national emergency salt reserve
@iona.bsky.social
fragile, messy, remarkable oval.
brackish.
איך לערן זיך יידיש.
she/sie/elle/она/זי
brackish.
איך לערן זיך יידיש.
she/sie/elle/она/זי
sometimes I just think about the fact I would quite like a cup of tea and then forget that is not the same thing as asking my partner to make one, so then 15 minutes later I get grumpy wondering where it is.
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
sometimes I just think about the fact I would quite like a cup of tea and then forget that is not the same thing as asking my partner to make one, so then 15 minutes later I get grumpy wondering where it is.
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8 minutes after birth: Why we call them seal pups and not seal little menaces
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
8 minutes after birth: Why we call them seal pups and not seal little menaces
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This is a long one but it really shows the importance of sealidarity 🦑 🦭
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This is a long one but it really shows the importance of sealidarity 🦑 🦭
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Good morning from the baby harbor seal factory!
Production is at full capacity. In the past 48 hours FOUR pups have reached the end of the assembly line, one of which as recently as 5pm last night!
I'm running on 6 hours sleep, so have low expectations, but I'll be threading as I can 🦭 🦑 #SealSky
Production is at full capacity. In the past 48 hours FOUR pups have reached the end of the assembly line, one of which as recently as 5pm last night!
I'm running on 6 hours sleep, so have low expectations, but I'll be threading as I can 🦭 🦑 #SealSky
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Good morning from the baby harbor seal factory!
Production is at full capacity. In the past 48 hours FOUR pups have reached the end of the assembly line, one of which as recently as 5pm last night!
I'm running on 6 hours sleep, so have low expectations, but I'll be threading as I can 🦭 🦑 #SealSky
Production is at full capacity. In the past 48 hours FOUR pups have reached the end of the assembly line, one of which as recently as 5pm last night!
I'm running on 6 hours sleep, so have low expectations, but I'll be threading as I can 🦭 🦑 #SealSky
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i think most (not all) of the "you must vote for Newsom" people are just Newsom supporters who want him to win because they like him and his policies, not because they have high minded ideas about harm reduction.
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
i think most (not all) of the "you must vote for Newsom" people are just Newsom supporters who want him to win because they like him and his policies, not because they have high minded ideas about harm reduction.
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i believe that we can & should be able to drag a bitch for being awful without the weird misogyny as that's low hanging fruit considering how many other obvious terrible attributes they inflict upon the world
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
i believe that we can & should be able to drag a bitch for being awful without the weird misogyny as that's low hanging fruit considering how many other obvious terrible attributes they inflict upon the world
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You will never convince me ‘no vaccine without profit motive’ is not a supremely stupid way to live.
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
You will never convince me ‘no vaccine without profit motive’ is not a supremely stupid way to live.
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Me googling this guy thinking how bad could it be:
“He once mused about the need to address the Jewish question”
OH NO
“He once mused about the need to address the Jewish question”
OH NO
Senate Democrats are preparing to grill Jeremy Carl, President Trump's nominee to be assistant secretary of state for international organizations, over controversial social media comments — including posts he has since deleted.
Dems plan to question Trump nominee on past comments on women and Jews
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen said she'd ask about Jeremy Carl's "statements with respect to women, and the antisemitic comments."
www.axios.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Me googling this guy thinking how bad could it be:
“He once mused about the need to address the Jewish question”
OH NO
“He once mused about the need to address the Jewish question”
OH NO
ok I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna get my fucking banjo out and start practicing again.
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
ok I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna get my fucking banjo out and start practicing again.
had a shitty experience last night that I am processing and dealing with in healthy ways by using the skills I learned in therapy. who the fuck is this bitch? I don’t recognize her.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
had a shitty experience last night that I am processing and dealing with in healthy ways by using the skills I learned in therapy. who the fuck is this bitch? I don’t recognize her.
i love being home, I love california, I love oakland, but most of all, I love being back with my extremely ridiculous and adorable husband.
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
i love being home, I love california, I love oakland, but most of all, I love being back with my extremely ridiculous and adorable husband.
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every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams
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If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at [email protected] or millionbear.44 on Signal.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at [email protected] or millionbear.44 on Signal.
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Epstein-adjacent radical feminism
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Epstein-adjacent radical feminism
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What a shame that Helen Lewis isn't comfortable with trans people existing, but she is comfortable with writing for a magazine owned by Laurene Powell, close friend of Ghislaine Maxwell. I wonder if these two things are connected.
February 8, 2026 at 10:42 AM
What a shame that Helen Lewis isn't comfortable with trans people existing, but she is comfortable with writing for a magazine owned by Laurene Powell, close friend of Ghislaine Maxwell. I wonder if these two things are connected.
hell yeah fluffy cows
The last wild European bison was shot in 1927. At the time there were fewer than 60 such bison alive in zoos & private parks. Now, the great, shaggy beasts are once again roaming the Carpathian Mountains.
And they're helping bring wild lands back to life.
Good news story! No pay wall.
And they're helping bring wild lands back to life.
Good news story! No pay wall.
A Century After Vanishing, a Gentle Giant Returns
Wild European bison are roaming the Carpathian Mountains for the first time in 100 years — and bringing the land back to life.
reasonstobecheerful.world
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
hell yeah fluffy cows
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The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning
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On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
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Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
in the time I’ve lived in this country, a surprising number of men have tried to hit on me by telling me how much they like morrissey.
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
in the time I’ve lived in this country, a surprising number of men have tried to hit on me by telling me how much they like morrissey.
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Ominous bird valentines.
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ominous bird valentines.
my most famous alum is a lass who was on hollyoaks years ago but my mother-in-law’s best friend in high school was tom waits and my mom went to the same high school as bobby seale, ursula k le guin, philip k dick, andy samberg, and daveed diggs (among others). also my ex-husband has isaac newton.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
my most famous alum is a lass who was on hollyoaks years ago but my mother-in-law’s best friend in high school was tom waits and my mom went to the same high school as bobby seale, ursula k le guin, philip k dick, andy samberg, and daveed diggs (among others). also my ex-husband has isaac newton.
one great quality of life improvement is that now when I panic google some weird new symptom and it lists multiple sclerosis amongst the possible underlying medical causes, I actually relax somewhat and breathe a sigh of relief.
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
one great quality of life improvement is that now when I panic google some weird new symptom and it lists multiple sclerosis amongst the possible underlying medical causes, I actually relax somewhat and breathe a sigh of relief.
gonna start saying shit like “well switzerland’s not in europe, is it?” and “europe and norway”
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
gonna start saying shit like “well switzerland’s not in europe, is it?” and “europe and norway”
still at the office at 8:23 pm 👍
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
still at the office at 8:23 pm 👍