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Porgkin Pie 🐀
@kristodynamics.bsky.social
Glasses Porg
Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social
Denver
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
he/him
Pinned
Wake me when it’s Brak Summer
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This Thanksgiving we are so grateful that we get to know turkeys in ways that most people don't. Here are ten awesome things we love about turkeys! 🦃

1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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the egyptians made some huge spheres too but they all rolled away
September 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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They’ve got a new buzzword
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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“And also you’re going to tell your family about this new novel you’re working on and when they ask if you wrote it you’re going to break down and start sobbing into the green bean casserole”
"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."
How to explain AI to your family this holiday season | CNN Business
Politics, football and movies are among the many topics that tend to come up around Thanksgiving. In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what sh...
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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If you’re following this guy or using his starter pack, you need to read this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is_Anyb...
December 3, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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When trying to make myself remember the old Capitola store Collectors Corner, @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social sent me a paper from 1987.

I was not expecting this names "Lawrence Kudlow" and "Bear, Stearns & Co." to attack me from the bottom of the page regarding the wake of Black Monday 1987.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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PSA to neurotypicals - asking “why” is not arguing. “Here is how a thing is.” “Why?” Is not an argument. It’s a request for more information. Why is the thing that way? Teach me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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(I remarked once to a roommate of pure Irish ancestry about how deadly the Isle of Man TT is and he shook his head somberly and said “The Manx care not for human life,” and I laughed so hard. That line and delivery has never left my memory)
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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ELPHABA
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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NEW: Tina Peters is staying put in a Colorado prison.

Colorado's Department of Corrections tells me it does not intend to respond to a DOJ request to move Peters to federal custody.
www.9news.com/article/news...
Tina Peters to remain in state custody despite federal request
The Colorado Department of Corrections is resisting federal pressure to transfer a former Mesa County clerk to federal custody, despite Trump's backing.
www.9news.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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he's going to live to 104 and when dies we all blink out of existence cause he was the protagonist of reality. How else do you explain it
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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What’s really gonna bake your noodle is when you realize this is the RUSH HOUR 4 writing team
Brett Ratner, Alan Dershowitz, and Benjamin Netanyahu together in one picture... iconic
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You can’t fool me. I recognize the cow fetus from Eraserhead.
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Nothing beats a warm, fresh cream pie

NOTHING
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM