Georgia Lewis
@georgialewis.bsky.social
Freelance wordsmith. Australian in the UK via the Middle East. Sometimes serious, sometimes completely frivolous...
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Georgia Lewis
@georgialewis.bsky.social
· Nov 15
a woman is dancing in front of a crowd with the words here we go again
ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a crowd with the words here we go again
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OK, here we go again... Will this turn into a hellsite like the other place? How long before I get a creepy message? Will I get plagued with mansplainers? Here's hoping that none of that happens and this becomes a constructive place on the internet.
This may be the greatest thing I've seen all year... www.facebook.com/share/r/17w7...
Redirecting...
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December 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This may be the greatest thing I've seen all year... www.facebook.com/share/r/17w7...
Sometimes, I'm mistaken for a Jewish woman and I receive anti-Semitic abuse. It happened this morning. I'm not going to repeat the lazy, racist trope because it doesn't deserve further airplay, but let it be known that I'm not offended if I'm mistaken for a Jewish woman. I love my Jewish friends.
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sometimes, I'm mistaken for a Jewish woman and I receive anti-Semitic abuse. It happened this morning. I'm not going to repeat the lazy, racist trope because it doesn't deserve further airplay, but let it be known that I'm not offended if I'm mistaken for a Jewish woman. I love my Jewish friends.
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Telling a business that has been in the same place for 44 years that it has a month to get out - and delivering that news a week before Christmas is shameful
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Telling a business that has been in the same place for 44 years that it has a month to get out - and delivering that news a week before Christmas is shameful
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
This made me laugh way too much...
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This made me laugh way too much...
I'm not going to share Trump's appalling, unhinged response to the murder of Rob and Michele Reiner, suffice to say there is no bottom with that man, no depth too deep to plumb, the barrel was reduced to a few splinters years ago.
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm not going to share Trump's appalling, unhinged response to the murder of Rob and Michele Reiner, suffice to say there is no bottom with that man, no depth too deep to plumb, the barrel was reduced to a few splinters years ago.
Absolutely heartbreaking. Say his name - Alex Kleytman - rather than those of the murderous arseholes who killed him in cold blood. Alex Kleytman survived the horrors of the holocaust, but he was not safe on Bondi Beach. I'm devastated my home country couldn't protect him. people.com/wife-remembe...
Wife Remembers Hero Husband Who Died Saving Her Life During Hanukkah Shooting: 'He Raised Himself Up to Protect Me'
A wife remembered her hero husband, who died protecting her from gunmen during a mass shooting that took place amid a Hanukkah celebration at Australia’s Bondi Beach on Sunday, Dec. 14. At least 12 pe...
people.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Absolutely heartbreaking. Say his name - Alex Kleytman - rather than those of the murderous arseholes who killed him in cold blood. Alex Kleytman survived the horrors of the holocaust, but he was not safe on Bondi Beach. I'm devastated my home country couldn't protect him. people.com/wife-remembe...
Amen.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Amen.
Boyfriend is a twat who has clearly never worked in hospitality. Honestly, love, just admit you pissed yourself. It's OK. It happens.
Wet myself walking home from after work drinks. Told my boyfriend the waitress dropped my cocktail in my lap whilst putting it on the table. He phoned the bar to complain. Sorry, "Lauren".
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Boyfriend is a twat who has clearly never worked in hospitality. Honestly, love, just admit you pissed yourself. It's OK. It happens.
We're failing as a species...
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
We're failing as a species...
Yeah, I think I'll give the US a miss for a bit. My passport full of Middle East and African stamps was scrutinised enough back in 2009 - and it was only because I explained that I was going to Detroit for the motor show to write about the car industry that I finally got a warm welcome.
Jeez. All tourists - including those from Britain - will have to undergo a social media screening before being allowed entry into the US under new plans being considered by the country's border force
news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
The potential social media mandate being proposed by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) would apply to anyone visiting, whether they require a visa or not.
news.sky.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Yeah, I think I'll give the US a miss for a bit. My passport full of Middle East and African stamps was scrutinised enough back in 2009 - and it was only because I explained that I was going to Detroit for the motor show to write about the car industry that I finally got a warm welcome.
@sturdyalex.bsky.social @pimlicat.bsky.social and @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social might be interested to know that now a readable font is woke: www.reuters.com/world/us/rub... #wokeydokey
Rubio stages font coup: Times New Roman ousts Calibri
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Tuesday ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor Antony Blinken's decision to adopt Calibri ...
www.reuters.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
@sturdyalex.bsky.social @pimlicat.bsky.social and @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social might be interested to know that now a readable font is woke: www.reuters.com/world/us/rub... #wokeydokey
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Within 20 minutes of arriving in Moscow, I saw a man being robbed with a gun to the back of his head. Sure, you fucking halfwit, it is completely safe.
Today I asked the former council Tory candidate, who has gone to live in Russia on an “anti-woke” visa and whose business wants others to do the same, what so attracted him to live under the kleptocratic, murderous Russian regime. This was our exchange.
youtu.be/TgqI7U33o5A?...
youtu.be/TgqI7U33o5A?...
