Ian Bowers
@iggdawg.com
Pro nerd, mostly networks and infosec. All opinions are my own and are probably bad. @[email protected] on the elephant app
It's been days and I can't get "I'm a bitch, my name's Robert" from Dispatch out of my head
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It's been days and I can't get "I'm a bitch, my name's Robert" from Dispatch out of my head
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Those who are too drunk to learn history are doomed to order war crimes that historically have ended in execution...
Disturbingly similar fact pattern to Heinz-Wilhelm Eck, a German U-boat commander, who was tried, convicted, and executed after the war for ordering his crew to shoot the survivors of a Greek merchantman sunk by U-852.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Those who are too drunk to learn history are doomed to order war crimes that historically have ended in execution...
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HAPPY THERIZGIVNG DAY!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
HAPPY THERIZGIVNG DAY!!!
Bird's in the oven. Send good vibes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bird's in the oven. Send good vibes.
Happy Turkey Day, skeeps!
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy Turkey Day, skeeps!
I have a southwest chili/garlic turkey that rocks every year. I make a turkey stock out of what's left and use it to make gumbo. I devastate my family every year and it never gets old.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have a southwest chili/garlic turkey that rocks every year. I make a turkey stock out of what's left and use it to make gumbo. I devastate my family every year and it never gets old.
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
The art of elevating CBS news from debatably biased to easily dismissed
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The art of elevating CBS news from debatably biased to easily dismissed
Covid-era hand washing reflexes come in real handy when the kiddo gets a stomach bug
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Covid-era hand washing reflexes come in real handy when the kiddo gets a stomach bug
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MAMDANI: i'm going to cast the One Ring into the fiery depths of Mount Doom :)
SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)
SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
MAMDANI: i'm going to cast the One Ring into the fiery depths of Mount Doom :)
SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)
SAURON, THE DARK LORD: no problem my guy. i'll keep an *eye* on you ,)
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Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
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Guys. Mandani just bulldozed the Democratic establishment. Walked into the White House, and hypnotized Donald Trump into a democratic socialist. The spell will wear off as Miller, Vought and others reacting in horror rush in to break the spell. But this is hilarious!
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Guys. Mandani just bulldozed the Democratic establishment. Walked into the White House, and hypnotized Donald Trump into a democratic socialist. The spell will wear off as Miller, Vought and others reacting in horror rush in to break the spell. But this is hilarious!
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
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I somehow never knew this.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I somehow never knew this.
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Evergreen skeet.
(Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.)
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Evergreen skeet.
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If the shark was on fire, this would be 100% on point...
Not sure who made this, but probably the most accurate representation of the current state of tech to date
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If the shark was on fire, this would be 100% on point...
Joey Salads: "This is slander!"
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Joey Salads: "This is slander!"
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PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
BILL MAHER: We are? Where?
OSWALT: Oh my god.
MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
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If we can't regulate them, we should completely overhaul the tort system so that the Salt Typhoon type breaches result in lawsuits so financially devastating, the entire upper echelon of leadership at these companies get decapitated and are left penniless.
Breaking: The FCC has voted 2-1 along party lines to eliminate cybersecurity requirements for telecom companies that the commission adopted at the end of the Biden administration.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If we can't regulate them, we should completely overhaul the tort system so that the Salt Typhoon type breaches result in lawsuits so financially devastating, the entire upper echelon of leadership at these companies get decapitated and are left penniless.
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Today is an excellent day to restore Link’s account, as other people who did the exact same thing were only given short suspensions.
He was one of the most positive voices here and he deserves to be reinstated.
He was one of the most positive voices here and he deserves to be reinstated.
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Today is an excellent day to restore Link’s account, as other people who did the exact same thing were only given short suspensions.
He was one of the most positive voices here and he deserves to be reinstated.
He was one of the most positive voices here and he deserves to be reinstated.
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Telling my grandkids I lived to see Windows Aero ported to Mac OS "Glass".
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Telling my grandkids I lived to see Windows Aero ported to Mac OS "Glass".
When someone leaves a voicemail
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When someone leaves a voicemail
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Time to break this one out again:
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Time to break this one out again: