Hogan
hogan590.bsky.social
Hogan
@hogan590.bsky.social
Retired biblioprole, overeducated dogwalker. Maybe things will get a little better in the morning. Me: he/him/his. You: as you wish.
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Which canonical American authors are the public reading, and why?

To find out, we analyzed library borrowing patterns for every author in the Norton Anthology of American Literature (1945 to the Present).

Excited to share this new CHR paper & data!
anthology.ach.org/volumes/vol0...

#CHR2025
Excited to be in Luxembourg at CHR 2025 to hear about everyone’s amazing work and to share my project with @mellymeldubs.bsky.social and our team. We tracked canonical authors and texts in Seattle Public Library circulation data.
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy without a gun
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The US Constitution has the feel of a fine colonial mansion now owned by a slum landlord who now rents it out room by room to wild-eyed misanthropic fanatics each with a messiah complex.

Ok, that is a VERY strained figure of speech. But I believe it to be accurate.
December 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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My hero of 2025
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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I am honestly having some trouble following “the health care industry is a huge powerful malevolent machine ripping off America and we want you to negotiate directly with it for your insulin.”
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"So does that mean we'll need fewer managers?"

"Oh fuck no."
Hassett: "AI is making it so there's a great coach for every worker. So instead of having to get the supervisor to explain why the machine isn't working right, you can Google or AI it or ChatGPT & it tells you how to do it right away & you become more productive & it saves the supervisor time"
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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If you put powerful AI models directly into the hands of every American warrior, we are going to create so much porn. New frontiers of porn. Porn you haven't even imagined.
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."

He says the military has launched a new platform that  "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."

"But I'm not-"

"Tick tock, motherfucker."
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Guys like this think having 100 guns makes them a one-man army, when in actuality it makes them a one-guard weapons cache.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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2025 advent calendar. Day one.

You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM