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BirbJoe
@joebirdwell.bsky.social
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Joe finds himself leaping from social media platform to social media platform... hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. #audhd #chronicillnes #pixelart

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December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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This is a sleeper agent activation tool.
The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago

Jesus Christ
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@jltgonmyphone.bsky.social episode 3 tip, Google photosan will light ones photos and let you get a good flat crop
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Eat those Black eyed peas, collard greens w/ pork, and cornbread. Health and wealth is what we make for each other.
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Bill Watterson said in the 10th Anniversary book that he struggled after the sabbaticals, but the last year of Calvin and Hobbes is among the best he did, I think in part because the weeks-long stories came back (e.g. Calvin selling the Earth for 50 leaves).
Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
So Cinnamon Pebbles just got released early at Walmart... What are the chances I was one of the first people to use it in a marshmallow treat?
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
One thing I loved about the MST3K holiday marathons was that they were an excellent excuse to head into the other room.
And if you need time there?

Take the time you need.
You’re super autistic reminder that YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM AT ANY POINT YOU WISH
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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A very important fall PSA from Alexis Nicole (aka Black Forager... Is she on here yet?).

LEAVE THE LEAVES

Also kill your lawn... Grass is trash.

www.instagram.com/blackforager...

#gardening #environment #history #ethics #badass #killYourLawn
November 15, 2024 at 4:05 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, went home to sleep with his wife for communism was only a red herring.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I was like, "The people demand a Generation X Holiday Spectacular." But Marvel was like, "Noooo, it HAS to be Spider-Man." Sorry, Angelo.
December 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This very good boy may very well be sleeping down the road from me tonight
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

The Gambler PART THREE - END After the game with the Thunder's older sons, the boy told him how
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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“You can look down a tremendous distance with our cameras. The camera will identify people, what they’re wearing, and cars up to a half a mile away. It’s that good.”

— Kevin Cox, a Flock consultant who used to work for the Grand Prairie, Texas Police Department said in a 2023 Flock Condor webinar.
Flock Exposed Its AI-Powered Cameras to the Internet. We Tracked Ourselves
Flock left at least 60 of its people-tracking Condor PTZ cameras live streaming and exposed to the open internet.
www.404media.co
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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My column this week. Alabamians often dismiss the bile that comes out of some of our leaders' mouths as performative, or grimly funny. Don't do that with Tommy Tuberville's recent threats against Muslims. He's already signaled that he views many Alabamians as dangers, simply for who they are.
Don't ignore the threat that is Tommy Tuberville | Alabama Reflector
Don't dismiss the senator's escalating attacks on Muslims as performative. Tuberville has already shown contempt for vast swathes of Alabama.
alabamareflector.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The part that makes me laugh the most about this episode is that Moltar is a big Tooth Fairy fan.
Fave moments from every SG episode 72: Girl Hair
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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A lord of the rings/Scott Pilgrim crossover cover band called Sex Tom Bobombadil.
A lord of the rings cover band called Shelob and Him
a lord of the rings cover band called dexy's midnight riders of rohan
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM