Two Whoppers Junior
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The man with no name. The horse is called Rodney.
I named my fists Marx and Engels because they control the means of destruction
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I named my fists Marx and Engels because they control the means of destruction
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Armadillo
Boar
Water moccasin
Heron
Juggalo
Armadillo
Boar
Water moccasin
Heron
Juggalo
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bear
Deer
Possum
Groundhog
1990s Glasgow Rangers FC fan
Bear
Deer
Possum
Groundhog
1990s Glasgow Rangers FC fan
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bald Eagle
Bison
Moose
Prairie Dog
Pigeon
Bald Eagle
Bison
Moose
Prairie Dog
Pigeon
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Armadillo
Boar
Water moccasin
Heron
Juggalo
Armadillo
Boar
Water moccasin
Heron
Juggalo
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Philip Glass
GG Allin
ZZ Top
Ray Charles
Roy Hargrove
Philip Glass
GG Allin
ZZ Top
Ray Charles
Roy Hargrove
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Philip Glass
GG Allin
ZZ Top
Ray Charles
Roy Hargrove
Philip Glass
GG Allin
ZZ Top
Ray Charles
Roy Hargrove
Shame on you for starving a landfill.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Shame on you for starving a landfill.
America Runs on 1/4 Rations
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
America Runs on 1/4 Rations
That’s a lot of words just to tell us you’re in the Files
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That’s a lot of words just to tell us you’re in the Files
The fierce urgency of eventually.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The fierce urgency of eventually.
January 6th was the right thing by the wrong people for the wrong reasons. But it was the right thing.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
January 6th was the right thing by the wrong people for the wrong reasons. But it was the right thing.
Memory care
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Memory care
Please rise for our national anthem.
IT'S BACK!!!
John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Please rise for our national anthem.
They’ll be funded by their boosters, much like a big-time college football program with no institutional control.
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Both the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) and the federal judiciary itself is about to run completely out of money to do anything beyond basic operations, according to a new report.The Hill reported Friday that the High Court "expects to run out of funding on October 18," per Supreme Cour...
bit.ly
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They’ll be funded by their boosters, much like a big-time college football program with no institutional control.
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
(to the tune of American Woman) 🎵PERPETUAL GUMBO...
And the ‘Best names off of the internet today’ award goes to…
September 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
(to the tune of American Woman) 🎵PERPETUAL GUMBO...
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These are the bygones which cannot be allowed to be bygones.
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
These are the bygones which cannot be allowed to be bygones.
Tax resistance now
September 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Tax resistance now
(extremely Iron Sheik voice)
September 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
(extremely Iron Sheik voice)
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This was a word AND he cussed 😂
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This was a word AND he cussed 😂
Manhattan
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Manhattan
guy who pronounces lmao "Le Mow"
September 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
guy who pronounces lmao "Le Mow"
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Post someone who looks good in a hat
August 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Post someone who looks good in a hat