I am still Bertrand.
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I am still Bertrand.
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I dunno...I feel like after the first...15? you have to just stand back and let it be.
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Listen folks, Pam Bondi was Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019 so she's been covering up Epstein's crimes for a loooooong-ass time
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Holy moly: Seattle’s millionaire tax, passed last year, is expected to bring in $115 million in its 1st year, way more than the $50 million anticipated.

The funds will go to the city’s new social housing developer publicola.com/2026/02/11/t...

(Is NY Gov Hochul paying attention?)
Seattle’s millionaire tax is a huge success. Here is how grassroots groups beat big money and are now raising tons of money for mixed income, rent stabilized housing. (We call it “social housing.”)

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89WjsvH/
Seattle’s millionaire tax is a wild success. #taxtherich @House Our Neighbors: Yes on 1A @Tech 4 Housing
TikTok video by Ron Davis
www.tiktok.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Pfffffffttttt Science
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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If straight men packed like straight women

youtube.com/watch?v=nKbLB97rM08&feature=youtu.be
If Straight men packed like straight women
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Roses are red
Some more than others
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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I cannot stress enough how much these kinds of notes mean to teachers.

Or anyone, really. If someone has made a positive impact on your life, reach out and let them know. It'll make their week.
Sometimes a former student emails and reminds you that you don't suck at your job.
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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"Frankly, I’m embarrassed it took me this long to figure it out. But given the current climate, I think we should’ve collectively realized it wasn’t appropriate for a baby to be the patron saint of fucking."
I, Cupid, Resign As Mascot of Valentine’s Day Because I’m a Baby and It’s Creepy
I Cupid, officially announce my retirement as the mascot of Saint Valentine’s Day. Given this is an occasion to celebrate romantic love, as a chubb...
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Roses are red,
Camels are dromedary
Please come to my show
At Monkey Barrel Comedy
This Saturday! 🧜‍♀️
A reminder - I'm at Monkey Barrel with The Mermaid on the 14th at 6pm -be my valentine (Platonic, non physical) ?

booking.monkeybarrelcomedy.com/monkey-barre...
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Timbers are selling discounted tickets to the season opener.
Top notch ownership they've got there...
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Uncle Flav has made it to Italy for the #Olympics

Letz GOOOOOOO USA Bobsled + Skeleton
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
*stares in Inflatable Frog*
Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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This is El Paso, where the airspace has been shut down without explanation for ten days btw
We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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This is what ICE looks like
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
WTF are we paying the tax for, if they're just going to hoard $9M??

www.opb.org/article/2026...
How Portland’s arts tax let $9M go unused for years
As Portlanders gear up to once again pay their arts tax by April 15, even supporters say the voter-approved charge needs an overhaul.
www.opb.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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An "underage woman" is a 30-year-old trying to run for POTUS but can't because the law says she has to be 35 to qualify.

A "child" is a person under age 18, like the children that Epstein raped and abused, and GOP is now trying to cover up to protect Trump.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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So, apparently the folks upset that they couldn’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics really like these:
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM