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I am still Bertrand.
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halfref.bsky.social
I dunno...I feel like after the first...15? you have to just stand back and let it be.
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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theliamnissan.bsky.social
Listen folks, Pam Bondi was Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019 so she's been covering up Epstein's crimes for a loooooong-ass time
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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yonahfreemark.com
Holy moly: Seattle’s millionaire tax, passed last year, is expected to bring in $115 million in its 1st year, way more than the $50 million anticipated.

The funds will go to the city’s new social housing developer publicola.com/2026/02/11/t...

(Is NY Gov Hochul paying attention?)
ronpdavis.bsky.social Ron Davis @ronpdavis.bsky.social · 17h
Seattle’s millionaire tax is a huge success. Here is how grassroots groups beat big money and are now raising tons of money for mixed income, rent stabilized housing. (We call it “social housing.”)

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89WjsvH/
Seattle’s millionaire tax is a wild success. #taxtherich @House Our Neighbors: Yes on 1A @Tech 4 Housing
TikTok video by Ron Davis
www.tiktok.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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bettyhumpter25.bsky.social
Pfffffffttttt Science
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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eleanormorton.bsky.social
If straight men packed like straight women

youtube.com/watch?v=nKbLB97rM08&feature=youtu.be
If Straight men packed like straight women
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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bigdirtyfry.bsky.social
Roses are red
Some more than others
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I cannot stress enough how much these kinds of notes mean to teachers.

Or anyone, really. If someone has made a positive impact on your life, reach out and let them know. It'll make their week.
sstein.bsky.social Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 17h
Sometimes a former student emails and reminds you that you don't suck at your job.
Hi Professor Stein, I hope you are doing well. I was a student from your Writing Fiction course in Fall '23 during my senior year. I was studying Game Design at the time, but your class left an imprint on me and pushed me to continue developing my prose fiction. I began a short story in that class titled REDACTED, and I've continued revising it over the past year with the goal of submitting to literary journals. Your feedback shaped many of my revisions, particularly around clarifying REDACTED's motivations and strengthening the emotional arc. If you would be open to it, I'd greatly value your thoughts on the current draft before submitting. It's approximately 6,000 words. I completely understand if your schedule doesn't allow for it, and I appreciate your time and consideration either way. Thank you again for the influence your class had on my writing.
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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mcsweeneys.net
"Frankly, I’m embarrassed it took me this long to figure it out. But given the current climate, I think we should’ve collectively realized it wasn’t appropriate for a baby to be the patron saint of fucking."
I, Cupid, Resign As Mascot of Valentine’s Day Because I’m a Baby and It’s Creepy
I Cupid, officially announce my retirement as the mascot of Saint Valentine’s Day. Given this is an occasion to celebrate romantic love, as a chubb...
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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eleanormorton.bsky.social
Roses are red,
Camels are dromedary
Please come to my show
At Monkey Barrel Comedy
eleanormorton.bsky.social Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 3d
This Saturday! 🧜‍♀️
eleanormorton.bsky.social Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 9d
A reminder - I'm at Monkey Barrel with The Mermaid on the 14th at 6pm -be my valentine (Platonic, non physical) ?

booking.monkeybarrelcomedy.com/monkey-barre...
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
halfref.bsky.social
Timbers are selling discounted tickets to the season opener.
Top notch ownership they've got there...
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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flavorflav.bsky.social
Uncle Flav has made it to Italy for the #Olympics

Letz GOOOOOOO USA Bobsled + Skeleton
Flavor flav in front of the Olympic cauldron in cortina Italy
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
halfref.bsky.social
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
Why curling rocks come from just two spots on Earth
The rocks used in the Olympic sport of curling come from one island in Scotland and one quarry in Wales. What makes them so special?
www.scientificamerican.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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karlbode.com
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
halfref.bsky.social
*stares in Inflatable Frog*
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 2d
Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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katz.theracket.news
This is El Paso, where the airspace has been shut down without explanation for ten days btw
anamariafortexas.com Rep. Ana-María Rodríguez Ramos @anamariafortexas.com · 3d
We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
This is what ICE looks like
wsj.com The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 2d
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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weratedogs.com
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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lisaguerrero.bsky.social
That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
halfref.bsky.social
WTF are we paying the tax for, if they're just going to hoard $9M??

www.opb.org/article/2026...
How Portland’s arts tax let $9M go unused for years
As Portlanders gear up to once again pay their arts tax by April 15, even supporters say the voter-approved charge needs an overhaul.
www.opb.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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qasimrashid.com
An "underage woman" is a 30-year-old trying to run for POTUS but can't because the law says she has to be 35 to qualify.

A "child" is a person under age 18, like the children that Epstein raped and abused, and GOP is now trying to cover up to protect Trump.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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jmood88.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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amishsupermodel.bsky.social
So, apparently the folks upset that they couldn’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics really like these:
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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chrismurphyct.bsky.social
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM