TheGeoffinitiveEdition
@geoffinitiveed.bsky.social
I speedrun Donkey Kong 64 on Twitch!
I'm a software engineer!
I also occasionally write short stories!
I like pixel art and souls games and will probably repost art a lot!
https://twitch.tv/TheGeoffinitiveEdition
https://geoffhuntsgood.com/dk64router
I'm a software engineer!
I also occasionally write short stories!
I like pixel art and souls games and will probably repost art a lot!
https://twitch.tv/TheGeoffinitiveEdition
https://geoffhuntsgood.com/dk64router
"aughtism": a joke that's only funny at the turn of the millennium
October 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"aughtism": a joke that's only funny at the turn of the millennium
I'm so ready for the "Oops, All Boulders" edition of rando
Boulder tech just got a whole lot more interesting for DK64 Randomizer
April 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm so ready for the "Oops, All Boulders" edition of rando
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I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Welp, time to drop DK64 and go to flight school
January 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Welp, time to drop DK64 and go to flight school
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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
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"You know, I'm actually glad I missed it. Everyone says the end of the world was, overall, kind of a shit show."
THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW
Zan Anderson by @hebkid-art.bsky.social
THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW
Zan Anderson by @hebkid-art.bsky.social
January 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"You know, I'm actually glad I missed it. Everyone says the end of the world was, overall, kind of a shit show."
THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW
Zan Anderson by @hebkid-art.bsky.social
THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW
Zan Anderson by @hebkid-art.bsky.social
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“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient
January 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient
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very ironic that it's called house of leaves but they stay in the house, this is referred to by academics as an "unreliable narrator"
January 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
very ironic that it's called house of leaves but they stay in the house, this is referred to by academics as an "unreliable narrator"
How do you get a security clearance if every employer requires you to already have one and they refuse to sponsor anyone?
January 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
How do you get a security clearance if every employer requires you to already have one and they refuse to sponsor anyone?
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increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"
January 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"
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announcing for all to hear that i've got the malaise of centuries of ancestors wailing in my bones only to realize it's just time for breakfast
January 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
announcing for all to hear that i've got the malaise of centuries of ancestors wailing in my bones only to realize it's just time for breakfast
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I am so incredibly honored to have my story, "Justice In New Texas" featured in the Hooghly Review's special murals edition, inspiring and edited by an amazing guest editor.
This space western was fun to write and I'm so pleased that you loved it. Thank you for allowing me to work with you!
This space western was fun to write and I'm so pleased that you loved it. Thank you for allowing me to work with you!
At long last, 𝑀𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿𝑆 is live!🎨📸🖋
The most unique issue we have produced yet.
thehooghlyreview.com/issues/murals/
@fbereaud.bsky.social invites you all to wander with him through these pages—free to download or flip through, featuring Roberto R. Pozos & 60 contributors from across the globe.🌏
The most unique issue we have produced yet.
thehooghlyreview.com/issues/murals/
@fbereaud.bsky.social invites you all to wander with him through these pages—free to download or flip through, featuring Roberto R. Pozos & 60 contributors from across the globe.🌏
December 30, 2024 at 2:03 PM
I am so incredibly honored to have my story, "Justice In New Texas" featured in the Hooghly Review's special murals edition, inspiring and edited by an amazing guest editor.
This space western was fun to write and I'm so pleased that you loved it. Thank you for allowing me to work with you!
This space western was fun to write and I'm so pleased that you loved it. Thank you for allowing me to work with you!
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my new years resolution is 1920x1080, for anyone wondering
December 30, 2024 at 12:54 AM
my new years resolution is 1920x1080, for anyone wondering
Road sign: Speed limit enforced by aircraft
Probable meaning: drones with radar tag speeding cars
My brain: *jet fighter speeds by* "75? Shoot them down"
Probable meaning: drones with radar tag speeding cars
My brain: *jet fighter speeds by* "75? Shoot them down"
December 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Road sign: Speed limit enforced by aircraft
Probable meaning: drones with radar tag speeding cars
My brain: *jet fighter speeds by* "75? Shoot them down"
Probable meaning: drones with radar tag speeding cars
My brain: *jet fighter speeds by* "75? Shoot them down"
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make some noise
December 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
make some noise
A Goofy Movie and The Tigger Movie are the same.
The Perfect Cast™️ is functionally equivalent to the Whoopty-Dooper Loopty-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce™️.
The only difference: TTM, it's okay to be different; AGM, it's okay to be different as long as you can back up your lie about knowing a pop singer.
The Perfect Cast™️ is functionally equivalent to the Whoopty-Dooper Loopty-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce™️.
The only difference: TTM, it's okay to be different; AGM, it's okay to be different as long as you can back up your lie about knowing a pop singer.
December 23, 2024 at 1:58 PM
A Goofy Movie and The Tigger Movie are the same.
The Perfect Cast™️ is functionally equivalent to the Whoopty-Dooper Loopty-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce™️.
The only difference: TTM, it's okay to be different; AGM, it's okay to be different as long as you can back up your lie about knowing a pop singer.
The Perfect Cast™️ is functionally equivalent to the Whoopty-Dooper Loopty-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce™️.
The only difference: TTM, it's okay to be different; AGM, it's okay to be different as long as you can back up your lie about knowing a pop singer.
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it's okay I don't know what to do with myself either
December 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
it's okay I don't know what to do with myself either
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Not to brag but my motor skills have been described as "fine"
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Not to brag but my motor skills have been described as "fine"
Did I get a good grade in video games?!
December 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Did I get a good grade in video games?!