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Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready
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Constant pleasure seeker | Intimacy initiative | Thirst Responder | Rebel online, hole-some in the bedroom. https://bio.site/AAugust https://throne.com/aaugust https://www.luxylist.it/aaugust Honolulu based. Lets fly for the holiday!
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I see so many good-but-fucked-up skeets… ima keep track of them here.
Don't use chapstick. I want your lips nice and crispy so I have something to eat while we make out.
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New Times Media owners Mike Lacey and Jim Larkin were responsible for a lot of that happening.

Mike loved fucking with lying politicians and pissed of the wrong lying politicians.

He would go on to found backpage which would ultimately be the reason said lying politicians could take him down.
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Physically I’m in Hawaii. Mentally, I am one with NY and Mamdani rn
Me to Mike Johnson: do you even have a penis?

MJ: “um I have not seen that yet. Wouldn’t even know where to begin to look- sorry”
I would not be able to take you seriously if you showed up like this and would absolutely giggle during our whole appointment- I mean the whole time- at you. Do what you gotta do, but I’m laughing and loving it.
How do we feel about double mustache. The hot new style? The peak of manhood?
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Bring me over for thanksgiving instead of your family
getting ready to celebrate hot fall girl bod by wearing only mashed potatoes and gravy
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Reposted by Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready
See more sex workers. It’s fun and we screw you the right way
See more sex workers. It’s fun and we screw you the right way
Costco return policy is last best thing. When southwest took away the bags and seating arrangement - I knew it was all over. No one cares about the general public am. It’s just “how can we siphon more?!”
Harvard review has a study that says companies profit more from bad customer service
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We're at the point where literally the only things that dont completely fucking suck are made by individuals or small teams. Like, across the board, in every industry. Physical or digital.
Y’all look. The Kitty we gave way to the cat cafe is doing Amazing! Her name is Lelani and she’s so happy!
I’d like that. We can share our faves in person. 😘
And while I’ve got you, thank you for letting me know about the CL advent box! I still want it! But someone needs to gift it to me for it to mean anything. 🥰
Lmao that’s how I find my nearest, fave treats too! Oh to be in Ny and looking for sweets, my mind is already blown.

I’m a sativa girly mostly, extremely high tolerance and blunts! My fave.
Sharing is caring! What’s your fave strain? Sweet? (Never mind dick. lol - it’s only good if it’s attached to a good person!)
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To the beloved Witches of Bluesky, tonight is your night.

Happy conjuring to you and your coven
“don’t act like you don’t get off on calling me father” ruined me! just ruined.
When I watch Juvie’s tiny desk, it’s so funny how everyone in that room gets awkward af when he’s rapping about slinging dick and I love it - and then again when they get awkward about how he’s rapping about he don’t lick it, like he’s behind the times. Lmao at their faces!