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Jo "Merovingian" Rempel

@josieyesno.bsky.social

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staff @ MovieJawn; words @ Film Cred @ Bright Wall/Dark Room. I am NOT here for fun & games!! Don't believe it! Give me money @ ko-fi.com/typewritersrevenge

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10d

On our @whatatimepod.bsky.social recording today we talked about a Wise Old Tree and you KNOW this classic came up

@Beetlemoses three-panel comic. First panel: two fast food workers in a car, worker 1 asking worker 2 “Who are you closing with?” Second panel: worker 2 exclaiming “ugh!” after checking phone to learn they are closing with “the Wise Old Tree…”. Third panel: worker 2 yelling back to the kitchen as the Wise Old Tree presumably moves slowly, saying “Come on, man I got 20 orders out here!"

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 25d

putting in 70 hours a week and i'm still at the bottom of the escaping samsara leaderboards, what the fuck

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25d

”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???

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nikki morgen / ducknuk @duknuk.bsky.social · 27d

Wild West

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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · Oct 4

WHEN HER PUSSY COMFORTABLE

mindofjson posing in a selfie

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jun 28

I think we're all forgetting the true meaning of Pride: Cishet women doing relationship tests for their boyfriends

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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · Jun 9

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · Jun 4

“i hope this helps”

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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · May 28

1% of vapes should emit a single putrid puff at random. Imagine the camaraderie. You see a man doubled over on the sidewalk, retching. You clap him on the shoulder: "Hit a dark cloud, eh? There, there... today you; tomorrow me." You hold him in your arms

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · May 26

College Kid: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck

Jordan Peterson: define woodchuck

CK: small mammal

Jordan Peterson: so right there you’re denying the existence of fish

CK: no im asking how much wood-

JP: Listen to me! You’re speaking in abstractions, if there is no tree how is there wood?!

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · May 25

During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · May 15

Oh my god the thought of hundreds of thousands of troops taking the COGIATI.

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baby cigarette @mommywiseau.bsky.social · May 11

getting back into jacking off

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Chica Marx @mckenziewark.bsky.social · May 9

Literature in its entirety is a record of our non-understanding of language. Such a beautiful thing.

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marlo @marlo.ooo · May 6

MOON TARP
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW READY YOU ARE
• WE WILL PUT A GIANT TARP IN FRONT OF THE MOON
• 7,070,399 SQUARE MILES OF PERMANENT TARP
• 99.9954% LIGHT ABSORPTION: BLACKER THAN TAR OIL
• 100% CONCEALS EVERY VISIBLE ANGLE FROM EARTH
I PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DAMN THING AGAIN
IT IS ALREADY PAID FOR
IT IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
THIRTY THOUSAND MEN HAVE DIED

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · May 1

asked by Stephen A. Smith about his Harvard shakedown, Trump starts ranting about Harlem and says "I got a very high Black vote"

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Jo "Merovingian" Rempel @josieyesno.bsky.social · Apr 29

if u actually follow the breadcrumbs world of reel links to an instagram reel of "pedro pascal" calling what rowling's doing "awful disgusting SHIT" is actually by a guy named tariq with a similar mustache to pascal & that's it. it's really blatant

Fran J. Ruiz @radioactivejawa.bsky.social · Apr 29

The thing with Pedro Pascal is he not only gives a fuck; he knows he's huge enough to spend all day trashing bigots safely because entire franchises are built around him atm. He's no dispensable Gina Carano-tier secondary guy. This also underlines how most famous artists as big as him are cowards.