🌱 Mossy
@hellcatprincess.bsky.social
My little love poems: http://bit.ly/Mossy-love
Bluesky married to: @rhymeswithpistol.bsky.social
Real life lycanthropic boyfriend: @ffrr.bsky.social
Both of them are fierce as fuck
Bluesky married to: @rhymeswithpistol.bsky.social
Real life lycanthropic boyfriend: @ffrr.bsky.social
Both of them are fierce as fuck
Some of you felt loved by your parents and it shows
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February 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Some of you felt loved by your parents and it shows
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I imagine you could get quite huffy about it. “How dare you suggest I take the time to find out anything about any filthy-rich person who invites me to his house and might give me money; what do you think I am, some sort of researcher? Good day to you sir!”
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I imagine you could get quite huffy about it. “How dare you suggest I take the time to find out anything about any filthy-rich person who invites me to his house and might give me money; what do you think I am, some sort of researcher? Good day to you sir!”
In the course of your life you will come across people who are not loyal.
Get them the fuck out of your life immediately. I cannot stress this enough
Get them the fuck out of your life immediately. I cannot stress this enough
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
In the course of your life you will come across people who are not loyal.
Get them the fuck out of your life immediately. I cannot stress this enough
Get them the fuck out of your life immediately. I cannot stress this enough
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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
Krystle is finally teaching! I just registered I CAN’T WAIT!!! Also it’s ridiculously affordable 🤩
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Krystle is finally teaching! I just registered I CAN’T WAIT!!! Also it’s ridiculously affordable 🤩
Holy shit
For reasons, decided to check in on my Small Business Administration Woman Owned Small Business certification --- and guess what? DOGE wants women to get their spouses to sign off on their certification, despite them not having anything to do with the business!
So that's retrograde.
So that's retrograde.
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Holy shit
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![3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia3p425asp237hjolbn5lly6g6hzm2eoygqjpkd5dii6zrwqnp7qi@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Every single person writing a book right now:
This one, this is the one
This one, this is the one
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Every single person writing a book right now:
This one, this is the one
This one, this is the one
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Nighttime anxiety has the confidence of a man explaining crypto
January 28, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Nighttime anxiety has the confidence of a man explaining crypto
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They didn’t have money but they could teach people how to can and crochet, they would watch someone’s kids in the morning so they could get to work. They remembered who made the roads in their town. Foxes used to bring their pups to play at my grandpas feet when he sat out in the yard.
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
They didn’t have money but they could teach people how to can and crochet, they would watch someone’s kids in the morning so they could get to work. They remembered who made the roads in their town. Foxes used to bring their pups to play at my grandpas feet when he sat out in the yard.
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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen. The fact that it starts with ‘The other’ is frying me. What was the first thing?!?!? What did he lead with where the followup was that his hobby is Eyeballing skulls?
Why is the exclamation point after ‘don’t’ the funniest possible placement???
Why is the exclamation point after ‘don’t’ the funniest possible placement???
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen. The fact that it starts with ‘The other’ is frying me. What was the first thing?!?!? What did he lead with where the followup was that his hobby is Eyeballing skulls?
Why is the exclamation point after ‘don’t’ the funniest possible placement???
Why is the exclamation point after ‘don’t’ the funniest possible placement???
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I know you know this, but for folks who aren’t here:
ICE uses racial profiling and AI tools that “estimate” your chance of citizenship to decide who to detain. They often refuse to accept documentation of someone’s right to be in the U.S.—and may destroy it instead.
ICE uses racial profiling and AI tools that “estimate” your chance of citizenship to decide who to detain. They often refuse to accept documentation of someone’s right to be in the U.S.—and may destroy it instead.
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I know you know this, but for folks who aren’t here:
ICE uses racial profiling and AI tools that “estimate” your chance of citizenship to decide who to detain. They often refuse to accept documentation of someone’s right to be in the U.S.—and may destroy it instead.
ICE uses racial profiling and AI tools that “estimate” your chance of citizenship to decide who to detain. They often refuse to accept documentation of someone’s right to be in the U.S.—and may destroy it instead.
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Every time I talk to someone outside of Minnesota, we always spend time on *really* basic things they have don’t understand about what is happening here.
So let’s do a Q&A. What are your most basic questions about what’s going on in Minnesota?
So let’s do a Q&A. What are your most basic questions about what’s going on in Minnesota?
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Every time I talk to someone outside of Minnesota, we always spend time on *really* basic things they have don’t understand about what is happening here.
So let’s do a Q&A. What are your most basic questions about what’s going on in Minnesota?
So let’s do a Q&A. What are your most basic questions about what’s going on in Minnesota?
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I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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“I should have learned different spells. Throw Lightning Bolt isn’t nearly as useful as Summon Rent Money.”
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 PM
“I should have learned different spells. Throw Lightning Bolt isn’t nearly as useful as Summon Rent Money.”
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The cognitive dissonance is wild because some of the people in ICE were also there that time they all tried to lynch congress and they are still twiddling their fucking thumbs
They really don't get that these guys are gonna kill them if they get a shot
They really don't get that these guys are gonna kill them if they get a shot
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The cognitive dissonance is wild because some of the people in ICE were also there that time they all tried to lynch congress and they are still twiddling their fucking thumbs
They really don't get that these guys are gonna kill them if they get a shot
They really don't get that these guys are gonna kill them if they get a shot
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May his retirement be very, very long and may he never sleep more than an hour of it. May he wake up sweating to find his only company is the silence of vengeful ghosts.
Also may a Minnesota tick give him a red meat allergy, because he seems like the type who would absolutely melt down.
Also may a Minnesota tick give him a red meat allergy, because he seems like the type who would absolutely melt down.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
May his retirement be very, very long and may he never sleep more than an hour of it. May he wake up sweating to find his only company is the silence of vengeful ghosts.
Also may a Minnesota tick give him a red meat allergy, because he seems like the type who would absolutely melt down.
Also may a Minnesota tick give him a red meat allergy, because he seems like the type who would absolutely melt down.
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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and we didn't have to listen to what Charlie Kirk thinks about any of this
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
and we didn't have to listen to what Charlie Kirk thinks about any of this
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I just assume all Republicans are klan now. They do believe in something and it's white supremacy.
January 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I just assume all Republicans are klan now. They do believe in something and it's white supremacy.
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Was just thinking that the “don’t tread on me” folks all have a “trodden on” fetish.
January 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Was just thinking that the “don’t tread on me” folks all have a “trodden on” fetish.