Author | Lightnews

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready

@impressalivia.com

1.8K followers 1.9K following 1.4K posts

Constant pleasure seeker | Intimacy initiative | Thirst Responder | Rebel online, hole-some in the bedroom. https://bio.site/AAugust https://throne.com/aaugust https://www.luxylist.it/aaugust Honolulu based. Lets fly for the holiday!

bio.site

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · Mar 15

I see so many good-but-fucked-up skeets… ima keep track of them here.

Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · Mar 13

Don't use chapstick. I want your lips nice and crispy so I have something to eat while we make out.

2 3 21

Reposted by Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready

chadzia dax ($105/$150+) 🔞😷🖖🏻 @m00psy.bsky.social · 10h

*aloof size

a moustachioed guy cringing mightily, juxtaposed beside an “oof size” dial that is set not to small or medium, but to large.

2 13

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 10h

Okinawa sweet potatoes

1 1

Reposted by Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready

Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA @vaughnwolff.bsky.social · 10h

New Times Media owners Mike Lacey and Jim Larkin were responsible for a lot of that happening.

Mike loved fucking with lying politicians and pissed of the wrong lying politicians.

He would go on to found backpage which would ultimately be the reason said lying politicians could take him down.

1 1 8

Reposted by Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 18d

Physically I’m in Hawaii. Mentally, I am one with NY and Mamdani rn

1 4

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 11h

Ah made a horrible pot roast 🫥

1 2

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 15h

Me to Mike Johnson: do you even have a penis?

MJ: “um I have not seen that yet. Wouldn’t even know where to begin to look- sorry”

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 1d

I would not be able to take you seriously if you showed up like this and would absolutely giggle during our whole appointment- I mean the whole time- at you. Do what you gotta do, but I’m laughing and loving it.

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

How do we feel about double mustache. The hot new style? The peak of manhood?

Walter Brimley's relative sitting in some sort of cafe or lunch spot with a fellow human and both have those button up shirts that are like jean fabric? But dude check it out this guy facing the camera has two mustaches, one regular and one below his lips. He is looking very intently at his friend as if the double mustache epicness hasn't been commented upon yet and he's getting more and more annoyed by it. This mustache doubling is the peak of masculinity, clearly. His hair is white so it stands out against his skin. He is likely invincible against conventional weaponry

Reposted by Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 6d

Bring me over for thanksgiving instead of your family

sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6d

getting ready to celebrate hot fall girl bod by wearing only mashed potatoes and gravy

1 2

Reposted by Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 4d

Actual sex work

Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 4d

What do you miss about the beforetimes?

1 3

Reposted by Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 1d

See more sex workers. It’s fun and we screw you the right way

3 5

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 1d

Supporters of runners go hard!

Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 1d

saucy!

Couple laughing women hold up signs at the NY marathon - one says "YOU CAN GO HARDER!" and the other has an arrow pointing to the first sign saying "SHE DEFINITELY SAID THAT!"

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 1d

See more sex workers. It’s fun and we screw you the right way

3 5

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 1d

Costco return policy is last best thing. When southwest took away the bags and seating arrangement - I knew it was all over. No one cares about the general public am. It’s just “how can we siphon more?!”
Harvard review has a study that says companies profit more from bad customer service
1/2

$700 for Nov Rent Needed! @wylder.bsky.social · 17d

We're at the point where literally the only things that dont completely fucking suck are made by individuals or small teams. Like, across the board, in every industry. Physical or digital.

1 2

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 2d

Y’all look. The Kitty we gave way to the cat cafe is doing Amazing! Her name is Lelani and she’s so happy!

A tabby calico baby kitty playing in a moon shape gaming on the wall

1 10

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 3d

I’d like that. We can share our faves in person. 😘

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 3d

And while I’ve got you, thank you for letting me know about the CL advent box! I still want it! But someone needs to gift it to me for it to mean anything. 🥰

1 1

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 3d

Lmao that’s how I find my nearest, fave treats too! Oh to be in Ny and looking for sweets, my mind is already blown.

I’m a sativa girly mostly, extremely high tolerance and blunts! My fave.

2 1

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 3d

Sharing is caring! What’s your fave strain? Sweet? (Never mind dick. lol - it’s only good if it’s attached to a good person!)

1 1

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 3d

Who’s sending weed money?! And candy?! And dick?! All of the above?!

a man in an elf costume says it 's my birthday today !!

Alt: a man in an elf costume says it 's my birthday today !!

media.tenor.com

2 1 3

Reposted by Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3d

To the beloved Witches of Bluesky, tonight is your night.

Happy conjuring to you and your coven

7 21 140

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 4d

a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .

ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .

media.tenor.com

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 4d

“don’t act like you don’t get off on calling me father” ruined me! just ruined.

1 3

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 4d

Omg the kissing booth 😘🥰😍

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 4d

When I watch Juvie’s tiny desk, it’s so funny how everyone in that room gets awkward af when he’s rapping about slinging dick and I love it - and then again when they get awkward about how he’s rapping about he don’t lick it, like he’s behind the times. Lmao at their faces!

Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready @impressalivia.com · 4d

Here for it

1 1