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@imbehaving.bsky.social
41, A Sit down comedian, Leggings enthusiast. Professional Bra Size fitter, this is not that serious.Cannabis connoisseur, baseball
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Mister behaving
@imbehaving.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Bluesky crushes are called skweeties
If I drank I would drink
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If I drank I would drink
Dick ratings costing upwards to 50 dollars now a days. Back when I was younger Siskel and Ebert would rate them for free using a thumb system.
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Dick ratings costing upwards to 50 dollars now a days. Back when I was younger Siskel and Ebert would rate them for free using a thumb system.
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If a mother gives birth on the stairs...
Is it her stepchild?
Is it her stepchild?
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
If a mother gives birth on the stairs...
Is it her stepchild?
Is it her stepchild?
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Is there any grass I can touch online?
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Is there any grass I can touch online?
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I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
My only fans is free for the next 365 days
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
My only fans is free for the next 365 days
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my alt is just me dressed in various muumuus and shower caps
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 PM
my alt is just me dressed in various muumuus and shower caps
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What time does butthole Bluesky start?
January 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
What time does butthole Bluesky start?
Sorry I was feeling a way, I like skeeting to the void
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Sorry I was feeling a way, I like skeeting to the void
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I’m on vacation in a house with 13 people and I have to keep reminding myself. This is a vacation.
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I’m on vacation in a house with 13 people and I have to keep reminding myself. This is a vacation.
Twitter sucks but I think this sucks more
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Twitter sucks but I think this sucks more
Working from home should be a lot more fun
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Working from home should be a lot more fun
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I just remembered that I'm not hot enough to post
January 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I just remembered that I'm not hot enough to post
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Does this clinical depression make my ass look big?
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Does this clinical depression make my ass look big?
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I will find you, and I will unfollow you…if you unfollowed me first.
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I will find you, and I will unfollow you…if you unfollowed me first.
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im already over tomorrow
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
im already over tomorrow
If we had AI in the 90’s Clarissa would of never explained it all
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
If we had AI in the 90’s Clarissa would of never explained it all
What happened to that penis account?
January 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
What happened to that penis account?
Just when things got fun, they went back to normal
January 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Just when things got fun, they went back to normal
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middle management is handing out merit buttons in the break room. get em while their mid.
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
middle management is handing out merit buttons in the break room. get em while their mid.
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You show me a Black Betty, I'll show you a bam-ba-lam. That's the deal.
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
You show me a Black Betty, I'll show you a bam-ba-lam. That's the deal.
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My jokes are mid. Like your mom.
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My jokes are mid. Like your mom.
So on a scale of one to fucked how fucked are we?
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
So on a scale of one to fucked how fucked are we?
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your TL is trash
*followed*
*followed*
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
your TL is trash
*followed*
*followed*