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DSL fish
@guarder.bsky.social
first openly gay former gifted child
get in the shinji, eva
- me, to a t4t couple
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
what
Because you’re not sharing a continent with Spanish speakers, so the incentives and rewards are different?

The English hang-ups over French are all the more baffling when English is just a creole from German speakers trying to speak French.
Spanish is clearly now the world’s coolest language. So why do we push British children to learn French? | Gary Nunn
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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thats my emotional support copy of Windows XP Professional SP3
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
stupidity is liability
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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The libs will never be more triggered, has the light in your eyes returned yet friend?
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
- This isn't who we are.
- This is exactly who we have always been.
- Well, then, nevermind. Go on.
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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every workplace got the
The sulphuric employee
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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Whoever the brains are at X (it's not Musk), they understand that as a right-wing hate machine it *has* to retain a material user base of lefties, even as they kill civil society, media outlets etc

So turning activists, politicians and journalists into addicts with no moral baseline is part of that
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 AM
peace often means injustice and evil winning
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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watching valve slowly turn gamers into linux users without them even realizing
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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twitter is down so you know what that means: biannual underwear pics from hot guys who never jumped ship
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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getting rejected for government service when I become visibly distressed by "eugenics think RLHF reverse gangbang" and "orgy sankey diagram" during the calibration tests for level of online
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
mercator projection, but for dick pics
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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if i am killed by agents of the state please do not allow amanda gorman to write a poem about it
January 9, 2026 at 8:46 AM
quotetweets have some of the hottest slightly mentally ill gay men in the world
does anyone have that one tweet?
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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happy anniversary to this copypasta!
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Social media is good actually. You never had these people show their true colors so blatantly and openly.
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The only way this ends well is if the American administration is tried at the Hague and pays reparations.
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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checked out the conservative subreddit, yeah they love this shit
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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