kahbn
@kahbn.bsky.social
He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smoob crimbinal.
You've been struck by
A smoob crimbinal.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smoob crimbinal.
You've been struck by
A smoob crimbinal.
*Breaking out my old "what's our oil doing under their soil?" signs*
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
*Breaking out my old "what's our oil doing under their soil?" signs*
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Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving
The lines are getting clogged from calls and Mastercard is feeling very pressured, they're looking into how to act in response. They're collecting information on callers to have a better understanding of who is calling in re the censorship issue
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving
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DOGE is not really gone, it’s just been made standard operating procedure now. Please stop celebrating DOGE ‘ending’ as a ‘win.’ It’s not. Their cuts have already killed 600,000 people. Elon stole all your data. Don’t fall for the clickbait.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
DOGE is not really gone, it’s just been made standard operating procedure now. Please stop celebrating DOGE ‘ending’ as a ‘win.’ It’s not. Their cuts have already killed 600,000 people. Elon stole all your data. Don’t fall for the clickbait.
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We have gotten so used to Great Replacement becoming normalized that most people hardly noticed that a racist, antisemitic, xenophobic conspiracy theory popularized by mass shooters and 4chan trolls is now government policy.
The U.S. State Department is repeating a white nationalist conspiracy theory.
On Friday, it claimed that “mass migration poses an existential threat to Western civilization.”
That line comes straight from the Great Replacement myth: the lie that immigration is a plot to erase white populations.
On Friday, it claimed that “mass migration poses an existential threat to Western civilization.”
That line comes straight from the Great Replacement myth: the lie that immigration is a plot to erase white populations.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We have gotten so used to Great Replacement becoming normalized that most people hardly noticed that a racist, antisemitic, xenophobic conspiracy theory popularized by mass shooters and 4chan trolls is now government policy.
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oh no, not the economy
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
oh no, not the economy
Word of advice my father gave me as a kid: "Never race a train, just in case you tie."
I really don’t understand how people get hit by trains so often
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Word of advice my father gave me as a kid: "Never race a train, just in case you tie."
"Spend?"
"Plz spend?"
"NO PAY!"
"ONLY SPEND!"
"Plz spend?"
"NO PAY!"
"ONLY SPEND!"
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Spend?"
"Plz spend?"
"NO PAY!"
"ONLY SPEND!"
"Plz spend?"
"NO PAY!"
"ONLY SPEND!"
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The question "soldiers should obey illegal orders" ultimately boils down to "should soldiers shoot and kill opponents of the regime when the pretend dictator commands them to do so?"
Whether they realize it or not, these people are arguing the regime should be allowed to kill political opponents.
Whether they realize it or not, these people are arguing the regime should be allowed to kill political opponents.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The question "soldiers should obey illegal orders" ultimately boils down to "should soldiers shoot and kill opponents of the regime when the pretend dictator commands them to do so?"
Whether they realize it or not, these people are arguing the regime should be allowed to kill political opponents.
Whether they realize it or not, these people are arguing the regime should be allowed to kill political opponents.
Your Father Was A Coward, Carlie Brown.
My name is Charlie Brown.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Your Father Was A Coward, Carlie Brown.
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a few months ago i asked one of my patients how’s it going; they replied “like a testicle, i’m hangin in there”
they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
a few months ago i asked one of my patients how’s it going; they replied “like a testicle, i’m hangin in there”
they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
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imagine that. imagine that. imagine that! imagine that. did anybody say anything about this once or twice or thrice, hmm? did anybody talk about, this? no? hmm?
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
imagine that. imagine that. imagine that! imagine that. did anybody say anything about this once or twice or thrice, hmm? did anybody talk about, this? no? hmm?
Set to the tune of "hip to be square":
fellas is it gay to be straight
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Set to the tune of "hip to be square":
So, assume anyone wearing Ray-Bans is filming at all times. Gotcha.
Fuck both these companies.
Fuck both these companies.
New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
www.404media.co
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So, assume anyone wearing Ray-Bans is filming at all times. Gotcha.
Fuck both these companies.
Fuck both these companies.
Motherfuckers who someone forget the eight years of birtherism that led up to all this.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Motherfuckers who someone forget the eight years of birtherism that led up to all this.
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Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
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It's not a matter of whether or not we'll have such tribunals. It's whether or not we can still manage to have them in prosecution of fascist Republicans for crimes against humanity. If we can't, fascist Republicans will eventually hold them against everyone else for the crime of humanity.
Happy to chat with the administration about the Nuremberg tribunals.
Including about the crime of enforced disappearance and the limits of the defense of superior orders.
Including about the crime of enforced disappearance and the limits of the defense of superior orders.
Hey look POTUS calling for military tribunals
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's not a matter of whether or not we'll have such tribunals. It's whether or not we can still manage to have them in prosecution of fascist Republicans for crimes against humanity. If we can't, fascist Republicans will eventually hold them against everyone else for the crime of humanity.
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workin’
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
workin’
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"serving my time" isn't a real thing in this country. this place operates on the basis of once a criminal, always a criminal. every crime carries a life sentence. if you committed a crime at any stage of your life, you arent allowed to be part of society. ever.
“OnlyFans will screen creators in the United States for criminal convictions, CEO Keily Blair has announced in a post on LinkedIn”
www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...
www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...
OnlyFans Institutes Criminal Background Checks for US Creators
OnlyFans will screen creators in the United States for criminal convictions, CEO Keily Blair has announced in a post on LinkedIn.
www.xbiz.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"serving my time" isn't a real thing in this country. this place operates on the basis of once a criminal, always a criminal. every crime carries a life sentence. if you committed a crime at any stage of your life, you arent allowed to be part of society. ever.
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as a birthday present to myself, i am going to bed
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
as a birthday present to myself, i am going to bed
Screaming
In my head
No words
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Words fail
In my head
No words
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Words fail
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Screaming
In my head
No words
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Words fail
In my head
No words
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Words fail
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No movement yesterday.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
I've put it off too long
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.
Please help.
Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
Well, for the few of you who haven't muted me already, I'm about to post our MA needs again. Put it off as long as we could.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
No movement yesterday.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.
We're still at $883.12/2000 and needed to reach $1000 by the 20th to pay bills- despite all the help we're falling behind.
If we don't reach November's goal of $2k December will be impossible.
Please help. We're just trying to stay afloat until we can make up lost income.