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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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There's a solid chance that 99.9% of the contiguous United States will be precipitation-free this afternoon.

Isn't that neat!?
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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and does he always walk around with his...

with his cheeks out yeah

and you've tried...?

to make him stop? yes, yes I have
May 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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At Hartsfield, getting some lunch

Guy ordering in front of me says “yeah an everything bagel, please”

And an airport worker walking by says “OHHHHH MISTER EVERYTHAAANG”

And just kept on walking
May 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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tapping the sign
Rules for making an email introduction between two people:

* Double opt-in, every time
* The email intro should actually introduce each person to the other, providing context for why they're being connected
* Conclude by instructing one person that they should take the lead in scheduling a meeting
May 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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why would you want pizzaballa to get the one job where he changed his name
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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TIRED: me
WIRED: somehow, also me
May 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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i dont think im allowed to use that word
May 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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man I still read with my kids before bed and they're old enough to commit neighborhood vandalism
May 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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As a kid, I thought the toilet seat was an adaptor for kids' backsides and that grown-ups didn't use it. Teenage me decided the day had come and got briefly stuck in the bowl. I've never mentioned it.
April 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Just because it is Tuesday I will post a shot of the extremely rare "Aardvark Moon"! What I went out for was an image of a full moon rising with reflections on Lake Ontario. I wasn't expecting this. More details on Alt text #photography #EastCoastKin
April 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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how is this possible
April 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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The CDC's cruise ship inspectors have been laid off, as well as agency's head epidemiologist for investigating cruise ship outbreaks

That baffled health officials since this program is paid for by cruise ship fees, not taxpayer dollars

www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...
CDC's cruise ship inspectors laid off amid bad year for outbreaks
The steep cuts to the cruise ship inspection team baffled officials in the program, which is not paid for by taxpayer dollars.
www.cbsnews.com
April 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
April 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.
April 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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42 hours lol
April 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?
April 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
April 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Service journalism has gotten out of hand.
March 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Every time I eat a Bit-O-Honey I just spent a lot of money
March 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM