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🌱 Mossy

@hellcatprincess.bsky.social

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My little love poems: http://bit.ly/Mossy-love Bluesky married to: @nghtmrkttn.bsky.social Real life lycanthropic boyfriend: @ffrr.bsky.social Both of them are fierce as fuck

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 2d

And just to be clear, motherfucker wasn’t looking neurodivergent. That would’ve made me feel more safe. He just look creepy as fuck in a frankly hilarious way but i would not be caught dead in a closed door room with him

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 2d

It’s weird when a therapist’s bio photo is giving super off and uncomfortable to look at. Respectfully, if you can’t make a facial expression that doesn’t make people’s skin crawl, you should probably be on Bluesky, not Psychology Today. We love that shit here.

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 3d

I lost a spelling bee in front of my whole school on the word “chiffon” because i couldn’t give a fuck and hadn’t studied. And I’m so glad i lost because the kid who won wanted it so bad you could taste it in the room. Sometimes i still wonder if she got what she wanted out of life

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 3d

Oh Jon thank you

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my GOD I WONDER IF THEY GET RUNWAY PRIORITY i will never be able to not think about this when i fly again!

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 3d

Well that makes more sense, what shocked me is that they go on Alaskan airlines passenger flights enough to have an under seat policy. It’s so macabre and so funny and also so not funny i can’t stop almost-laughing

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 3d

Truth Hurts by Lizzo just came up on an old playlist of mine and GODDAMN WHAT A BANGER holy shit

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Hahahah yes! He is generous and kind and also we are silly together too. Such abundance!

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 5d

The first was a euphemism and the second was literal and it was very silly of me to make a pun like that when I got dressed, but tbh they both felt sacred

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 5d

WHAT

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Oh my gosh i had forgotten about this and it is still shocking

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · Sep 22

Just checking on the baggage policies for my flight and WHAT HUMAN ORGAN IS TOO BIG TO FIT UNDER THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU

Alaska Airlines:

When traveling with us, you're allowed one carry-on bag plus one personal item, such as a purse, briefcase or laptop computer. At least one of the items should be stowed under the seat in front of you, and you'll also need to be able to lift your own bag into the overhead bin.

Exceptions
The following items may count as your one carry-on bag, and may exceed the standard carry-on dimensions as long as they can be safely stowed in the cabin of the aircraft.

Human organs
Art/advertising portfolios
Paintings
Delicate scientific equipment
Fishing poles
Small musical instruments

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Got in a fight with perfect boyfriend and we both rage cleaned after and so much got done because we weren’t having sex for several hours straight like usual

Follow me for more relationship advice

Or housecleaning advice

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Perfect Boyfriend jumped me right before a date this week and gave me beautiful pearl necklace so then i got dressed and wore a real pearl necklace and yes this really happened

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 15d

Someone told me this and i started sobbing.

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 15d

You are enough. You have the same rights as all other humans.

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 15d

DMing you now

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 15d

I don’t really know how it works very well, because i was only in a party with my family when my kids were in it with me, but we can muddle through together?

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 15d

Oh my gosh!!!! Wanna party up??? I would LOVE to do that with you!

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 16d

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🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 15d

Bumping this because I need a #habitica party to join and I feel like at least one of my geeky Bluesky buddies is using it??

🌱 Mossy @hellcatprincess.bsky.social · 18d

Any of my lovely friends here doing Habitica? I need a party to join! I’m not perfect and sometimes i do take damage but I’m getting better and i need some monsters to kill! I am a rogue and get all kinds of cool stuff, but I’m not using it because i don’t have any friends so like why…

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16d

OMG

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Mike "looking for research fellowship" Caulfield @mikecaulfield.bsky.social · 16d

Telling moment: I was walking back from the rally, but a couple miles from it, carrying nothing but my gigantic American flag. An eight year old on his bike sees me with it and yells "No Kings!!" with absolute conviction.

My friends, they have lost the flag.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16d

absolutely gobsmacked to learn there were Mexican-Americans present at a rally in *checks notes* The Angels, California

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 16d

This guy really gets to the heart of what happened today.

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Cameron @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 16d

every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"

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