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Love Is Blind and Hell Is Real
look alive folks
first six episodes of Love is Blind: Ohio drop tomorrow
first six episodes of Love is Blind: Ohio drop tomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Love Is Blind and Hell Is Real
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When my nephew was five he asked me “who’s gonna die first, you or my dad”
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
When my nephew was five he asked me “who’s gonna die first, you or my dad”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It’s important not to kill yourself.”
“It’s important not to kill yourself.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Sadly, not aliens."
"Sadly, not aliens."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"It's not designed to work that way"
"It's not designed to work that way"
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It’s important not to kill yourself.”
“It’s important not to kill yourself.”
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Go pet your wife dude
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Go pet your wife dude
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Purim is all fun and games until someone gets too drunk and SLAUGHTERS their friend and then resurrects him by praying to God for mercy
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Purim is all fun and games until someone gets too drunk and SLAUGHTERS their friend and then resurrects him by praying to God for mercy
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
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I am once again asking you to send me money to arrange pixels for you
I've done pixel art and on and off for years, and I think I'm at a point in my abilities now where I can begin taking commissions. If you're interested in getting a custom piece of pixel art by me, DM me for details!
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
(animation will be limited, Aseprite is not great at it)
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I am once again asking you to send me money to arrange pixels for you
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still working hard on y'all's commissions <3 thank you all so much for your patronage.
This is a piece I finished recently and I'm really pleased with how it came out.
DM me if you're interested in commissioning art from me!
This is a piece I finished recently and I'm really pleased with how it came out.
DM me if you're interested in commissioning art from me!
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
still working hard on y'all's commissions <3 thank you all so much for your patronage.
This is a piece I finished recently and I'm really pleased with how it came out.
DM me if you're interested in commissioning art from me!
This is a piece I finished recently and I'm really pleased with how it came out.
DM me if you're interested in commissioning art from me!
had a buddy whose instagram was _under_score__ (that’s two underscores at the end)
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
had a buddy whose instagram was _under_score__ (that’s two underscores at the end)
maybe it’s just me but i always thought rotting and resting were different.
i’m happy to spend all day in bed resting. rotting (to/for me) is when it’s my mental making the choice for me. for me it’s about intent
i’m happy to spend all day in bed resting. rotting (to/for me) is when it’s my mental making the choice for me. for me it’s about intent
I really really really really dislike the new thing of calling staying in bed or being non-productive “rotting”.
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
maybe it’s just me but i always thought rotting and resting were different.
i’m happy to spend all day in bed resting. rotting (to/for me) is when it’s my mental making the choice for me. for me it’s about intent
i’m happy to spend all day in bed resting. rotting (to/for me) is when it’s my mental making the choice for me. for me it’s about intent
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Steam store tags for games featuring "perma death" lmao
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Steam store tags for games featuring "perma death" lmao
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
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Everyone at work is mad at me because I conjured The Devil
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Everyone at work is mad at me because I conjured The Devil
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We spend a lot of time talking about domestic terrorism and groups are consistently ignored by the mainstream and I’d like to present you with the most under-the-radar domestic terrorists that exist and call for them to finally be brought to justice:
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We spend a lot of time talking about domestic terrorism and groups are consistently ignored by the mainstream and I’d like to present you with the most under-the-radar domestic terrorists that exist and call for them to finally be brought to justice:
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The kind of person who's not like, undeniably an egg or anything, but if they did come out as trans, well, it wouldn't exactly surprise you, y'know?
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The kind of person who's not like, undeniably an egg or anything, but if they did come out as trans, well, it wouldn't exactly surprise you, y'know?
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Im so sleepy i could sleep
*goes back to sleep*
*goes back to sleep*
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Im so sleepy i could sleep
*goes back to sleep*
*goes back to sleep*
have you even said thanksgiving once?
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
have you even said thanksgiving once?
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It’s always this and never “babies should be allowed to get tattoos as long as they pick something really cool and it’s not on their face or neck.”
they have this argument every day over on threads. threads: the “should babies be allowed on planes?” website
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It’s always this and never “babies should be allowed to get tattoos as long as they pick something really cool and it’s not on their face or neck.”
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Completing the musical prank, nearly all compositions that evening were funeral dirges
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Completing the musical prank, nearly all compositions that evening were funeral dirges
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This reminds me of the Valentine's Day when a local theater advertised "An Evening of Romantic Music" but failed to emphasize it was music from the Romantic Period.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This reminds me of the Valentine's Day when a local theater advertised "An Evening of Romantic Music" but failed to emphasize it was music from the Romantic Period.
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
