J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
@infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
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Self-Published Writer. 100% Human and certainly not a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels in a human suit. Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
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Out now!

Tales of a Stranger Sister

A Small-Scale, Slice-of-Life Isekai Fantasy novel about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances by J. Robert Matthewson

Available as an e-book & paperback!

books2read.com/stranger-sister

[📚🪐] [📚💙] #booksky #fantasybooks #indiefantasy #Kindle #ebooks #Indieauthor
A Promotional ad for Tales of a Stranger Sister by J. Robert Matthewson. The image is a green background with gold trim featuring a tablet computer and paperback novel.  The cover is of a boy, girl, and cat sitting by the water's edge. The girl's reflection is that of an woman holding a coffee cup and tablet.  

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Tales of a Stranger Sister: A Small-scale, Slice-of-Life Fantasy Isekai about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances

Available as an e-book and in paperback!

"Thoughtful and authentic" - Goodreads review
"A good mix of light-heartedness and more heavy themes" - Goodreads review
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
And if you're thinking of picking up a copy of my novel, make sure to check out @feelingsandmagic.bsky.social's offerings as well! Three "Healers'" novels for .99¢ each and their Delightful Queernorm isekai "How I Became a Therapist in Another World Omnibus 1", also for .99¢

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infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Tales of a Stranger Sister is going to be part of the October Cozy the Day Away Sale at cozyfantasysale.promisepress.org for only .99¢ from October 10th through October 13th (The official sale is Oct 11-12, but I'm offering the discount from Friday until Monday)

books2read.com/stranger-sister
Cozy the Day Away logo featuring a Axolotl sitting in a comfy chair amongst several stacks of books while reading a book 

Sale webpage is https://cozyfantasysale.promisepress.org/
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Oh, health insurance industry, of the many things you do shittily, my new favorite is having me submit my phone info so you can CALL me to set up an appointment, only to have you then call and put me ON HOLD for 30-60 minutes.
a cartoon sheep is talking on a white telephone
ALT: a cartoon sheep is talking on a white telephone
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infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Quote with two characters you like and it’s a free for all 😊
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Inhumane people want to get rid of the humanities. No shock there.
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
The Pens won their season opener and looked actually competent while doing it. Oh no. Is this that "Hope" thing I've been told about?

Anyway, here's a throwback to my Twitter days when I posted gifs after each @pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social win.
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Last season I needed "Anne Shirley" because my brain needed to escape to a simpler, kinder world.

This season, I very much need "May I ask for One Final Thing?" because my soul needs to watch this woman beat the shit out of rich assholes and oligarchs for no better reason than "She wanna."
Scarlet, The Queen of Beatings from "May I ask for one final thing?" preparing to embark on a holy quest to find ass and then beat it.
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Out now!

Tales of a Stranger Sister

A Small-Scale, Slice-of-Life Isekai Fantasy novel about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances by J. Robert Matthewson

Available as an e-book & paperback!

books2read.com/stranger-sister

[📚🪐] [📚💙] #booksky #fantasybooks #indiefantasy #Kindle #ebooks #Indieauthor
A Promotional ad for Tales of a Stranger Sister by J. Robert Matthewson. The image is a green background with gold trim featuring a tablet computer and paperback novel.  The cover is of a boy, girl, and cat sitting by the water's edge. The girl's reflection is that of an woman holding a coffee cup and tablet.  

Text:  

Tales of a Stranger Sister: A Small-scale, Slice-of-Life Fantasy Isekai about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances

Available as an e-book and in paperback!

"Thoughtful and authentic" - Goodreads review
"A good mix of light-heartedness and more heavy themes" - Goodreads review
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
MARVEL fox have the "TL;DR" animated shorts for a while which summed up characters and arcs for readers who are new/missed them. Dunno why that kinda content isn't front and center on their channel.
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
This made me incredibly happy because this song blows doors off everything and everyone singing along fucking ruled.
feelingsandmagic.bsky.social
😭 I just said this band couldn't play anything with a guest vocalist, which was understandable and fine even though I would probably never hear one of my favorites from them live.

Well, they're doing it live anyway. I got to hear it. 😭

I'm exhausted and dehydrated. Goodnight.
TWRP - Starlight Brigade (feat. Dan Avidan) [Official video]
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karrynnagel.bsky.social
There are more new authors than ever before!
Can't wait to share the full list with you in just a week. #cozyfantasy
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Oh my god, thank you dear! I didn't even know that you COULD unpin it.
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
More likely, they were always an asshole.

Money & power usually reveals more than it changes.
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infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
To paraphrase Ford Prefect, I trust any social media company about as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat.
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cookeelizauthor.bsky.social
Please PLEASE if you love a book, leave a review or just a nice star rating. If you hated a book, pass gently on by and resist the urge to crush the poor bloody soul who poured their best, their hopes, their dreams and themselves into it for months, if not years .
Thank you.
#bookreviews #books
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Man, Jimmy, that boot must be delicious as hard as you're licking it.
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
So, if you'd like to help me avoid my first zero month in these last few hours of September & you like slice-of-life fantasy novels, then I'd be much obliged if you picked up a copy of my novel.

books2read.com/stranger-sis...

[📚🪐] [📚💙] #booksky #fantasybooks #indiefantasy #ebooks #Indieauthor
A Promotional ad for Tales of a Stranger Sister by J. Robert Matthewson. The image is a green background with gold trim featuring a tablet computer and paperback novel.  The cover is of a boy, girl, and cat sitting by the water's edge. The girl's reflection is that of an woman holding a coffee cup and tablet.  

Text:  

Tales of a Stranger Sister: A Small-scale, Slice-of-Life Fantasy Isekai about Siblings, Stories, & Second Chances

Available as an e-book and in paperback!

"Thoughtful and authentic" - Goodreads review
"A good mix of light-heartedness and more heavy themes" - Goodreads review
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Okay, last post for the evening. I went wide about a month ago and sales haven't exactly been what I would call... uh, brisk. In my brief time as a self-published writer, my worst month was 3 pages read for a whopping .02¢ from KDP.

That's looking good right about now.
Draft2Digital sales dashboard showing zero sales KDP sales dashboard showing zero sales
infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Also, I'll be part of the next Cozy the Day Away sale on Oct. 11th-12th. Tales of a Stanger Sister will be .99¢ (or the international equivalent) that weekend. If you like Cozy and Cozy-adjacent fiction, both me and @feelingsandmagic.bsky.social will be offering novels at great discount!