Jake
@jakesalterego.bsky.social
Hip to it, man. In the groove.
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Thus do all traitors
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thus do all traitors
Happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day
HEAVY LAKE EFFECT SNOW TONIGHT & MONDAY. Dangerous travel conditions expected due to intense lake effect snow. Snow rates may exceed 3" per hour. Localized totals in the Warning area (pink) could exceed 12".
PINK: Winter Storm Warning
PURPLE: Winter Weather Advisory
PINK: Winter Storm Warning
PURPLE: Winter Weather Advisory
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day
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Dorothy Parker — 'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dorothy Parker — 'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Came early
Gale Warning issued November 9 at 9:12AM CST until November 10 at 6:00AM CST by NWS Chicago IL
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Came early
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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oh n-n-n-no, a strawman! i’m so sorry i didn’t steelman the case for biological racism
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
oh n-n-n-no, a strawman! i’m so sorry i didn’t steelman the case for biological racism
Yeah it doesn't really shock me that Kevin Roose is reduced to finding affection from inanimate objects
NEO, a new humanoid robot that can do housekeeping, has the internet buzzing. The hosts of "Hard Fork" met with Bernt Bornich, the chief executive of the company 1X, which created the robot, and got to put NEO to the test. nyti.ms/47MhkAo
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yeah it doesn't really shock me that Kevin Roose is reduced to finding affection from inanimate objects
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GTA VI delayed until 2026 so that Rockstar can add more business names that would seem funny if you were a British man in the mid-2000s
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
GTA VI delayed until 2026 so that Rockstar can add more business names that would seem funny if you were a British man in the mid-2000s
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Sis answering the question, "What would it look like if Pixar animated an Ed Gein lamp?"
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sis answering the question, "What would it look like if Pixar animated an Ed Gein lamp?"
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Did women ruin the workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Did women ruin the workplace?
Imagine being the Product Manager who advocates for removing the guardrails on encouraging youth suicide and then seeing that the Pope says you are bad at your job
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Imagine being the Product Manager who advocates for removing the guardrails on encouraging youth suicide and then seeing that the Pope says you are bad at your job
I do not like that every day I read something and then have to spend minutes editing my responses to avoid being arrested for threats.
Damnatio memoriae for the entire Silicon Valley
Damnatio memoriae for the entire Silicon Valley
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I do not like that every day I read something and then have to spend minutes editing my responses to avoid being arrested for threats.
Damnatio memoriae for the entire Silicon Valley
Damnatio memoriae for the entire Silicon Valley
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And why exactly is the sex at birth, as opposed to their sex now, at all relevant to identifying, say, a fifty year old woman on DOCUMENTS THAT IDENTIFY HER.
I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
And why exactly is the sex at birth, as opposed to their sex now, at all relevant to identifying, say, a fifty year old woman on DOCUMENTS THAT IDENTIFY HER.
I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.
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barely a metaphor lmao
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
barely a metaphor lmao
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Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?
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if i were running for office i would absolutely call my volunteers “the wide awakes,” i would hand out wide awake pins and stickers and hats for people to wear and campaign events would have wide awake banners
THEY USED TO CALL US WOKE
NOW THEY CAN CALL US WIDE AWAKES
NOW THEY CAN CALL US WIDE AWAKES
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if i were running for office i would absolutely call my volunteers “the wide awakes,” i would hand out wide awake pins and stickers and hats for people to wear and campaign events would have wide awake banners
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I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
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Ryan Adams turn on your comments challenge (impossible)
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ryan Adams turn on your comments challenge (impossible)