knattering knabob
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persistent lurker. i followed too many people over there, too.
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sports pioneer George F. Biathlon inventing the sport of biathlon in the year 1887
What if I simply went outside and shot the snow with a gun
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 PM
sports pioneer George F. Biathlon inventing the sport of biathlon in the year 1887
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There doesn't seem to be any discernible difference between your average NBA trade and a junk bond swap
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
There doesn't seem to be any discernible difference between your average NBA trade and a junk bond swap
pretty damn bleak that even if the teams somehow recreated the 2010s’ on-field success, the way we mediated that era of DC sports would be functionally impossible now
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
pretty damn bleak that even if the teams somehow recreated the 2010s’ on-field success, the way we mediated that era of DC sports would be functionally impossible now
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Leap Day William bathes in a spent nuclear fuel pool
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Leap Day William bathes in a spent nuclear fuel pool
the only ticket sales pitch the nationals have
News: Dan Kolko will succeed Bob Carpenter doing play-by-play on Nationals broadcasts this year, according to multiple people familiar with the decision. Kolko filled in regularly for Carpenter last year and has been a part of Nats coverage in various roles since 2012.
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
the only ticket sales pitch the nationals have
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I doubt Rahm is running or that these pundits think he is running. He wants to bash the left, so do these pundits. “I am quoting a presidential candidate” gives these interviews the veneer of being news.
It's wild how he is being treated like the next big thing. Just completely false.
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I doubt Rahm is running or that these pundits think he is running. He wants to bash the left, so do these pundits. “I am quoting a presidential candidate” gives these interviews the veneer of being news.
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Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
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I miss win or go home in OT. drama isn't the same. yes it was stupid but sports are stupid.
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I miss win or go home in OT. drama isn't the same. yes it was stupid but sports are stupid.
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Caleb makes the new Best Throw In Bears History every week
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Caleb makes the new Best Throw In Bears History every week
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first ever thursday night super bowl
i’m sorry but the houston texans cannot play in a super bowl. that’s fake. that’s madden stuff
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
first ever thursday night super bowl
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the playoff committee should take into consideration that the Broncos' QB is injured before setting the field for the AFC Championship
January 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
the playoff committee should take into consideration that the Broncos' QB is injured before setting the field for the AFC Championship
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if you don’t want the game to end on a PI call don’t tackle the wide receiver!
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
if you don’t want the game to end on a PI call don’t tackle the wide receiver!
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the world is ready for a walk-off safety
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
the world is ready for a walk-off safety
the taffer’s tavern of CBS news segments
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
the taffer’s tavern of CBS news segments
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You can always tell when a new Chat GPT commercial is coming because it's always like someone staring at a pan with a big hunk of chicken in it and then it reveals their search history with something like "Tell me how to not die from salmonella poisoning"
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
You can always tell when a new Chat GPT commercial is coming because it's always like someone staring at a pan with a big hunk of chicken in it and then it reveals their search history with something like "Tell me how to not die from salmonella poisoning"
sure, michael rapaport is viscerally repellent, but it’s not like he’s ruined an entire season of a tv show before
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
sure, michael rapaport is viscerally repellent, but it’s not like he’s ruined an entire season of a tv show before
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Just like the NBA cup it is astoundingly pointless to have a tournament of teams all of whom compete to be in a different tournament later.
This works in soccer because the tournament INCLUDES OTHER LEAGUES
This works in soccer because the tournament INCLUDES OTHER LEAGUES
Commissioner Rob Manfred said he is considering the possibility of a split season or an in-season tournament.
But he added that adjusting the league schedule is more complicated than in other sports.
But he added that adjusting the league schedule is more complicated than in other sports.
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Just like the NBA cup it is astoundingly pointless to have a tournament of teams all of whom compete to be in a different tournament later.
This works in soccer because the tournament INCLUDES OTHER LEAGUES
This works in soccer because the tournament INCLUDES OTHER LEAGUES
and the one time they were actually good, they had to start connor cook in a playoff game!
it's astounding how bad these people have been since 2002. like *this* is the single worst franchise in the game, and it has been for almost 25 years now.
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
and the one time they were actually good, they had to start connor cook in a playoff game!
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Huge personal growth from Mark Andrews that he didn't fumble there
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Huge personal growth from Mark Andrews that he didn't fumble there
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Surely the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize would never
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Surely the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize would never
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
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homage to a former bills legend
Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman
December 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
homage to a former bills legend
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I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement
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Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social