What is Putin’s ‘anti-woke’ visa? | LBC
YouTube video by LBC
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Within 20 minutes of arriving in Moscow, I saw a man being robbed with a gun to the back of his head. Sure, you fucking halfwit, it is completely safe.
I'm posting this so I don't forget to share something with @sturdyalex.bsky.social and @pimlicat.bsky.social once it's published... It's something really interesting and hopeful about UK-Germany relations that I edited for a liberal European think tank. I'm posting this to hold myself accountable!
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm posting this so I don't forget to share something with @sturdyalex.bsky.social and @pimlicat.bsky.social once it's published... It's something really interesting and hopeful about UK-Germany relations that I edited for a liberal European think tank. I'm posting this to hold myself accountable!
Ppl who always post about how they hate Harry&Meghan/share H&M articles always whine that they can't escape attention-seeking H&M. But they give H&M attention so their feed fills with H&M. The algorithm doesn't care what they think of Harry&Meghan. It just calculates they want MORE HARRY & MEGHAN!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch next to a woman in a green dress .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch next to a woman in a green dress .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ppl who always post about how they hate Harry&Meghan/share H&M articles always whine that they can't escape attention-seeking H&M. But they give H&M attention so their feed fills with H&M. The algorithm doesn't care what they think of Harry&Meghan. It just calculates they want MORE HARRY & MEGHAN!
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Thanks for the tip, Daily Express. I was so sick of my tiara falling off on the bus.
The Daily Express is a UK National Newspaper, in 2025.
Here's that genius Tiara hack youve been waiting for.
Here's that genius Tiara hack youve been waiting for.
Princess Kate’s genius method to keep glittering new tiara in place
Princess Catherine sported a new tiara on Wednesday.
www.express.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Thanks for the tip, Daily Express. I was so sick of my tiara falling off on the bus.
This made me laugh way more than it should have. Like idiots in the UK who think tea is grown in Yorkshire.
"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This made me laugh way more than it should have. Like idiots in the UK who think tea is grown in Yorkshire.
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Meet the councils who are building homes again - the numbers are up more than 10% in one year, despite all the bad news recently about how difficult it is.
www.insidehousing.co.uk/insight/bigg...
www.insidehousing.co.uk/insight/bigg...
Biggest Council House Builders 2025
Which councils built the most homes in 2024-25? And how many did they complete? Jess McCabe reports.
www.insidehousing.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Meet the councils who are building homes again - the numbers are up more than 10% in one year, despite all the bad news recently about how difficult it is.
www.insidehousing.co.uk/insight/bigg...
www.insidehousing.co.uk/insight/bigg...
Does anyone in here like to chat online while watching #aplaceinthesun? That's pretty much the only reason I still have an account in the awful other place.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Does anyone in here like to chat online while watching #aplaceinthesun? That's pretty much the only reason I still have an account in the awful other place.
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The overt misogyny being shown by the RW press against the Chancellor is chilling. They just hate women and are happy to let everyone know it.
Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The overt misogyny being shown by the RW press against the Chancellor is chilling. They just hate women and are happy to let everyone know it.
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This is how Chris Mason, like a child filled with wonder, described "the choreography and theatre that surrounds a Budget" in Feb 2024, when a male Tory Chancellor was in post.
"Plans, or even just options, can be floated... Reaction to them can be tested. Opponents can be teased or wrongfooted." 👀
"Plans, or even just options, can be floated... Reaction to them can be tested. Opponents can be teased or wrongfooted." 👀
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is how Chris Mason, like a child filled with wonder, described "the choreography and theatre that surrounds a Budget" in Feb 2024, when a male Tory Chancellor was in post.
"Plans, or even just options, can be floated... Reaction to them can be tested. Opponents can be teased or wrongfooted." 👀
"Plans, or even just options, can be floated... Reaction to them can be tested. Opponents can be teased or wrongfooted." 👀
Yes! This! I just posted this sentiment. Hasn't that braying, stubbled jack-o'-lantern been in Reform for ages? I've had a general anaesthetic today, so I may be confused...
this, but for Jonathan Gullis defecting to Reform
You know when a famous person dies and you're surprised because you'd assumed they must already be dead? That, but for Nadine Dorries defecting to Reform.
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yes! This! I just posted this sentiment. Hasn't that braying, stubbled jack-o'-lantern been in Reform for ages? I've had a general anaesthetic today, so I may be confused...
Not going to lie (and I do pay pretty close attention to politics), I genuinely thought Gullis joined Reform ages ago. Did I dream that???!
As Jonathan Gullis joins Reform UK, it's only fair to remind people of this.
All forgotten, is it, Dickie? ~AA
All forgotten, is it, Dickie? ~AA
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not going to lie (and I do pay pretty close attention to politics), I genuinely thought Gullis joined Reform ages ago. Did I dream that???!
Oops, I said tweet...
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oops, I said tweet...