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Chris P
@justokonline.bsky.social
Higher Ed attorney. Podcast/audiobook addict.

Same handle on IG

He/him/his

Just OK posts:
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This is from an assignment I did in sixth grade. Apparently I have always been like this.
Fuck 🧊
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Please enjoy one of my 15-year-old’s favorite Thanksgiving traditions: watching the video of the Barney balloon being gutted at the 1997 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Thanksgiving '97. The day Barney was killed
YouTube video by DelhiTheCat
youtu.be
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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It’s by Landon Sheely if anyone wants to support the artist behind it

landon-sheely-shop.fourthwall.com
LandonSheely
The official website and shop of Landon Sheely. Find the latest content, buy merch, and support your favorite creator.
landon-sheely-shop.fourthwall.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
August 20, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Brain is part of your biology in case any of you “biological sex” freakos need to be reminded
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Now listening to @sorayachemaly.bsky.social’s latest.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s so good!
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Rush Hour being quietly the most cursed franchise
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is also some evil lawyer shit. It is unethical to draft that contract.
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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i can not be the only person wondering about the five percent gap between bigfoot and the yeti
i mean is this where u draw the line
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ziwe is the Isaac Chotiner of YouTube.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Kevin Hart looks absolutely miserable talking to Ziwe. I love it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Like the cop behavior is truly out of control
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I gotta say as a white person...we're really not beating the accusations against us
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights

At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for

This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Fellas, is it gay to remember your baby in the backseat
The Republicans are standing up to the power of Big Emergency Brake

www.wsj.com/business/aut...
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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2026.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM