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· Nov 18
if I lived in the stone age I bet I'd be knapping the hell out of some flint. Might do a little fletching on the side but my passion would begin and end with the flake
I pray that one day I will have pressed "show less like this" on enough ugly, insipid political cartoons that I'll stop seeing them in discover
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I pray that one day I will have pressed "show less like this" on enough ugly, insipid political cartoons that I'll stop seeing them in discover
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I've given enough, this year I'm thanks taking
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I've given enough, this year I'm thanks taking
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary
Thinking about how they named the guy in No More Heroes "Travis Touchdown". That name just has the sauce, it's the kind of thing that has no mystery to solve but still draws you in to keep thinking about it, like a Magritte painting or Cow Tools
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Thinking about how they named the guy in No More Heroes "Travis Touchdown". That name just has the sauce, it's the kind of thing that has no mystery to solve but still draws you in to keep thinking about it, like a Magritte painting or Cow Tools
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The 1994 CCTV Romance of the Three Kingdoms show is next level. It's like Beyond. It has a random song in the middle of an episode about the legendary steed Red Hare after the national villain Dong Zhuo gives him to Lü Bu
August 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The 1994 CCTV Romance of the Three Kingdoms show is next level. It's like Beyond. It has a random song in the middle of an episode about the legendary steed Red Hare after the national villain Dong Zhuo gives him to Lü Bu
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From: The Dream of a Ridiculous Man (1992), dir. Alexander Petrov, Sverdlovsk Film Studio
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
From: The Dream of a Ridiculous Man (1992), dir. Alexander Petrov, Sverdlovsk Film Studio
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
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she Götter on my dämmer till i rung
September 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
she Götter on my dämmer till i rung
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Jeremy does not give a single shit
September 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Jeremy does not give a single shit
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Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
September 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹
You obviously can't trust it just any time an author might say a thing like this, but Faulkner was real for this one
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You obviously can't trust it just any time an author might say a thing like this, but Faulkner was real for this one
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I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
August 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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Please enjoy 2 minutes and 12 seconds of Jeremy enjoying a prickly pear. (Note: it switches from delightful ASMR to lots of dog panting at about the one minute mark, when Octopus Moonshine finds us.)
August 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Please enjoy 2 minutes and 12 seconds of Jeremy enjoying a prickly pear. (Note: it switches from delightful ASMR to lots of dog panting at about the one minute mark, when Octopus Moonshine finds us.)
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Why yes, there *is* video
July 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why yes, there *is* video
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I remembered suddenly after all these months--the joke was when one of the kids coming to Andy's party had what looked like a small present but then they turn and the present was actually very long and thin
While half-asleep I imagined a youtube channel called "Anatomy of a Bit" that made overwrought, really self-serious video essays analyzing totally unremarkable jokes from movies and TV.
I specifically imagined a video about some joke from Toy Story, but I can't remember what joke 🫨🫨🫨
I specifically imagined a video about some joke from Toy Story, but I can't remember what joke 🫨🫨🫨
June 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I remembered suddenly after all these months--the joke was when one of the kids coming to Andy's party had what looked like a small present but then they turn and the present was actually very long and thin
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