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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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It is objectively perfect that people are posting about MTV going off the air forever last night instead of turning on the television and noticing that it did not.
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It is objectively perfect that people are posting about MTV going off the air forever last night instead of turning on the television and noticing that it did not.
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This cook’s energy is the energy I’m bringing into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
This cook’s energy is the energy I’m bringing into 2026
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"7 a.m. (New Year's Morning)," László Moholy-Nagy (c. 1930)
January 1, 2024 at 4:48 PM
"7 a.m. (New Year's Morning)," László Moholy-Nagy (c. 1930)
It was true then. It is true now.
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It was true then. It is true now.
There are vibes, and there are "being the only person eating in this Qdoba on New Year's Eve" vibes
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There are vibes, and there are "being the only person eating in this Qdoba on New Year's Eve" vibes
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If you start the Fifth Element at exactly 11:27pm tonight, then at the stroke of midnight… I have no idea what will be on the screen, but it’s a pretty cool flick!
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If you start the Fifth Element at exactly 11:27pm tonight, then at the stroke of midnight… I have no idea what will be on the screen, but it’s a pretty cool flick!
At least the engineer behind the Hyatt Regency disaster had the decency to be haunted by his actions for the rest of his life.
Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
At least the engineer behind the Hyatt Regency disaster had the decency to be haunted by his actions for the rest of his life.
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I would love to but I don't think you would implement my suggestions
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I would love to but I don't think you would implement my suggestions
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Dudes rock.
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Dudes rock.
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"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
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“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
What if Operation Paperclip without the rockets
And if you refuse to give someone credit for standing for liberal democracy just because they don’t agree with your policy preferences, you’re missing the big picture. www.thebulwark.com/p/why-marjor...
Why Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Me Hope
People don’t change—but they can remember who they are.
www.thebulwark.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
What if Operation Paperclip without the rockets
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Mike was one of the guys laying the framework for what good jokes would look like in a novel format with a strict character limit. 35 is so young. Rest easy good stranger
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mike was one of the guys laying the framework for what good jokes would look like in a novel format with a strict character limit. 35 is so young. Rest easy good stranger
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
Respect to the hair that fled from your skull rather than be associated with your racist bullshit
Dearborn, Michigan could not be reached for comment.
Trump: "I'm not concerned about anything that Israel is doing"
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Respect to the hair that fled from your skull rather than be associated with your racist bullshit
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Matt Yglesias should be loaded into a canon and fired like a bullet at my most hated enemies.
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Matt Yglesias should be loaded into a canon and fired like a bullet at my most hated enemies.
Trying to suss out how much of my negative disposition comes from the last five years of supporting a bad football team
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Trying to suss out how much of my negative disposition comes from the last five years of supporting a bad football team
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I feel we’re afraid to speak ill of the dead but brigitte bardot spent the twilight years of her life being a hateful bitch, spreading all sorts of Islamophobic and antisemitic bile in the name of her brand of animal rights activism, with some “voicing support for far right politicians” on the side
Bardot gained additional attention when she filmed ...And God Created Woman (1956). In 1967, she had a relationship with singer Serge Gainsbourg. In 2018 she was arrested for assaulting a halal cart when the owner claimed sexual harassment was real
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I feel we’re afraid to speak ill of the dead but brigitte bardot spent the twilight years of her life being a hateful bitch, spreading all sorts of Islamophobic and antisemitic bile in the name of her brand of animal rights activism, with some “voicing support for far right politicians” on the side
Jakob Dylan best Dylan
December 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Jakob Dylan best Dylan
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!