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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado
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Iffy dating advice from an adorable avocado
Watching a video *ahem* and the guy is nude save a New Era baseball cap.

Guys, don’t do that.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Evergreen skeet
they’re all jacking each other off
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So the waterline has formed a leak. Called into a plumber, but who knows when it’ll get done.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I never used this on my Roku TV, but I did take advantage on my Samsung TV when I lost the remote. One more reason to use apps that still allow the control in my bedroom.
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
where I'm posting from
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
New liquor store employee just dropped.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Speaking of Christmas songs you don’t know:
Donde Esta Santa Claus?
YouTube video by Augie Rios - Topic
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Having microwaved salmon nuggets with Tom Ho’s Yum Yum Sauce and only the last word of that name is holding up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I am ready to cyber that Monday
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I love that you always sound worse when you’re getting over a cold than you do when you actually have it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy cyber Monday! A/S/L?
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Skipped the Mucinex last night and my NyQuil ran out at 5 AM. As of 8 AM I can confirm that was a mistake.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Our water line has a leak, it’s pretty clearly on the city’s side of things.
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Some bad news. The great film and culture writer Nathan Rabin was in a serious car accident. He is expected to recover, but he has a rough path ahead. Now is a great time to buy his new book (I just did, looks cool!) - a thorough investigation of movies about movies.

bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Fractured Mirror: Nathan Rabin's Happy Place's Definitive Guide to American Movies About Filmmaking
Nathan Rabin's Happy Place's Definitive Guide to American Movies About Filmmaking
bookshop.org
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I already do!
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Nota bene: I don’t care who you are, unsolicited requests for cash will get you blocked, even if I support your cause.

I imagine it’s a bot or scammer, but why spend the time finding out?
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hamnet sounds like something a spider pig would splooge.
Review: Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal are magnificent in “Hamnet,” the meditative drama about Shakespeare — and the family he neglected for the spotlight.

The film from Oscar-winning director Chloé Zhao is far more primal than a speculative portrait of the artist. https://wapo.st/48H71zh
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Love to see Christian and former alcoholic being used interchangeably by bots
The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Found my new reaction meme
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is terrible, but at some point you gotta wonder how people haven’t caught on to they’ll get you for ANYthing.
A 19-year-old college student was about to board a flight to surprise her family for Thanksgiving when she was detained at Boston Logan International Airport and deported to Honduras two days later, her father and lawyer said on Sunday.
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving
Any Lucia López Belloza, 19, was detained by immigration agents at the Boston airport before a flight to surprise her family in Texas for Thanksgiving. She is now in Honduras.
nyti.ms
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
More like cranberry turd cart, amirite?
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Also in my Thanksgiving round up. Saw this happening outside my GF’s house.
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thanksgiving round up: the guy who hosted Thanksgiving Friendsgiving has a walrus dick knife.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM