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@iona.bsky.social
fragile, messy, remarkable oval.
brackish.
איך לערן זיך יידיש.
she/sie/elle/она/זי
brackish.
איך לערן זיך יידיש.
she/sie/elle/она/זי
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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Deciding "girl boss" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been wrangled by your working class boyfriends and it SHOWS.
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Deciding "girl boss" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been wrangled by your working class boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
slept awkwardly somehow and have hurt my neck so much that I constantly feel like I’m about to throw up from the pain and if I move wrong I might internally decapitate myself
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
slept awkwardly somehow and have hurt my neck so much that I constantly feel like I’m about to throw up from the pain and if I move wrong I might internally decapitate myself
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Someone who worships Jesus: Karl Marx is bad cause people killed for the ideology he promoted
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Someone who worships Jesus: Karl Marx is bad cause people killed for the ideology he promoted
epitaph
heap not upon this mound
roses that she loved so well:
why bewilder her with roses,
when she cannot see or smell?
she is happy where she lies
with the dust upon her eyes.
– edna st vincent millay
heap not upon this mound
roses that she loved so well:
why bewilder her with roses,
when she cannot see or smell?
she is happy where she lies
with the dust upon her eyes.
– edna st vincent millay
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
epitaph
heap not upon this mound
roses that she loved so well:
why bewilder her with roses,
when she cannot see or smell?
she is happy where she lies
with the dust upon her eyes.
– edna st vincent millay
heap not upon this mound
roses that she loved so well:
why bewilder her with roses,
when she cannot see or smell?
she is happy where she lies
with the dust upon her eyes.
– edna st vincent millay
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Automatically replacing <3 with a heart emoji is a hate crime against millennials
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Automatically replacing <3 with a heart emoji is a hate crime against millennials
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there is no natural golden ratio of abled to disabled ppl, and no upper cap on what percentage of population can be disabled. if you sicken and injure enough ppl, and destroy accessibility of public life in a hostile and unsupported society so a wider and wider range are excluded, the skys the limit
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
there is no natural golden ratio of abled to disabled ppl, and no upper cap on what percentage of population can be disabled. if you sicken and injure enough ppl, and destroy accessibility of public life in a hostile and unsupported society so a wider and wider range are excluded, the skys the limit
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MOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
MOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I accidentally said “fremont nightcrawler” instead of “fresno nightcrawler” and I feel like this is going to become my “was the grink there?” moment
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I accidentally said “fremont nightcrawler” instead of “fresno nightcrawler” and I feel like this is going to become my “was the grink there?” moment
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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If you don’t love me on my “i hate everything” days, you don’t deserve to love me on my “i hate everything lol” days
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If you don’t love me on my “i hate everything” days, you don’t deserve to love me on my “i hate everything lol” days
darned my favorite sleep socks and the new patches are showing up just how much the color of the yarn has changed over time with wearing and washing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
darned my favorite sleep socks and the new patches are showing up just how much the color of the yarn has changed over time with wearing and washing.
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The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
acab includes love triangles in schlocky mystery novels where it’s a foregone conclusion that the main character is going to end up with the cop.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
acab includes love triangles in schlocky mystery novels where it’s a foregone conclusion that the main character is going to end up with the cop.
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Fight Club, but for AI instead of banks.
“While Shelby County has recorded the dirtiest air in Tennessee for many years — half the state’s admissions for childhood asthma come from there — local residents say the arrival of Colossus has made things worse.”
In Memphis, where people fear Elon Musk’s supercomputer is making them ill
Colossus, an xAI supercomputer, is blamed for worsening air pollution in a historic black community
www.thetimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Fight Club, but for AI instead of banks.
I purposefully did not make way too many roasties this year and now there are no leftover roasties and I’m wracked with regret
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I purposefully did not make way too many roasties this year and now there are no leftover roasties and I’m wracked with regret
finished a knitting project for the first time in ages. it’s a small, simple project that I cast on a long, long time ago, but I am still taking this as a win.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
finished a knitting project for the first time in ages. it’s a small, simple project that I cast on a long, long time ago, but I am still taking this as a win.
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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Does that mean Trump will defer to him? No, of course not, because power is more material than it is psychological and there are structures in place to prevent that. But he’ll entertain Mamdani in a way he wouldn’t otherwise and even offer a few concessions just to keep things interesting
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Does that mean Trump will defer to him? No, of course not, because power is more material than it is psychological and there are structures in place to prevent that. But he’ll entertain Mamdani in a way he wouldn’t otherwise and even offer a few concessions just to keep things interesting
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People with immense power can’t help but feel bored with it. It is a numbing, isolating experience having everyone defer to you. On the rare occasion someone you perceive as your lesser comes at you with unshakeable “fuck you” energy, it’s thrilling
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
People with immense power can’t help but feel bored with it. It is a numbing, isolating experience having everyone defer to you. On the rare occasion someone you perceive as your lesser comes at you with unshakeable “fuck you” energy, it’s thrilling