kahbn
@kahbn.bsky.social
He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.
Your Father Was A Coward, Carlie Brown.
My name is Charlie Brown.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Your Father Was A Coward, Carlie Brown.
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a few months ago i asked one of my patients how’s it going; they replied “like a testicle, i’m hangin in there”
they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
a few months ago i asked one of my patients how’s it going; they replied “like a testicle, i’m hangin in there”
they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
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imagine that. imagine that. imagine that! imagine that. did anybody say anything about this once or twice or thrice, hmm? did anybody talk about, this? no? hmm?
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
imagine that. imagine that. imagine that! imagine that. did anybody say anything about this once or twice or thrice, hmm? did anybody talk about, this? no? hmm?
Set to the tune of "hip to be square":
fellas is it gay to be straight
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Set to the tune of "hip to be square":
So, assume anyone wearing Ray-Bans is filming at all times. Gotcha.
Fuck both these companies.
Fuck both these companies.
New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
www.404media.co
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So, assume anyone wearing Ray-Bans is filming at all times. Gotcha.
Fuck both these companies.
Fuck both these companies.
Motherfuckers who someone forget the eight years of birtherism that led up to all this.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Motherfuckers who someone forget the eight years of birtherism that led up to all this.
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Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
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It's not a matter of whether or not we'll have such tribunals. It's whether or not we can still manage to have them in prosecution of fascist Republicans for crimes against humanity. If we can't, fascist Republicans will eventually hold them against everyone else for the crime of humanity.
Happy to chat with the administration about the Nuremberg tribunals.
Including about the crime of enforced disappearance and the limits of the defense of superior orders.
Including about the crime of enforced disappearance and the limits of the defense of superior orders.
Hey look POTUS calling for military tribunals
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's not a matter of whether or not we'll have such tribunals. It's whether or not we can still manage to have them in prosecution of fascist Republicans for crimes against humanity. If we can't, fascist Republicans will eventually hold them against everyone else for the crime of humanity.
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workin’
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
workin’
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"serving my time" isn't a real thing in this country. this place operates on the basis of once a criminal, always a criminal. every crime carries a life sentence. if you committed a crime at any stage of your life, you arent allowed to be part of society. ever.
“OnlyFans will screen creators in the United States for criminal convictions, CEO Keily Blair has announced in a post on LinkedIn”
www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...
www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...
OnlyFans Institutes Criminal Background Checks for US Creators
OnlyFans will screen creators in the United States for criminal convictions, CEO Keily Blair has announced in a post on LinkedIn.
www.xbiz.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"serving my time" isn't a real thing in this country. this place operates on the basis of once a criminal, always a criminal. every crime carries a life sentence. if you committed a crime at any stage of your life, you arent allowed to be part of society. ever.
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as a birthday present to myself, i am going to bed
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
as a birthday present to myself, i am going to bed
Screaming
In my head
No words
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Words fail
In my head
No words
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Words fail
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Screaming
In my head
No words
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Words fail
In my head
No words
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Words fail
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No movement yesterday.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
I've put it off too long
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
Well, for the few of you who haven't muted me already, I'm about to post our MA needs again. Put it off as long as we could.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
No movement yesterday.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
I like food, and they were in walking distance.
Neither one is still true.
Neither one is still true.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I like food, and they were in walking distance.
Neither one is still true.
Neither one is still true.
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i'm sorry i had something insane in my eyes, can you try this post again?
Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776.
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i'm sorry i had something insane in my eyes, can you try this post again?
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probably one of my better garments because i think every time i've worn it (such as today) i've received a random compliment from a beautiful woman in public. shoutout to women
patrick bateman voice: new dress, what do we think? just thrifted it last week
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
probably one of my better garments because i think every time i've worn it (such as today) i've received a random compliment from a beautiful woman in public. shoutout to women
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GET OFF THE INTERNET!
I say from my computer while scrolling the internet.
I say from my computer while scrolling the internet.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
GET OFF THE INTERNET!
I say from my computer while scrolling the internet.
I say from my computer while scrolling the internet.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
cow tools like and share if u agree
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Sorry for reposting myself I feel pretty invisible
I've been sick with endometriosis for 12yrs, bedridden for many of them. My husband has been the only one to stay beside me, he works full time. Is trying to find better jobs but everything has broken and we cant afford to fix anything anymore
I've been sick with endometriosis for 12yrs, bedridden for many of them. My husband has been the only one to stay beside me, he works full time. Is trying to find better jobs but everything has broken and we cant afford to fix anything anymore
At 165/350 for medical appts and fees
Needing help with 1200 for insurance so we can get a loan to fix this place.
New bill in collections again.
I get I don't deserve anything but could you atleast share this for me. Thank you again
Cshap freckledsun
Vmo frecklesfrack
Paypal.me/freckledfrack
Needing help with 1200 for insurance so we can get a loan to fix this place.
New bill in collections again.
I get I don't deserve anything but could you atleast share this for me. Thank you again
Cshap freckledsun
Vmo frecklesfrack
Paypal.me/freckledfrack
Pay Carly Revis using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/freckledfrack and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
Paypal.me
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sorry for reposting myself I feel pretty invisible
I've been sick with endometriosis for 12yrs, bedridden for many of them. My husband has been the only one to stay beside me, he works full time. Is trying to find better jobs but everything has broken and we cant afford to fix anything anymore
I've been sick with endometriosis for 12yrs, bedridden for many of them. My husband has been the only one to stay beside me, he works full time. Is trying to find better jobs but everything has broken and we cant afford to fix anything anymore