Happy Monkey
@happimonkey.bsky.social
A real live human being hiding behind a photo of a monkey
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The Odesa region and southern Ukraine were hit especially hard. This is an unprecedented number of air targets in a single week.
The terrorist state must pay for its bloody crimes. Help protect the sky over Ukraine:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
The terrorist state must pay for its bloody crimes. Help protect the sky over Ukraine:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The Odesa region and southern Ukraine were hit especially hard. This is an unprecedented number of air targets in a single week.
The terrorist state must pay for its bloody crimes. Help protect the sky over Ukraine:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
The terrorist state must pay for its bloody crimes. Help protect the sky over Ukraine:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
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He is the most evil politician on the national stage in my lifetime.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He is the most evil politician on the national stage in my lifetime.
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Same
I have Droops. I can barely move and I have no strength.
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Same
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“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
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“The president inhabits a position of moral leadership. When the president and his officials sell their policies, they’re selling a version of what it means to be an American”
I wrote about the Trump administration, the boat strikes, and St. Augustine.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/o...
I wrote about the Trump administration, the boat strikes, and St. Augustine.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/o...
Opinion | Trump’s Boat Strikes Corrode America’s Soul
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“The president inhabits a position of moral leadership. When the president and his officials sell their policies, they’re selling a version of what it means to be an American”
I wrote about the Trump administration, the boat strikes, and St. Augustine.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/o...
I wrote about the Trump administration, the boat strikes, and St. Augustine.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/o...
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A Mexican woman was grabbed by ICE right after a c section.
She was suffering eclampsia and other complications, and her baby was alone in the NICU
They wouldn’t even give her a breast pump
She has a pending visa for victims of violent crimes… and then ICE committed a violent crime against her.
She was suffering eclampsia and other complications, and her baby was alone in the NICU
They wouldn’t even give her a breast pump
She has a pending visa for victims of violent crimes… and then ICE committed a violent crime against her.
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A Mexican woman was grabbed by ICE right after a c section.
She was suffering eclampsia and other complications, and her baby was alone in the NICU
They wouldn’t even give her a breast pump
She has a pending visa for victims of violent crimes… and then ICE committed a violent crime against her.
She was suffering eclampsia and other complications, and her baby was alone in the NICU
They wouldn’t even give her a breast pump
She has a pending visa for victims of violent crimes… and then ICE committed a violent crime against her.
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Marc surrounded himself with only people who kissed his ass and praised him for taking crazy risks, and now he views literally any suggestion that people merely think through the consequences of their actions, even from *the Pope*, as an affront to his entire concept of self.
It's pretty funny how the Silicon Valley tech bros have all suddenly decided that the actual Pope is the villain in their little narrative. sfstandard.com/2025/11/10/m...
Marc Andreessen v. the pope: VC starts meme-war with Leo XIV
The venture capitalist quickly deleted his social media posts mocking the pontiff’s call to build moral AI.
sfstandard.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Marc surrounded himself with only people who kissed his ass and praised him for taking crazy risks, and now he views literally any suggestion that people merely think through the consequences of their actions, even from *the Pope*, as an affront to his entire concept of self.
It’s not clear what people think they are accomplishing by boycotting tech designed to replace them. trying to understand it and potentially integrate it into their flow will make them less replaceable! This has been true since the first Industrial Revolution!
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s not clear what people think they are accomplishing by boycotting tech designed to replace them. trying to understand it and potentially integrate it into their flow will make them less replaceable! This has been true since the first Industrial Revolution!
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A reminder that conspiracy theories are bad faith, evidence-free conjecture. In this case it's about the DC National Guard shooter, but they exist for virtually everything that happens.
In any given situation, you should always dismiss conspiracy theories and conspiracy theorists as hucksters.
In any given situation, you should always dismiss conspiracy theories and conspiracy theorists as hucksters.
What's more logical?
That the CIA directed one of its assets to perform the perfect false flag?
Or
That a jihadist played the long game by working with the CIA in Afghanistan to gain legal access to the country and then travel 3,000 miles to enact his plan of attacking National Guard soldiers?
That the CIA directed one of its assets to perform the perfect false flag?
Or
That a jihadist played the long game by working with the CIA in Afghanistan to gain legal access to the country and then travel 3,000 miles to enact his plan of attacking National Guard soldiers?
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A reminder that conspiracy theories are bad faith, evidence-free conjecture. In this case it's about the DC National Guard shooter, but they exist for virtually everything that happens.
In any given situation, you should always dismiss conspiracy theories and conspiracy theorists as hucksters.
In any given situation, you should always dismiss conspiracy theories and conspiracy theorists as hucksters.
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Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven?
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven?
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
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Orange Man bad, folks.
I do think you can understand the present state of world affairs better if you believe that the worst person alive has, since 2017, been the most powerful person alive the majority of the time.
there is not a single Republican legislator who is a worse person than Trump is and whatever remains of each of their consciences has been sublimated to his whims for a decade now
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Orange Man bad, folks.
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can’t say what’s going through my head right now
But something about US history, Black women, Native women, and Nazis
But something about US history, Black women, Native women, and Nazis
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
Dozens Of Women Allege Unwanted Surgeries And Medical Abuse In ICE Custody
More women are coming forward to say they were pressured to have reproductive surgeries they did not want or understand, offering a glimpse into alleged medical abuses at an ICE detention center.
www.npr.org
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
can’t say what’s going through my head right now
But something about US history, Black women, Native women, and Nazis
But something about US history, Black women, Native women, and Nazis
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"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
Chatting up the girls at the club like
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Chatting up the girls at the club like
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
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man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
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“They come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give ‘em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”
a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“They come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give ‘em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
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From “focus on Taiwan over Ukraine” →
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”
That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”
That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
From “focus on Taiwan over Ukraine” →
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”
That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”
That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
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Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...
We Have AI Now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...