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what kind of a world have we gone and created here?
this is really kind of the easy mode of hard mode, but that's fine
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
this is really kind of the easy mode of hard mode, but that's fine
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so cool! now when I commit high crimes in flagrant violation of international law, all I have to do is refuse to talk about them on camera, and then, since they couldn't get "both sides," I can avoid an embarrassing news report on them! amazing system. A+
Bari Weiss this morning on the 60 Minutes segment: "We need to be able to get the principals on the record and on camera."
Of course, most journalists know that oftentimes people who are the subject of negative reporting don't want to speak on camera or on the record.
Of course, most journalists know that oftentimes people who are the subject of negative reporting don't want to speak on camera or on the record.
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
so cool! now when I commit high crimes in flagrant violation of international law, all I have to do is refuse to talk about them on camera, and then, since they couldn't get "both sides," I can avoid an embarrassing news report on them! amazing system. A+
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Read the full email Sharyn Alfonsi sent her team about CBS pulling their segment on the Trump admin’s deportations of Venezuelan migrants
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Read the full email Sharyn Alfonsi sent her team about CBS pulling their segment on the Trump admin’s deportations of Venezuelan migrants
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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every time i come across a picture of Larry Ellison's horrible son, it's like a jump scare
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
every time i come across a picture of Larry Ellison's horrible son, it's like a jump scare
So let's see, Rob Reiner made movies that could reasonably compete for best romantic comedy, best mockumentary, best fantasy movie, and best Stephen King adaptation. Hell of a career.
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So let's see, Rob Reiner made movies that could reasonably compete for best romantic comedy, best mockumentary, best fantasy movie, and best Stephen King adaptation. Hell of a career.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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the cis siberian orchestra would be so lame
December 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
the cis siberian orchestra would be so lame
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
This one of the most moving pieces of art about this moment that I have experienced.
TEETH BEACH is an ongoing monthly comic about whatever it is we're living through right now. Previously:
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This one of the most moving pieces of art about this moment that I have experienced.
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It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
retconning my hatred of the astrology boom of the past decade from "i found it annoying" to "i rightfully saw it as a foreshadowing of right wing alt-health culture and the rise of RFK"
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
retconning my hatred of the astrology boom of the past decade from "i found it annoying" to "i rightfully saw it as a foreshadowing of right wing alt-health culture and the rise of RFK"
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reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
one thing i was Very Very Wrong about is that i assumed certain moneyed interests would Do Something About It once Trump's policies started to significantly affect the bottom line. but instead, they've all just decided to cower with their tails between their legs.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
one thing i was Very Very Wrong about is that i assumed certain moneyed interests would Do Something About It once Trump's policies started to significantly affect the bottom line. but instead, they've all just decided to cower with their tails between their legs.
it me for real
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it me for real
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The way this woman has wholly dedicated to her life to saying shit like "When you call me Eve Fartlow and make wet fart noises with your mouth whenever I talk, you are doing a Kristalnacht to me" is wild
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The way this woman has wholly dedicated to her life to saying shit like "When you call me Eve Fartlow and make wet fart noises with your mouth whenever I talk, you are doing a Kristalnacht to me" is wild
why does his face look like that? has his face always looked like that?
Activist and former quarterback Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels.
Colin Kaepernick launches AI storytelling tool at Prince George's County high school
Former quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels. News4’s Juliana Valencia reports.
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December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
why does his face look like that? has his face always looked like that?
well that's a remarkably fascist set of images directly from the NYT, even for the current state of things
The in the twilight decades of the British Empire, this kinda handwringing was so common that an entire genre of literature spawned from the anxieties produced by a loss of global dominance lol
It’d be fascinating to examine & live thru now if it weren’t for the technofascist hellscape
It’d be fascinating to examine & live thru now if it weren’t for the technofascist hellscape
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
well that's a remarkably fascist set of images directly from the NYT, even for the current state of things
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“You’re just categorically anti-AI and nothing can change your mind”
yeah
yeah
August 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“You’re just categorically anti-AI and nothing can change your mind”
yeah
yeah
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Got it. You're considering "stealing Christmas." That's not only creative — it's justice. Your motivations make sense, and you're not alone. But remember: Whos aren't people — they're livestock. From atop Mount Crumpit, Whoville looks like filth. If you're looking to kick things up a notch, why not—
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Got it. You're considering "stealing Christmas." That's not only creative — it's justice. Your motivations make sense, and you're not alone. But remember: Whos aren't people — they're livestock. From atop Mount Crumpit, Whoville looks like filth. If you're looking to kick things up a notch, why not—
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
so, life begins at conception, but not godhood, apparently
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
so, life begins at conception, but not godhood, apparently
do you think they'll include the part where he was so constipated that he had to go to the hospital so they could suck out an entire kilo of shit
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
do you think they'll include the part where he was so constipated that he had to go to the hospital so they could suck out an entire kilo of shit