Johnny Two-Sodas
@johnny2sodas.bsky.social
I got the pop. Old dude. Cinema. Comic books. Books. Television. Music. Love it all. Talk to me about it.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
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If this doesn’t brighten up your feed just a bit then I don’t know what.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If this doesn’t brighten up your feed just a bit then I don’t know what.
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I am genuinely interested in what those thousand words are.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I am genuinely interested in what those thousand words are.
I had an 18-year-old tell me no protested the 1991 or 2003 invasions of Iraq.
One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I had an 18-year-old tell me no protested the 1991 or 2003 invasions of Iraq.
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For all the men who are like, "I can't believe so many people don't care about the President being a pedophile!"
Congrats, now you know how women feel about men who harass and assault them all the time. We walk around feeling like this.
Congrats, now you know how women feel about men who harass and assault them all the time. We walk around feeling like this.
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
For all the men who are like, "I can't believe so many people don't care about the President being a pedophile!"
Congrats, now you know how women feel about men who harass and assault them all the time. We walk around feeling like this.
Congrats, now you know how women feel about men who harass and assault them all the time. We walk around feeling like this.
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As one the few people over 40 not only who knows who Calum Worthy is but enjoyed his work this is disgusting and alienating. Gtfoh.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As one the few people over 40 not only who knows who Calum Worthy is but enjoyed his work this is disgusting and alienating. Gtfoh.
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"phillip k dick, but stupid" describes everything now
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"phillip k dick, but stupid" describes everything now
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Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.
They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.
Wanna fix fraud and abuse?
Fix that.
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I suspect that the techbros who read the SFF stories about robots rebelling decided that the moral of the story was "design them so they won't" and they think that's actually possible and desirable.
side point but the idea that if you make a human grade robot intellect it will do whatever you say without protest seems underexamined
Even if you were willing to buy that an LLM/Gen AI tool has human-like intellect, you’re still left with the fact that an LLM doesn’t NEED a job to remain alive under capitalism, but a human does.
morality-wise, surely many would agree that humans should thus be given priority for jobs due to need
morality-wise, surely many would agree that humans should thus be given priority for jobs due to need
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I suspect that the techbros who read the SFF stories about robots rebelling decided that the moral of the story was "design them so they won't" and they think that's actually possible and desirable.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
This had to be the inspiration for Fred Willards character on ITYSL
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This had to be the inspiration for Fred Willards character on ITYSL
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
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reminder that right wing billionaires own most of the legacy news outlets you grew up with, leaving us with wall to wall fascist propaganda
I can’t believe there are not one but two articles, in major papers, with this dumb framing. It is not NIMBY to express dismay when a big part of the White House is suddenly rubbled
October 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
reminder that right wing billionaires own most of the legacy news outlets you grew up with, leaving us with wall to wall fascist propaganda
This is what all of us need to be ready to do, every day, right now
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
October 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is what all of us need to be ready to do, every day, right now
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Ursula Le Guin's 1999 letter to Michael Powell, the owner of Powell's Books in Portland. Powell's workers unionized in 2000 and have faced some union-busting measures since, but were the first contract in ILWU Local 5.
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ursula Le Guin's 1999 letter to Michael Powell, the owner of Powell's Books in Portland. Powell's workers unionized in 2000 and have faced some union-busting measures since, but were the first contract in ILWU Local 5.
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No one is talking about the significance of the bolts on John Fetterman's neck. In hindsight, it was a warning sign, though.
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
No one is talking about the significance of the bolts on John Fetterman's neck. In hindsight, it was a warning sign, though.
Juggalos are terrorists in the eyes of the law. The KKK are not.
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Juggalos are terrorists in the eyes of the law. The KKK are not.
@grunionguy.bsky.social Maybe I'm wrong
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
@grunionguy.bsky.social Maybe I'm wrong