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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1h

GF is out of town.

On the plus side I really made progress on my phone games. Which is slightly weird as you’d think being drunk would impair those skills.

Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 10h

I hate feeling alone after a decent night out.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Also, can sloths eat cinnamon rolls? If so, I am starting a nonprofit to feed sloths cinnamon rolls.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

…and Mastodon *POOFED* from existence…

they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 1d

Your account has been removed because it was found to violate our policy against losers and squares. If you believe this decision to be in error, please refer to our policy against whiners and failures.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

AvoGF is out of town for a work conference. Meaning I have no date to the “homecoming” party at the watering hole.

Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

It’s ok. Relative to EP Walmarts, it’s not great. The main attraction is that it’s there at all.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

But if you split it up between 30 to 40 orders, it starts to look more economical.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

They go up to Odessa. My GF started subscribing to the service, mostly for the HEB variety. I’m thinking of doing it so I can pick up perishables.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

Yup. People are full on revolting against it.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

While I officially support this, be careful what you wish for.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

Inb4 “Bimpong was no saint!” a la the circlekirks.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment

Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

www.kare11.com

Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

While I’m not really a big fan of boycotts, I think I can avoid buying hot wheels to support this one.

Chron.com @chron.com · 1d

🪧 Texans are taking aim at their own brands.

After Gov. Greg Abbott sent hundreds of Texas National Guard troops to Illinois and Oregon, a new “Governor Abbott Boycott” has taken off online: bit.ly/46X7Odj

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

Our longtime local grocery store was bought out about two years ago now and it has gotten worse in every possible way. It’s really sad. Locals have started a caravan to the nearest big city to pick up Sam’s H-E-B and Costco. And it’s still cheaper than shopping locally.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

If I wanted metal in my tortillas, I would just shop at my local grocery store.

Chron.com @chron.com · 1d

"This shirt and a 10-pack of butter tortillas would heal me," one fan said.

H-E-B shoppers beg for metal-themed store merch

"This shirt and a 10-pack of butter tortillas would heal me," one fan said.

bit.ly

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s get one thing straight, RFK Junior is trash - always has been, always will be. But just as a stopped clock is right twice a day, this is one issue on which he is doing good - fewer artificial flavors is generally a good thing.

jon rosenburger @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

fortune.com

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s make ICE agents shoot … this fucking thing.

Robert Fessler @professler.bsky.social · 1d

Wait! it exists! While I hate using Amazon, it's on sale right now!

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

Ordinary headline writers or “violent pedophiles”? At the New York Times, it depends on the narrator. 🙄

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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 1d

Mystery solved! The answer is: comparative calm. By which I mean regular calm.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah. I first saw her on a hotel TV the night after a so-so threesome and I fell in love.

Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · Oct 5

I haven’t done anything for Hispanic Heritage Month yet, so let’s talk about Lupe Velez, glamorous star from Mexico and the woman who broke DW Griffith.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

As a midwestern farm kid, John Cougar Mellencamp’s SCARECROW spoke to me more than anything Springsteen ever did.

Make of this kid’s childhood what you will.

The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 1d

It really must be a cultural thing, bc I am extremely not from the tri-state area and I've tried giving Springsteen a shot and it not only doesn't speak to me, I hear people talk about how it *does* speak to them and its like they're speaking a different language, or see colors different than me.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

…so far.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

A suit would be best, but there’s always … this:

Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, I don’t think a human being has ever asked, “Where can we buy ethically sourced frog suits?” before.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 1d

My work shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.

A handsome silver fox wearing a shirt stating “ I am normal and can be trusted with alcohol”.

He also has a nice dick and is a giving lover. Alas, ladies, he has a girlfriend.

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Just a Lil Harmless Avocado @harmlessavocado.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sure Montana has no racists and will totally welcome Muslim military members with open arms.

And my good friend Godot should be stopping by any time now.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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