him today
The key difference amongst the teams in the NFC west right now is that only one has a QB who’ll be wearing one of these.
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The key difference amongst the teams in the NFC west right now is that only one has a QB who’ll be wearing one of these.
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You should be allowed one punch if someone spits on you I don't think anyone would disagree it should be in the CBA
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You should be allowed one punch if someone spits on you I don't think anyone would disagree it should be in the CBA
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I do love that in football, you can check the score of a game you know otherwise nothing about and just by the numbers you can know if some weird bullshit happened
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I do love that in football, you can check the score of a game you know otherwise nothing about and just by the numbers you can know if some weird bullshit happened
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
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I just think people who can’t read should be less rude about it
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just think people who can’t read should be less rude about it
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Today's heretical opinion: Milk chocolate is better than dark chocolate and expensive chocolate is so very rarely worth the additional expense. Most chocolate more costly than a Lindt bonbon is a waste of money.
Also white chocolate is perfectly fine. Not real chocolate, okay, whatever. But fine.
Also white chocolate is perfectly fine. Not real chocolate, okay, whatever. But fine.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Today's heretical opinion: Milk chocolate is better than dark chocolate and expensive chocolate is so very rarely worth the additional expense. Most chocolate more costly than a Lindt bonbon is a waste of money.
Also white chocolate is perfectly fine. Not real chocolate, okay, whatever. But fine.
Also white chocolate is perfectly fine. Not real chocolate, okay, whatever. But fine.
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I designed a horseshoe crab sweater and published it on Ravelry on National horseshoe crab day! If you ever thought to yourself “man, I really want a hand knit sweater with horseshoe crabs on it” boy do I have great news for ya
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
June 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I designed a horseshoe crab sweater and published it on Ravelry on National horseshoe crab day! If you ever thought to yourself “man, I really want a hand knit sweater with horseshoe crabs on it” boy do I have great news for ya
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy